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Shawn Robare
@shawnrobare.com
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Just a guy who remembers what it's like to be a kid. I ❤️ @shezcrafti.com, Co-Host of the @CultFilmClub.com & @CrestwoodHouse.bsky.social podcasts. I run PlasticRocketPop.com
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Remembering that time my daughter crafted Evil Ed from Fright Night in Kindergarten…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 12h
Dorf on Golf
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 12h
I saw Robocop in the theater at 10, but yeah, would totally not let my kids see stuff like that, that young
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 12h
Daddy and Wesley having some drawing time at a restaurant…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 13h
Lol, no. It was a total coincidence that her gingerbread man was a spot on recreation, which I love.
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 15h
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 15h
He was born old. But he’s nimble like a cat in that one!
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 16h
I know…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 17h
Lol, yup. Def the opposite of Never to Young to Die
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 17h
Bangers, all.
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 17h
I mean, it’s really the whole set, but this was a weird design choice…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 17h
We’re in that window where they’re going to start vomiting out a ton of toys every day until mid December. You have to check mid-morning before the scalpers get there…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 17h
I loved that part. Also made me appreciate Skippy in a new way. Dude has range
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 17h
The back of the box is hilarious…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 17h
Right?!
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 17h
Okay official Universal Monsters bendy Creature that I bought on discount at Ross, you’re not fooling me. I see that you’re actually a loving homage to the Gillman from The Monster Squad. Don’t be coy…
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 18h
I hope so
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 19h
Also, this is the second time Johnny 5 came ip in conversation today. This means something
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food on it
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 19h
I wonder if Los Lobos was driving that truck 😏
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 19h
They were literally bottoming out constantly while I was behind them on the highway. That’s what made me notice it. I risked life and limb for that photo
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 20h
Mad Max wheelchair or Bonebreaker’s tank treads?
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 21h
I had most of the X-Men back in the day. But I was happiest with my cap-firing Punisher, Longshot, and Light-up Sword Nightcrawler
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 21h
I demand Dual Pizza Lands! (Aka, with two different toppings)
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 21h
I mean, yes, but let me warn you about men and MTG…

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 21h
When playing the Raph card you’ll finally get to tap dat azz

…my MTG humor.
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 22h
Where do I send the Nobel Prize for Social Media responses?
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