Shawn Robare
@shawnrobare.com
Just a guy who remembers what it's like to be a kid. I ❤️ @shezcrafti.com, Co-Host of the @CultFilmClub.com & @CrestwoodHouse.bsky.social podcasts.
I run PlasticRocketPop.com
I run PlasticRocketPop.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
There are no carbs or calories, it’s like eating free flavor!
January 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
There are no carbs or calories, it’s like eating free flavor!
You’re exposing all my weird habits
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January 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
You’re exposing all my weird habits
Oh wait, I do straight up eat salmon seasoning. You’re right…
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January 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Oh wait, I do straight up eat salmon seasoning. You’re right…
No no no, I’m a soy sauce sommelier…
January 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
No no no, I’m a soy sauce sommelier…
I was half expecting you to say that when Clark arrives in Metropolis and gets shaken down by the panhandlers…
“smashcut to the Fortress of Solitude and there’s a kitchenette set made out of the pandhandlers…”
“smashcut to the Fortress of Solitude and there’s a kitchenette set made out of the pandhandlers…”
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I was half expecting you to say that when Clark arrives in Metropolis and gets shaken down by the panhandlers…
“smashcut to the Fortress of Solitude and there’s a kitchenette set made out of the pandhandlers…”
“smashcut to the Fortress of Solitude and there’s a kitchenette set made out of the pandhandlers…”
Dude, he scored an interview with Fern 2 from Between Two Ferns?!?
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January 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Dude, he scored an interview with Fern 2 from Between Two Ferns?!?
I have a set of the patches, but not the whole jacket.
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I have a set of the patches, but not the whole jacket.
Hard one to watch around the tykes
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Hard one to watch around the tykes
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Still lamenting not getting one of those Abrams Art books for this set. I have the set, but I have a coffee table that needs a book on these…
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Still lamenting not getting one of those Abrams Art books for this set. I have the set, but I have a coffee table that needs a book on these…
Heck, he’s not even being busted!
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Heck, he’s not even being busted!
Jason Mewes taught us all. Half, half, whole…
January 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Jason Mewes taught us all. Half, half, whole…
Me, but Transformers trading cards…
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Me, but Transformers trading cards…
January 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Me at work speaking verbatim to o one in particular…
“You want something done, you gotta do it yourself
Yeah I think this is gonna be another one of those funky ones”
“You want something done, you gotta do it yourself
Yeah I think this is gonna be another one of those funky ones”
January 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Me at work speaking verbatim to o one in particular…
“You want something done, you gotta do it yourself
Yeah I think this is gonna be another one of those funky ones”
“You want something done, you gotta do it yourself
Yeah I think this is gonna be another one of those funky ones”
Probably propped atop a half-ajar door waiting for me to open, walk under and have it spill ectoplasm on me like I said “I don’t know” on You Can’t Do That on Television.
If I had to guess…
If I had to guess…
January 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Probably propped atop a half-ajar door waiting for me to open, walk under and have it spill ectoplasm on me like I said “I don’t know” on You Can’t Do That on Television.
If I had to guess…
If I had to guess…
As a kid I assumed he had the pointy helmet so that he could use his head like a mace to fight guys, much like giraffe warfare…
January 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
As a kid I assumed he had the pointy helmet so that he could use his head like a mace to fight guys, much like giraffe warfare…
