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Shawn Robare

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Just a guy who remembers what it's like to be a kid. I ❤️ @shezcrafti.com, Co-Host of the @CultFilmClub.com & @CrestwoodHouse.bsky.social podcasts. I run PlasticRocketPop.com

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · Aug 9

From time to time I think about the one that got away on ebay...

Do I need a 1989 Flinstones Push Up sherbert pop encased in lucite like Han Solo in carbonite?

No.

Do I covet a 1989 Flinstones Push Up sherbert pop encased in lucite like Han Solo in carbonite?

Yes.

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 32m

I 100% believe this. I’m a Plochman’s guy myself, though I buy French’s because it’s cheap and I never use it…

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 1h

I think they owe you like whatever like 26 hotdog meals from Sonic costs in back pay…

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 1h

Rob goes into work, sees four co-workers with mustard smeared mouthes zombie shambling towards him…

“I guess I quit?”

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 1h

I mean, with “Almost Wesley Snipes Blade” in the ad, who could blame that spectral faux pas…

Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 1h

That warehouse store mustard purchase was quite the commitment, condiment-wise. Like, I feel plain yellow mustard is the “little dab will do ya” poster-child of not very versatile condiments.

They were really hoping the company was going to install that complimentary hot dog roller weren’t they?

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 15h

This one ad changed everything for me.

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 1d

With a blast of telekinetic energy the 6th door of the @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social has blown wide open a co-host @paxholley.com introduces @michaelmay.bsky.social & I to Brian De Palma’s 1978 horror/thriller The Fury!

I blow up from 13 different camera angles!

cultfilmclub.com/crestwood-ho...

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 16h

You can throw Firestarter in there, too. Yeah, I feel like that was really hot in the 70s. Probably because of stuff like MKUltra…

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 17h

My worst was buying Robby Kiger’s personal Monster Squad script from the filming. Way less than MD scripts go for on ebay, but twice my normal ceiling price for Squad junk I buy…

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 17h

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 17h

I feel like such a frugal collector. My ceiling is pretty darn low, even on grail items

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 20h

“Hey, you stepped in something spooky there…”

<said in the SNL Da Bears voice>

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 20h

What happens when you touch all six and snap your fingers?

My guess, all of the Unsolved Mysteries episodes get solved

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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 21h

When do you invest in some lucite?

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Michael Maycabre 🎃 @michaelmay.bsky.social · 23h

It's Crestwood House Podcast Day!

This was a fun discussion, but I misread the title of the movie and was disappointed that Kirk Douglas didn't spend the whole movie in a cat costume.

Crestwood House @crestwoodhouse.bsky.social · 1d

With a blast of telekinetic energy the 6th door of the Crestwood House has blown wide open a co-host @paxholley.com introduces @michaelmay.bsky.social & @shawnrobare.com to Brian De Palma’s 1978 horror/thriller The Fury!

cultfilmclub.com/crestwood-ho...