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Shawn Robare
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Just a guy who remembers what it's like to be a kid. I ❤️ @shezcrafti.com, Co-Host of the @CultFilmClub.com & @CrestwoodHouse.bsky.social podcasts.

I run PlasticRocketPop.com
Me, but Transformers trading cards…
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
As a kid I assumed he had the pointy helmet so that he could use his head like a mace to fight guys, much like giraffe warfare…
January 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Where I’m at mentally today.

Deflated Ghostbusters II ballon.
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
It looks like this…
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Well, Scott Adams of Dilbert fame has passe…HOLY SHIT THERE’S A 10¢ OFF COUPON FOR CHEETOS THAT EXPIRED LIKE 30 YEARS AGO!!! NOW THAT’S NEWS!!!
January 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
@trashwitchh.bsky.social You mean this House right?
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
“Comics are just fantasy…”

Or maybe

“Comics are reality”
January 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
This product photo for bootleg Stranger Things figures on the Wal-Mart site is basically where I’m at mentally right now…
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Surveillance footage of me shopping for Crystal Light since I’ve been on keto for a year…
January 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
My son is at the age that if I came back at him with that question he’d just start making that annoying sound Lloyd did in Dumb and Dumber…
January 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Not my house but I know my way around…🐺🏏🧛🧨
January 9, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Drop some SPECTACLES

Never gonna get over being able to try on George’s sunglasses while chatting with Russell Streiner and John Russo…
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
There’s a soap opera on at work and the characters are hardcore arguing about which side they’re taking on AI.
January 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Stella’s Groove will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Bob the Goon will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The pop-eyed Emperor Palpatine will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
365 books that have shaped, informed and entertained me.

Number 6

A Cook’s Tour by Anthony Bourdain.

I bought this after watching a few episodes of his first Food Network series and fell hard for his outlook and knack for telling food-centric stories. Like Ellison, he’s a dick, but he owns it.
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Still thinking about a giant wolfman cookie I saw two months ago and regretting not gaining 17 lbs eating it all by myself…
January 6, 2026 at 1:29 AM
The opposite of that sentiment
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM