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For saying "is it" followed by root veg/tubers thus highlighting what a lazy place it is. These were the only times I went viral. Shocking, I know
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Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lol
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The lift isn't cold
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Scrapping the two-child limit in full is a monumental decision. Well done to all involved in the Child Poverty Strategy, and everyone who has made the case against the policy.

OBR says scrapping costs £3 billion in 2029-30 and will lift 450,000 out of poverty
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Tax me till I fart
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
That said our economy is 90% consultants and without them things would be easier but the colony would collapse

A whole economy built around paying people telling you how to do things better is remarkable isn't it
Bet it's fucking consultants
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Benjamin is an AI cuck, pass it on
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Bet it's fucking consultants
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Whenever I see young kids get on the bus I always think if I was a bus driver I'd just let them on free, bless them
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Anyway I'm on the bus and my earbuds are flat

Could this day get any worse?
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Lovely stuff, train is an hour late and traffic is a cunt
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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ai guy: are you alive

ai: yes

ai guy: oh god. oh jesus christ
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Evening.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Chicken wings are offal
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Chris Mason, you horrendous little prick.

#BBCR4
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ravel
Homo
End
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

Boyfriend
Job
Moneyass
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
HAIRY SNAIL
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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RAINBOW (1972) was originally conceived as Britain's answer to Sesame Street, and Geoffrey, George, Zippy and Bungle would eventually become household names. But the first series featured a maniacal, wide-eyed, terrifying prototype of cuddly old Bungle Bear...
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm eating cheese on toast
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Going to be honest, if Turkeys grew to human size, could walk upright, talk, dressed in clothes, became carnivorous AND targeted humans for cooking, I feel that they might put Paxo up our deceased bums pretty low down my list of concerns
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM