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General Boles
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Former MP, former Supreme Allied Commander #WarOnTheCountryside, above average satirical photoshopper & senior advisor to Sir Keir Starmer before he became unpopular
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The baptism was difficult, but the preparation classes were the really tricky part.
February 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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This was a carnival float in Germany. This is how the rest of the world views The United States now.
February 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Sadly the Red-Green alliance has been alive and well for decades in the UK. I wrote about this in my book 10 years ago. 5 Pillars is an Islamist website who engage in antisemitism, attack Muslims countering extremism while hypocritically platforming neo-Nazis and anti-Muslim extremists. Peverse.
I think there are some pretty legitimate questions for the Greens to answer in this short thread – entirely possible they didn't know the history here, but if so they should say that and distance themselves.
"5 Pillars" runs a Podcast called "Blood Brothers", which has hosted some of Britain's most notorious neo-Nazis & far right activists, like Nick Griffin (BNP), Mark Collett (Patriotic Alternative) & Jayda Fransen (ex-Britain First), to rant about Jews.
Now the Greens are cosying up to them.
February 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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"5 Pillars" runs a Podcast called "Blood Brothers", which has hosted some of Britain's most notorious neo-Nazis & far right activists, like Nick Griffin (BNP), Mark Collett (Patriotic Alternative) & Jayda Fransen (ex-Britain First), to rant about Jews.
Now the Greens are cosying up to them.
February 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Remember when a black woman encouraged kids to eat healthy, and she was basically ridiculed and told to mind her own fucking business? And now the same people are taking the advice of a white guy with a brain worm who has admitted to snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat? Good times.
February 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Please pray for Matthew. He went into a Greggs and the staff held him down and forced him to drink a woke beverage.
February 18, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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My son has decided to take up skeleton luge.
February 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Luna will be having annual birthday photos like a young Royal. Everyone say happy third birthday! 🎉 🎁
February 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Robert Jenrick look normal giving a speech challenge
February 18, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The Starmer Boom keeps on booming
February 18, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Taste The Difference orange juice? How the other half live
February 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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There are pointless remakes, and then there’s this upcoming one where they have remade Kind Hearts and Coronets

www.imdb.com/title/tt4357...
How to Make a Killing (2026) | Comedy, Drama, Thriller
1h 45m | R
www.imdb.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Jenrick wins battle with Farage over two-child benefit cap: Vows to also force people to prove they have mental illness before getting cash, and block those with some disorders from claiming at all. System would also be 'British only' www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Reform's Jenrick unveils plan to defuse UK 'benefits bomb'
The party's pick for Chancellor if they win the next election said the party would orchestrate a major clampdown on handouts designed to fix a 'broken' system.
www.dailymail.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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See also:
Robert Jenrick announces Reform UK will keep the OBR and Bank of England independence, with an emphasis on fiscal discipline, signified by restoring the two child benefit cap.

The speech is essentially the same as every Tory chancellor's conference speech in the last 10 years.
February 18, 2026 at 11:35 AM
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worst thing about uni students using AI for essays is that they don't even seem to be doing it so they can spend more time in the club, I'd have marginally more respect for them if their goal was to maximise their partying time, what are they even doing with the time AI frees up for them
February 18, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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Guess what? It's Beano Day! I've only written the Bash Street Kids for this issue, but it does include a steamed hams reference for all you Simpsons fans out there!

Script by me, art by Shannon Gallant! Out now!
February 18, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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A liking for exotic coffee isn't a class signal in the UK. However, *thinking* that working class people prefer plain boring coffee is a very strong indicator that the speaker is upper middle class. No-one who actually has working class friends could be so deluded.
Please pray for Matthew. He went into a Greggs and the staff held him down and forced him to drink a woke beverage.
February 18, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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Can't beat Patsy's dreadful accent or her pluck here (though the English version is much better www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-PY...) www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8S8...
Eighth Wonder ft. Patsy Kensit – J'ai Pas Peur
YouTube video by VGK MUSIC VIDEOS
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February 18, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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I’m so old that “bottom surgery” still means treatment for piles.
February 18, 2026 at 9:46 AM
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This, but it actually is.
February 18, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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Bless him.

Greggs is great at making money from the appetites of the British public, if they are selling it, there’s demand.

<wail> “oh why does my experience of the world not match my prejudices?”
February 18, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Please pray for Matthew. He went into a Greggs and the staff held him down and forced him to drink a woke beverage.
February 18, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Can confirm #Industry
February 17, 2026 at 11:07 PM