General Boles
@generalboles.bsky.social
Former MP, former Supreme Allied Commander #WarOnTheCountryside, above average satirical photoshopper & senior advisor to Sir Keir Starmer before he became unpopular
No, they really are not
Norway and Italy are tied after Day 7 of competition in Milan Cortina ๐ฅ
February 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
No, they really are not
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His name sounds like it should be a Shapps alias tbf
February 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
His name sounds like it should be a Shapps alias tbf
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I will die on this hill: medal is a noun not a verb.
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I will die on this hill: medal is a noun not a verb.
That's exactly how I reacted when Shapps got in ahead of me
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
That's exactly how I reacted when Shapps got in ahead of me
That's the biggest shock since I was overlooked for a Cabinet position in 2015 #IceSkating
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
That's the biggest shock since I was overlooked for a Cabinet position in 2015 #IceSkating
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Thinking of making this my new author photo. There aren't enough authors with giant cats in books these days.
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Thinking of making this my new author photo. There aren't enough authors with giant cats in books these days.
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Kemi's latest messaging needs work imo
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Kemi's latest messaging needs work imo
We waited a long time for Sam's winter olympic stats but it was worth it
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
We waited a long time for Sam's winter olympic stats but it was worth it
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Objectively funny.
February 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Objectively funny.
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Sliding headfirst down a hill is coming home
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Sliding headfirst down a hill is coming home
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GB finally win a medal at the winter olympics and it's gold for Matt Weston in skeleton.
First man to win a gold for GB since Christopher Dean 42 years ago.
First man to win a gold for GB since Christopher Dean 42 years ago.
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
GB finally win a medal at the winter olympics and it's gold for Matt Weston in skeleton.
First man to win a gold for GB since Christopher Dean 42 years ago.
First man to win a gold for GB since Christopher Dean 42 years ago.
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WE JUST GOT A GOLD AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS BTW
February 13, 2026 at 8:58 PM
WE JUST GOT A GOLD AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS BTW
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Very much enjoyed this weekโs newsletter from Helen Lewis, especially the part where she is unhappy with San Francisco for still not sorting out its hill problem
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Very much enjoyed this weekโs newsletter from Helen Lewis, especially the part where she is unhappy with San Francisco for still not sorting out its hill problem
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It's weird but I think I would notice if my other half 's apparent disposable income more than doubled for several years.
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 PM
It's weird but I think I would notice if my other half 's apparent disposable income more than doubled for several years.
๐ถ TWENTY, TWENTY SIX
not in summer
going down the ice
tea tray on a runner ๐ถ
bsky.app/profile/flav...
not in summer
going down the ice
tea tray on a runner ๐ถ
bsky.app/profile/flav...
your boy is not only an official sponsor and hype man of USA Bobsled + Skeleton ,,, but I have officially joined as a member of THE TEAM ,!!
And you can too,!!
Think you have what it takes to represent Team USA in the sports of bobsled or skeleton?
www.usabs.com/news/2026/ja...
And you can too,!!
Think you have what it takes to represent Team USA in the sports of bobsled or skeleton?
www.usabs.com/news/2026/ja...
February 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
๐ถ TWENTY, TWENTY SIX
not in summer
going down the ice
tea tray on a runner ๐ถ
bsky.app/profile/flav...
not in summer
going down the ice
tea tray on a runner ๐ถ
bsky.app/profile/flav...
The best Oasis song is Cum On Feel the Noize on the b-side of Don't Look Back In Anger
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The best Oasis song is Cum On Feel the Noize on the b-side of Don't Look Back In Anger
I've missed something here I think
February 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I've missed something here I think
Flavor Flav watching Women's Skeleton at the #WinterOlympics is not a phrase I ever saw myself saying
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Flavor Flav watching Women's Skeleton at the #WinterOlympics is not a phrase I ever saw myself saying
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โIt looks like youโre writing an article. Would you like help?โ
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 AM
โIt looks like youโre writing an article. Would you like help?โ
Says the man with a massive promo poster for his book always in shot
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Says the man with a massive promo poster for his book always in shot
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Itโs over for this country
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Itโs over for this country
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Does Farage need Russian money to spout their talking points, or does he just do it for free?
February 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Does Farage need Russian money to spout their talking points, or does he just do it for free?
If you see me walking down the street
And I start to cry
RUN TO THE MEDIA AND COMPLAIN HOW ITS SYMPTOMATIC OF LONDONS DECLINE
And I start to cry
RUN TO THE MEDIA AND COMPLAIN HOW ITS SYMPTOMATIC OF LONDONS DECLINE
Nadhim Zahawi thinks London is now unsafe, because the other day a tired-looking man walked past him during the morning rush hour.
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
If you see me walking down the street
And I start to cry
RUN TO THE MEDIA AND COMPLAIN HOW ITS SYMPTOMATIC OF LONDONS DECLINE
And I start to cry
RUN TO THE MEDIA AND COMPLAIN HOW ITS SYMPTOMATIC OF LONDONS DECLINE
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Cheers to the most popular ambassador to Britain: Hiroshi Suzuki
Cheers to the most popular ambassador to Britain: Hiroshi Suzuki
www.thetimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Cheers to the most popular ambassador to Britain: Hiroshi Suzuki