Enough Of That Now
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"Choose Denmark. Choose bacon and Lurpak. Choose Sandi Toksvig and Hans Christian Andersen. Choose a strong welfare state, hygge and a stroll through Tivoli Gardens..."
Worth pointing out this is the dismissal of the federal charges only, as they lack jurisdiction
He'll still be tried by the state for murder, but it removes the possibility of the death penalty
He'll still be tried by the state for murder, but it removes the possibility of the death penalty
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Worth pointing out this is the dismissal of the federal charges only, as they lack jurisdiction
He'll still be tried by the state for murder, but it removes the possibility of the death penalty
He'll still be tried by the state for murder, but it removes the possibility of the death penalty
I'm not falling for another one of these, I'm still waiting for my free Nelson Mandela
This changes EVERYTHING. See you all in Skeggy.
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I'm not falling for another one of these, I'm still waiting for my free Nelson Mandela
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***MORE BREAKING NORFOLK NEWS***
(for the avoidance of doubt, I am not making this up)
(for the avoidance of doubt, I am not making this up)
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 PM
***MORE BREAKING NORFOLK NEWS***
(for the avoidance of doubt, I am not making this up)
(for the avoidance of doubt, I am not making this up)
I bet Rudy thinks he looks shmokin...
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I bet Rudy thinks he looks shmokin...
This is what happens when you give the construction contracts to Valdazzo Brothers Olive Oil
January 30, 2026 at 9:19 AM
This is what happens when you give the construction contracts to Valdazzo Brothers Olive Oil
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The BFG.
There. Saved you a click.
There. Saved you a click.
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 AM
The BFG.
There. Saved you a click.
There. Saved you a click.
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If anyone would like a highly personalised Valentine’s card or gift, I can illustrate you & partner in pretty much any situation. Let me know so I have time to get it to you.
January 30, 2026 at 8:12 AM
If anyone would like a highly personalised Valentine’s card or gift, I can illustrate you & partner in pretty much any situation. Let me know so I have time to get it to you.
Last working day before the tax return deadline
TICK TOCK, FUCKERS!
TICK TOCK, FUCKERS!
a man in a suit sits in a car with the words tick tock below him
ALT: a man in a suit sits in a car with the words tick tock below him
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Last working day before the tax return deadline
TICK TOCK, FUCKERS!
TICK TOCK, FUCKERS!
Can anyone guess why businesses in Paris won't accept US dollars?
Anybody?
Anybody?
January 29, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Can anyone guess why businesses in Paris won't accept US dollars?
Anybody?
Anybody?
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I'll hand it to the production team at the BBC on #TheApprentice
Each year they manage to find a collection of the very worst candidates. All stupid enough to think they've been picked for reasons other than they'll be happy to make complete morons of themselves
Each year they manage to find a collection of the very worst candidates. All stupid enough to think they've been picked for reasons other than they'll be happy to make complete morons of themselves
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I'll hand it to the production team at the BBC on #TheApprentice
Each year they manage to find a collection of the very worst candidates. All stupid enough to think they've been picked for reasons other than they'll be happy to make complete morons of themselves
Each year they manage to find a collection of the very worst candidates. All stupid enough to think they've been picked for reasons other than they'll be happy to make complete morons of themselves
Another 3 month cavalcade of cuntery to see who gets to be fucked over by the racist midget, is it?
January 29, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Another 3 month cavalcade of cuntery to see who gets to be fucked over by the racist midget, is it?
Debbie Does Sausage
Attack of the fifty foot Sausage
January 29, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Debbie Does Sausage
Don't trust anyone over 30
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Don't trust anyone over 30
Shamilton
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Shamilton
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Please can you spare £1 a month for our animal sanctuary?
If even 1/4 of our followers were able to join, it would be the monthly financial security we need for the sanctuary
One of our patrons said: “it’s the best £1 I’ve ever spent!” 😃 Please join us: patreon.com/user?u=85237...
#rescueanimals
If even 1/4 of our followers were able to join, it would be the monthly financial security we need for the sanctuary
One of our patrons said: “it’s the best £1 I’ve ever spent!” 😃 Please join us: patreon.com/user?u=85237...
#rescueanimals
January 29, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Please can you spare £1 a month for our animal sanctuary?
If even 1/4 of our followers were able to join, it would be the monthly financial security we need for the sanctuary
One of our patrons said: “it’s the best £1 I’ve ever spent!” 😃 Please join us: patreon.com/user?u=85237...
#rescueanimals
If even 1/4 of our followers were able to join, it would be the monthly financial security we need for the sanctuary
One of our patrons said: “it’s the best £1 I’ve ever spent!” 😃 Please join us: patreon.com/user?u=85237...
#rescueanimals
It's 2073, and UK filmgoers are dressing up like Donald Trump
"We had no idea who the character was based on. We thought it was just some fat nonce with bad hair and too much gold in his house" said X-373-Zygor from Croydon
"We had no idea who the character was based on. We thought it was just some fat nonce with bad hair and too much gold in his house" said X-373-Zygor from Croydon
Why US cinemagoers are dressing as Jimmy Savile to see 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
Why US cinemagoers are dressing as Jimmy Savile to see 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
The disgraced and despised British entertainer’s distinctive look is trending among some film fans on TikTok. Should somebody tell them what he did?
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:08 PM
It's 2073, and UK filmgoers are dressing up like Donald Trump
"We had no idea who the character was based on. We thought it was just some fat nonce with bad hair and too much gold in his house" said X-373-Zygor from Croydon
"We had no idea who the character was based on. We thought it was just some fat nonce with bad hair and too much gold in his house" said X-373-Zygor from Croydon
An "AI tutor" is like employing a teacher who has done all of the required reading but has absolutely zero understanding of the subject
Great if you want to know when Oliver Cromwell was Lord Protector of England, useless if you want to understand why
Great if you want to know when Oliver Cromwell was Lord Protector of England, useless if you want to understand why
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 PM
An "AI tutor" is like employing a teacher who has done all of the required reading but has absolutely zero understanding of the subject
Great if you want to know when Oliver Cromwell was Lord Protector of England, useless if you want to understand why
Great if you want to know when Oliver Cromwell was Lord Protector of England, useless if you want to understand why
If I'd done this, no amount of money would ever persuade me to write about it and have it preserved on the internet indefinitely for potential future employers to find
Well done on outing yourself as a massive cybersecurity risk, Caitlin
Well done on outing yourself as a massive cybersecurity risk, Caitlin
I’m going to be real with you Caitlin - it doesn’t sound like you’re actually a tech-savvy zillennial
January 29, 2026 at 12:43 PM
If I'd done this, no amount of money would ever persuade me to write about it and have it preserved on the internet indefinitely for potential future employers to find
Well done on outing yourself as a massive cybersecurity risk, Caitlin
Well done on outing yourself as a massive cybersecurity risk, Caitlin
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🎵 Workin' 9 to 9
That's no way to make a livin'
Eatin' massive steaks
Your heart is gonna give in
When you die
Nobody's gonna mourn ya
They'll stick you in
An unmarked grave in a corner 🎵
That's no way to make a livin'
Eatin' massive steaks
Your heart is gonna give in
When you die
Nobody's gonna mourn ya
They'll stick you in
An unmarked grave in a corner 🎵
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 AM
🎵 Workin' 9 to 9
That's no way to make a livin'
Eatin' massive steaks
Your heart is gonna give in
When you die
Nobody's gonna mourn ya
They'll stick you in
An unmarked grave in a corner 🎵
That's no way to make a livin'
Eatin' massive steaks
Your heart is gonna give in
When you die
Nobody's gonna mourn ya
They'll stick you in
An unmarked grave in a corner 🎵
🎵 Workin' 9 to 9
That's no way to make a livin'
Eatin' massive steaks
Your heart is gonna give in
When you die
Nobody's gonna mourn ya
They'll stick you in
An unmarked grave in a corner 🎵
That's no way to make a livin'
Eatin' massive steaks
Your heart is gonna give in
When you die
Nobody's gonna mourn ya
They'll stick you in
An unmarked grave in a corner 🎵
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 AM
🎵 Workin' 9 to 9
That's no way to make a livin'
Eatin' massive steaks
Your heart is gonna give in
When you die
Nobody's gonna mourn ya
They'll stick you in
An unmarked grave in a corner 🎵
That's no way to make a livin'
Eatin' massive steaks
Your heart is gonna give in
When you die
Nobody's gonna mourn ya
They'll stick you in
An unmarked grave in a corner 🎵
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Good morning once again
January 29, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Good morning once again
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Many are saying Benfica
January 28, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Many are saying Benfica
I am begging someone, anyone to explain to these people what "doxxing" actually is
You're a US Senator, Thom. People posting your picture and saying "that's Thom Tillis" are not doxxing you, you thick fuck
You're a US Senator, Thom. People posting your picture and saying "that's Thom Tillis" are not doxxing you, you thick fuck
Tillis says he opposes ICE being barred from wearing masks: "I've seen people dox me. I've seen people take pictures and identify law enforcement officers and then put their families at risk. So, I think that's a step too far."
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I am begging someone, anyone to explain to these people what "doxxing" actually is
You're a US Senator, Thom. People posting your picture and saying "that's Thom Tillis" are not doxxing you, you thick fuck
You're a US Senator, Thom. People posting your picture and saying "that's Thom Tillis" are not doxxing you, you thick fuck
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I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.