Completely enchanted by a scallywag. A #parentcarer to some complex kids.
🏳️🌈 Ally she/her
‘The scheme recouped more than its net cost of €72m’
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...
‘The scheme recouped more than its net cost of €72m’
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...
Am going to spend some time carving hearts.
Am going to spend some time carving hearts.
“Your bill is here!” in a saccharine manner, makes it any less unwelcome.
I imagine a burglar doing jazz hands at me while they abscond with my life savings.
“Your bill is here!” in a saccharine manner, makes it any less unwelcome.
I imagine a burglar doing jazz hands at me while they abscond with my life savings.
“Who?” He asked.
“Erm, Brooklyn Beckham. David Beckham’s errant son.”
“WHO is David Beckham?”
I have never felt so old.
“Who?” He asked.
“Erm, Brooklyn Beckham. David Beckham’s errant son.”
“WHO is David Beckham?”
I have never felt so old.
My daughter and I had one called Joanna for about a year in the kitchen. We used to catch the dog’s fleas in tweezers & place them directly into her web. She got fat.
We’ve a new one in the lounge & we’ve decided it’s called Devin. He keeps falling.
My daughter and I had one called Joanna for about a year in the kitchen. We used to catch the dog’s fleas in tweezers & place them directly into her web. She got fat.
We’ve a new one in the lounge & we’ve decided it’s called Devin. He keeps falling.