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We're Gonna Make It After All
Minneapolis hasn't been this sexy since the days of Mary Tyler Moore. Crazy Kristi thinks she can turn the world on with a smile, but her headwear just makes her look like Rhoda. At least it looks like low ratings will cancel the next season of Ice.
by Maureen Dowd
Minneapolis hasn't been this sexy since the days of Mary Tyler Moore. Crazy Kristi thinks she can turn the world on with a smile, but her headwear just makes her look like Rhoda. At least it looks like low ratings will cancel the next season of Ice.
by Maureen Dowd
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
We're Gonna Make It After All
Minneapolis hasn't been this sexy since the days of Mary Tyler Moore. Crazy Kristi thinks she can turn the world on with a smile, but her headwear just makes her look like Rhoda. At least it looks like low ratings will cancel the next season of Ice.
by Maureen Dowd
Minneapolis hasn't been this sexy since the days of Mary Tyler Moore. Crazy Kristi thinks she can turn the world on with a smile, but her headwear just makes her look like Rhoda. At least it looks like low ratings will cancel the next season of Ice.
by Maureen Dowd
(1/X) A lot of Bari's shtick is performative fun-having. No one is excited about making out with Bari Weiss's wife. But it sounds excitingly transgressive especially to men of a certain age.
One of Bari's big things is...
One of Bari's big things is...
Bari Weiss attended a fundraiser last night in NYC, attendee tells me. There was an auction item for dinner with her and wife Nellie Bowles. Several people cheered in approval, many others said after how gross it was. Bari shouted out “And you can make out with Nellie!” It ultimately sold for $55k.
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
(1/X) A lot of Bari's shtick is performative fun-having. No one is excited about making out with Bari Weiss's wife. But it sounds excitingly transgressive especially to men of a certain age.
One of Bari's big things is...
One of Bari's big things is...
Breaking character: The changes at WaPo and CBS are not ones that make economic sense. They're about hating liberals, they're about some media higher-ups hating their mostly liberal audience. It's that simple.
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Breaking character: The changes at WaPo and CBS are not ones that make economic sense. They're about hating liberals, they're about some media higher-ups hating their mostly liberal audience. It's that simple.
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Incredible. They destroyed a great newspaper because they hated the people who actually paid for it and read it so much that they'd rather scrap the paper if they couldn't get Tucker Carlson's audience bsky.app/profile/maxt...
Speaking to WaPo employees, editor Matt Murray says cuts are about “positioning ourselves to become more essential to people's lives, and what is becoming a more crowded, competitive and complicated media landscape, and after some years when, candidly, the Post has had struggles to do that."
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Incredible. They destroyed a great newspaper because they hated the people who actually paid for it and read it so much that they'd rather scrap the paper if they couldn't get Tucker Carlson's audience bsky.app/profile/maxt...
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JD at the '28 RNC: "I was in the Epstein Files in my heart."
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
JD at the '28 RNC: "I was in the Epstein Files in my heart."
JD Vance is not in the Epstein Flies. Could he still be the Republican nominee in 2028?
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
JD Vance is not in the Epstein Flies. Could he still be the Republican nominee in 2028?
It’s been a week since ICE murdered anybody. Can I go back to complaining about the woke kids?
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
It’s been a week since ICE murdered anybody. Can I go back to complaining about the woke kids?
In a crushing blow to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss, Kid Rock's alternative Super Bowl halftime show will air on Rumble and OAN, not CBS.
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
In a crushing blow to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss, Kid Rock's alternative Super Bowl halftime show will air on Rumble and OAN, not CBS.
Don Raper
Previously when Trump couldn't control his Weiner (and I don't mean Matthew), it was because of his Epstein exploits. Now he's just wetting his Depends. When did pervy Dapper Don turn into senile Diaper Don—surrounded by mad men like Stephen Miller and RFK Jr.?
by Maureen Dowd
Previously when Trump couldn't control his Weiner (and I don't mean Matthew), it was because of his Epstein exploits. Now he's just wetting his Depends. When did pervy Dapper Don turn into senile Diaper Don—surrounded by mad men like Stephen Miller and RFK Jr.?
by Maureen Dowd
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Don Raper
Previously when Trump couldn't control his Weiner (and I don't mean Matthew), it was because of his Epstein exploits. Now he's just wetting his Depends. When did pervy Dapper Don turn into senile Diaper Don—surrounded by mad men like Stephen Miller and RFK Jr.?
by Maureen Dowd
Previously when Trump couldn't control his Weiner (and I don't mean Matthew), it was because of his Epstein exploits. Now he's just wetting his Depends. When did pervy Dapper Don turn into senile Diaper Don—surrounded by mad men like Stephen Miller and RFK Jr.?
by Maureen Dowd
Analysis | The revelation of Trump giving the UAE military-grade AI chips in exchange for a $500 million bribe could push his Republican approval rating below 95%.
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Analysis | The revelation of Trump giving the UAE military-grade AI chips in exchange for a $500 million bribe could push his Republican approval rating below 95%.
The people saying that Trump closed the Kennedy Center due to dismal ticket sales are the same ones who said he moved his inauguration indoors because of tiny crowds or that he redacted the Epstein files because he's all over them. Cultish Democrats will believe anything.
by Hugh Hewitt
by Hugh Hewitt
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
The people saying that Trump closed the Kennedy Center due to dismal ticket sales are the same ones who said he moved his inauguration indoors because of tiny crowds or that he redacted the Epstein files because he's all over them. Cultish Democrats will believe anything.
by Hugh Hewitt
by Hugh Hewitt
The real winner of the Grammy Award for Best Contemporary Instrumental Album? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
The real winner of the Grammy Award for Best Contemporary Instrumental Album? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.
When the British invented concentration camps during the Boer War, they also fostered a huge measles epidemic. Could America achieve the same with its own camps?
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
When the British invented concentration camps during the Boer War, they also fostered a huge measles epidemic. Could America achieve the same with its own camps?
Number of Trump references in the Epstein Files unlikely to reach 100,000
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Number of Trump references in the Epstein Files unlikely to reach 100,000
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and the data center down the road causes power outages every couple days. But at least now I have an AI-based avatar to help me with my healthcare.
February 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and the data center down the road causes power outages every couple days. But at least now I have an AI-based avatar to help me with my healthcare.
ICE, which I do not support, should be able to stop citizens from voting in November the same way that M$DNC shitlibs banned me from Maddow for praising Donald Trump, who I do not support.
by Glenn Grenwald
by Glenn Grenwald
February 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
ICE, which I do not support, should be able to stop citizens from voting in November the same way that M$DNC shitlibs banned me from Maddow for praising Donald Trump, who I do not support.
by Glenn Grenwald
by Glenn Grenwald
Opinion | If you're not in the Epstein files, you're a nobody.
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Opinion | If you're not in the Epstein files, you're a nobody.
Melinda and Melinda
Broadway Billy Gates is hottest nerd since Woody, but his visit to a Russian Aphrodite on the sweet and lowdown turned into a bad sex comedy. Why would a rational man hatch a bananas plan to keep husbands and wives from sharing an STD? I'm almost afraid to ask.
by Maureen Dowd
Broadway Billy Gates is hottest nerd since Woody, but his visit to a Russian Aphrodite on the sweet and lowdown turned into a bad sex comedy. Why would a rational man hatch a bananas plan to keep husbands and wives from sharing an STD? I'm almost afraid to ask.
by Maureen Dowd
February 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Melinda and Melinda
Broadway Billy Gates is hottest nerd since Woody, but his visit to a Russian Aphrodite on the sweet and lowdown turned into a bad sex comedy. Why would a rational man hatch a bananas plan to keep husbands and wives from sharing an STD? I'm almost afraid to ask.
by Maureen Dowd
Broadway Billy Gates is hottest nerd since Woody, but his visit to a Russian Aphrodite on the sweet and lowdown turned into a bad sex comedy. Why would a rational man hatch a bananas plan to keep husbands and wives from sharing an STD? I'm almost afraid to ask.
by Maureen Dowd
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It’s now woke to be against going to Epstein island and creating nonconsensual sexual content of kids
Welcome to woke 2, everyone. The mind virus lives.
Welcome to woke 2, everyone. The mind virus lives.
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 PM
It’s now woke to be against going to Epstein island and creating nonconsensual sexual content of kids
Welcome to woke 2, everyone. The mind virus lives.
Welcome to woke 2, everyone. The mind virus lives.
Every CBS News contributor who appears in Epstein files as a character from Game of Thrones.
by Chris Cillizza
by Chris Cillizza
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Every CBS News contributor who appears in Epstein files as a character from Game of Thrones.
by Chris Cillizza
by Chris Cillizza
My three-year-old was watching the Melania documentary when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why do the shitlibs hate the nice first lady so much?" And when I told her "Because the woke mind virus has made them knee-jerk liberal partisans," she started crying.
February 3, 2026 at 5:11 AM
My three-year-old was watching the Melania documentary when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why do the shitlibs hate the nice first lady so much?" And when I told her "Because the woke mind virus has made them knee-jerk liberal partisans," she started crying.
Standing up to Trump worked for Harvard. Here's why it never would have worked at Columbia.
February 3, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Standing up to Trump worked for Harvard. Here's why it never would have worked at Columbia.
In this Ohio diner, Attia still means the index theorem and the book on commutative algebra. But they do know this: if the woke mob won't let an Epstein associate spread anti-vaccine misinformation on a major network every Whiskey Friday, then freedom really is dead.
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
In this Ohio diner, Attia still means the index theorem and the book on commutative algebra. But they do know this: if the woke mob won't let an Epstein associate spread anti-vaccine misinformation on a major network every Whiskey Friday, then freedom really is dead.
Trump changed his tone. How much longer do centrist pundits have to pretend to care about ICE killing and imprisoning people at random?
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Trump changed his tone. How much longer do centrist pundits have to pretend to care about ICE killing and imprisoning people at random?