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The Ethicist | A high school senior in our co-op wrote her college essay about her nanny being deported and got into Yale early action. While we love our Irma, my daughter is a junior at Brearley and has Ivy aspirations. What if I arranged for Irma to just be detained, not deported?
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
AI-generated image of Trump using walker raises new questions about Biden's health.
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My Sherrone

Michigan head coach Moore thought he had the knack, but his 2024 victory over Ohio State only made him a one hit wonder.

by Maureen Dowd
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democrats cannot force him to stay awake while his military seizes Venezuelan oil tankers, I will have to choice but to vote for him for a fourth time in 2028.
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
How should foreign heads of state react to Trump’s increasingly deranged behavior? We asked three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Chick-fil-a in Spartanburg.
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Liberals are constantly trying to indoctrinate our young people. You can see the proof in this colorful PragerU video presented by the Young America's Foundation at a Turning Point USA school club meeting.
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Pirate of the Caribbean

Donald Trump is more Jack Posobiec than Jack Sparrow, but his deranged behavior would make even Johnny Depp blush. Now that he's seized a Venezuelan oil tanker, look for more sequels than a Disney franchise. Of course, Donald's more of a Paramount fan.

by Maureen Dowd
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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It's not a question of politics or party. Congress has a constitutional obligation to impeach and to remove a president who commits high crimes and misdemeanors and forsakes his solemn oath.

And there has never been a president who has committed as many impeachable offenses than this one.
There's a Hill bubble narrative, posing as savvy realism, in treating impeachment as some radioactive poison and so Democrats must squash any talk of it. But there's zero evidence for that. No polls back it up, nor recent history. It's all just pundit-brained conventional wisdom eating its own tail.
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
lol
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Donald Trump has decided that CNN must be sold to a conservative owner. But someone gave their pronouns at a PTA meeting last week. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles and FEMA is refusing to help my town rebuild after the flood. But at least now the Treasury won't be minting any woke quarters.
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Rampant grade inflation has made it too easy for weak students to graduate from Ivy League schools.

by Jared Kushner and RFK Jr.
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If Joseph and Mary had wanted to stay at an inn in Bethlehem, they should have carried Real ID.
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Liberals are constantly trying to indoctrinate our young people. You can see the proof in this colorful PragerU video presented by the Young America's Foundation at a Turning Point USA school club meeting.
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
If Democrats don't want Trump to start a war with Venezuela, they can drop their demands to release the Epstein files at any time.
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My focus group was appalled when I showed them video of Trump calling affordability a hoax and spewing racist diatribes. Asked if they'd vote for Democrats in response, they said it depends on whether the candidates were relatable in terms of foods they like and sports teams they root for.
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
In this Ohio diner, Fuentes still means Daisy, not Nick. But they do know this: The most MAGA thing a man can do is never have sex with women, because some of those women might turn out to be Jews.
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The Athletic | Sherrone Moore to coach Harvard's Institute of Politics.
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My wife was deported and I lost my job when they shut down the factory because of tariffs. But at least this year I know I won't have to hear "I Have a Little Dreidel" at my kid's Christmas concert.
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Trump’s tech giveaways make America weaker. On the other hand, they make China stronger.
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Pete Hegseth clarifies that a narco-terrorist is someone who has supplied low-quality cocaine.
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
New York City just went 12 calendar days without a single homicide, raising new concerns about Zohran Mamdani's approach to law enforcement.
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Even if Donald Trump, who I do not support, starts a war with Venezuela, which I do not support, he will still be the first president of my lifetime who hasn't started a war outside the Western Hemisphere.

by Glenn Greenwald
December 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
(1/X) The media has failed miserably at reporting on how Trump's narcissistic personality disorder dictates a lot of his behavior. Now they're missing something else: the fact that he's old and doddering and easily manipulated by his advisors.

Jon Chait wondered...
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM