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J. Effingham Bellweather
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super-villain caterpillar from outta space, golf specialist, i kicks the mad style so step off the frankfurter. he/hmm. crime's a-wastin! #mistermind
Antonin Scalia??
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Wars ranked

1 Empire Strikes Back
2 Star Wars
3 Last Jedi
4 Clone Wars (03)
5 Return of Jedi
6 Revenge of Sith
7 Spaceballs
8 Solo
9 Rogue One
10 Ewoks Battle of Endor
11 Attack of Clones
12 Force Awakens
13 Ewok Adventure
14 Phantom Menace
15 Rise of Skywalker
16 Clone Wars (08)
17 Holiday Special
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, CHARLIE BROWN??
a man in a military uniform and hat is pointing
Alt: R. Lee Ermey in FULL METAL JACKET
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
but now that you've told everybody...
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I think if my neighbor was playing that song loudly every morning I would go insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Data with a beard looks like Keanu Reeves as John Wick
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate uphill, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Humming for Evil: The Nancy Reagan Story
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
To pretend no one can find,
The fallacies of morning rose
Forbidden fruit, hidden eyes
Courtesies that I despise in me
Take a ride
Take a shot now

‘Cuz nobody loves me
It's true
Not like you do
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We should not dismiss a potential run as a Democrat by Marjorie Taylor Greene just because she hates our party and everything we stand for

By Hakeem Jeffries
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ah, but who watches the watchmakers
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Something Else" is my favorite album by them, but you can't go wrong with "Village Green Preservation Society," "Arthur," "Face to Face," or "The Kink Kontroversy." The earlier records. After "Layla Versus Powerman" in 1970 they get dodgy imo but there are still some good albums and singles.
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Kelley looks like he's on the verge of corpsing
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Oh c'mon Frank, funnier than BUDDY BUDDY?
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wow that's a lengthy album...sixty years is almost 33,661,440 minutes and one minute is a long time
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Can't think of a better or more fitting phrase
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
[Ed Sheeran walks in]
"Oh, cool. When does the musician get here?"
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hawktradwife
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Carolyn, be careful! Don't slip on the bat gua...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Obviously she died
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Back to the old ways when you overcame this with a copy of the game and a cassette recorder
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is why the short lived Pamela Anderson sitcom STACKED should have been a hit
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM