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Seems to be real
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Seems to be real
I’m sure FIRE will be all over this
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m sure FIRE will be all over this
"Shattered norms"
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Shattered norms"
Just calling balls and strikes
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Just calling balls and strikes
This is good too.
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
This is good too.
We're all going to die.
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
We're all going to die.
Whether it's Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Epstein's emails or some Democrat delegate from the Virgin Islands no one has ever heard of sending a few texts to Epstein once, both sides have their hands very dirty.
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Whether it's Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Epstein's emails or some Democrat delegate from the Virgin Islands no one has ever heard of sending a few texts to Epstein once, both sides have their hands very dirty.
Blending family and governance
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Blending family and governance
George Packer’s latest
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
George Packer’s latest
This is amazing
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This is amazing
Meanwhile on CBS…
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Meanwhile on CBS…
Sure, some wild-eyed leftists like [check notes] Nate Silver and Matt Yglesias think Democrats were winning the shutdown and shouldn't have caved....
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sure, some wild-eyed leftists like [check notes] Nate Silver and Matt Yglesias think Democrats were winning the shutdown and shouldn't have caved....
The best role Tom Hanks ever played was as Alex P. Keaton's alcoholic uncle on Family Ties
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The best role Tom Hanks ever played was as Alex P. Keaton's alcoholic uncle on Family Ties
What stage of capitalism is this? I think Marx himself would’ve thought capitalist motherfuckers won’t be this crazy.
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What stage of capitalism is this? I think Marx himself would’ve thought capitalist motherfuckers won’t be this crazy.
How it started. How it’s going.
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
How it started. How it’s going.
Tough night for Turley
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Tough night for Turley
Just two Atlantic writers who totally aren't right-wing Trump supporters....
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Just two Atlantic writers who totally aren't right-wing Trump supporters....