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I haven't played Magic The Gathering since the first half of my teen years, but I've been seeing a lot of posts about it recently and it really is reinforcing the 'everything is funko pops now' vibe
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Saw a clip from the most recent COD Black Ops game that had Beavis and a ninja turtle killing a terminator.

Every game is just funko pops now. That game used to be about the Vietnam war.
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The internet evolved so rapidly that so much stuff that looks really old turns out to just be only kinda old, and you can see a funny name like Doug Beeferman and instead of being from an old-timey bygone era, you can find out immediately that he has a Bluesky account
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Pre social media people used to make websites for Dougs to hang out with Dougs! Same for Shirlenes, Geoffreys, Susan Parkers... I dug up a bunch of them on the wayback machine (thread!!!)
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Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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They're calling it the Barbra Streisand Parliamentary Sports Club
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Hold up. You’re the newspaper, *you* explain it to *me*
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Realised I'm about two weeks younger than LeBron, so I still have time to reach his level of achievement
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I just need an ally in the fight against the cockatoos that have destroyed my timber balcony railing
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The Red Goshawk is a specialist bird-hunter, targeting lorikeets, kookaburras and cockatoos;
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Get off of there before you break it
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Keep seeing ads for the Arby's steak nuggets (which is weird, because Arby's doesn't exist in Australia) and they look like turds in a cup
burgotastic.bsky.social
Sad to see a dictionary arguing its own obsolescence
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Learning about the deranged Japanese game show that put a naked man into an apartment with nothing but a bunch of magazines, forcing him to live only on what he could win via mail-in sweepstakes competitions
Nasubi - Wikipedia
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Seeing this ad this morning filled me with nostalgia for Bushido Blade and sent me down an eBay rabbit hole, and I'm unearthing all sorts of PS1 era games that sound completely made up
Photo from an ebay listing for a PS1 game called 'The Book of Watermarks', the cover of which is an older person in unusual headwear
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"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me"
Mike Wazowski
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“We look for someone to grow old together, while the secret is to find someone to stay a child with."
Charles Bukowski
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lol, I saw this exact same post. Conveniently ignores the two city stations that metro tunnel trains will stop at
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And on the pedestal these words appear: “I'd like to see Ol' Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!”

No thing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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Democrats and a federal union argue that Trump administration language posted on federal agency websites and some emails blaming a shutdown on the "Radical Left Democrats" violates a 1939 federal law.
Democrats take legal aim at 'the Radical Left' language during shutdown
Democrats and a federal union argue that Trump administration language posted on federal agency websites and some emails blaming a shutdown on the "Radical Left Democrats" violates a 1939 federal law.
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Huffing the Chinese bone glue
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They call it News+ because legally it doesn’t have enough News in it for them to call it News
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Predictions for 2026 based on your astrological sign
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I once did some audit work at a place that had sick leave that vested upon termination (resignation, retirement etc). A union-adjacent organisation, so I guess join your union folks
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You can't take it with you.

(sick leave that is. use your sick leave)
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I am also going to start thinking the ATO doesn't exist if they don't apply my 20% HECS reduction soon
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Certainly seems like it