I just said “I’m sorry, I can’t make it”
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I just said “I’m sorry, I can’t make it”
Just imagine Starmer hoofing one up you rawstyle
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just imagine Starmer hoofing one up you rawstyle
Unrelated, but I’ve never wanted to steal someone’s tattoo more than this centipede tattoo
AND WE'RE LIVE
Let's check out peak, link in the reply!!
Let's check out peak, link in the reply!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Unrelated, but I’ve never wanted to steal someone’s tattoo more than this centipede tattoo
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Holds nose: im cumbing
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Holds nose: im cumbing
I KNEW I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I KNEW I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT
Putting that pussy on notice.
Imagine shagging like Keir Starmer
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Putting that pussy on notice.
Labour has lost the millennial vote
Buying a pallet of jimmy's iced coffees before the tax hike
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Labour has lost the millennial vote
The smol bean expansionist empire strikes again
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The smol bean expansionist empire strikes again
Honey wake up, the Americans are doing exceptionalism again
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Honey wake up, the Americans are doing exceptionalism again
Don’t want to spoil it for you if you’re a fan but you can win every round of CAH with this simple trick:
Regardless of the prompt play “a big black dick”, “Madeline McCann”, or the one about abortion. Then talk about who you’re inviting to prom because you’re 14.
Regardless of the prompt play “a big black dick”, “Madeline McCann”, or the one about abortion. Then talk about who you’re inviting to prom because you’re 14.
Also, every single one of them loved Cards Against Humanity, is there a link? I ain’t denying it.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Don’t want to spoil it for you if you’re a fan but you can win every round of CAH with this simple trick:
Regardless of the prompt play “a big black dick”, “Madeline McCann”, or the one about abortion. Then talk about who you’re inviting to prom because you’re 14.
Regardless of the prompt play “a big black dick”, “Madeline McCann”, or the one about abortion. Then talk about who you’re inviting to prom because you’re 14.
Funny how I’ve met so many people like Elon in my life, and every single one of them will start crying the moment someone returns one of their “roasts”.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Funny how I’ve met so many people like Elon in my life, and every single one of them will start crying the moment someone returns one of their “roasts”.
Meet Hanako at Embers
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Meet Hanako at Embers
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My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
July 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
Building bombs wasn’t as profitable as you’d imagine, so now I work in air conditioning.
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Building bombs wasn’t as profitable as you’d imagine, so now I work in air conditioning.
americans.jpg
...Using sexist terms like "count."
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
americans.jpg
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All of the coaching this dweeb gets and he can't answer 'What is your favourite film?' Without defaulting to the focus group.
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
All of the coaching this dweeb gets and he can't answer 'What is your favourite film?' Without defaulting to the focus group.
“What is your favourite book?”
“Well Sabrina Carpenter is popular on the TikTok’s, so I’m going to say she’s my favourite musician”
“Well Sabrina Carpenter is popular on the TikTok’s, so I’m going to say she’s my favourite musician”
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“What is your favourite book?”
“Well Sabrina Carpenter is popular on the TikTok’s, so I’m going to say she’s my favourite musician”
“Well Sabrina Carpenter is popular on the TikTok’s, so I’m going to say she’s my favourite musician”
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If you wait until the gates close before you tap on the underground, I legally have the right to punch you in the back of the head.
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
If you wait until the gates close before you tap on the underground, I legally have the right to punch you in the back of the head.
Someone is listing to music on their phone speaker on the train, which is annoying sure, but they’re listening to My Immortal, by Evanescence. So I’m torn where I stand on this.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Someone is listing to music on their phone speaker on the train, which is annoying sure, but they’re listening to My Immortal, by Evanescence. So I’m torn where I stand on this.
Always funny to see, whenever an American leftist gets into an argument with a Brit, how quickly the yanks decend into classism. Like, it’s any second now with those two lads.
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Always funny to see, whenever an American leftist gets into an argument with a Brit, how quickly the yanks decend into classism. Like, it’s any second now with those two lads.
The yanks are clutching their pearls about cunt again, someone reset the timer
"Cunt" is a slur. Racists like @reobinwagon.bsky.social pretend to hate slurs so they can try and get away with calling Black people slurs without consequences. It ain't that type of party. Report this weird racist to @moderation.bsky.app today. Thank you.
you can fuck off as well tbh you daft cunt
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The yanks are clutching their pearls about cunt again, someone reset the timer