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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 26m

See also artificial caps on foreign student numbers

Overseas students and the extra fees you can charge them are propping up the HE sector like the last brick in an inverted Jenga pyramid

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 28m

Snoop's in so many adverts now, I keep expecting them to pop up in his songs

If you're a motherfuckin P.I.M.P
Come get your lawyer through me
They'll work for no-win, no-fee
Get your tenth case for free

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 31m

If they come for the Mickey Mouse degrees, it'll be the clown colleges next

They'll have to pry my bucket of silvery glitter from my cold, comically oversized hands

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 37m

Is it that time of year again already?

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1h

Burns: Well, did you meet Larry?

Yale Official 1: Oh, yes. He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto be “semper fudge.” At that point, he told me to “relax.”

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1h

Either would be very, very funny

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1h

Dickfurters

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1h

Slices of sausage?

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1h

£5bn of Bitcoin could probably buy you a new aircraft carrier on the dark web, as long as you don't ask where they got it from

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1h

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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 1h

The National Lard.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10h

Greg Abbott sends the elite Meal Team 6 from the Texas National Guard into Illinois.

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1h

If you want to know what Thirsk is like, watch All Creatures Great And Small

It hasn't changed since the 1940s

FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1h

The last surviving person in receipt of an American Civil War pension could have listened to Billie Eilish's debut album

Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 4h

One of the conspirators who helped Gavrilo Princip shoot Archduke Franz Ferdinand survived to see the breakup of Yugoslavia. He could conceivably have watched the Neighbours episode where Scott and Charlene got married

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11h

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1h

You need a Spectre Inspector

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1h

Somewhere on a tiny atoll in the Pacific, a 128 year old woman shudders

"They're coming" she mumbles to her pet rock, sharpening a tree branch into a spear

Coming soon to Fox, "The Walking Dead: Amelia Earhart"

CNN @cnn.com · 8h

The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.

The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...

www.cnn.com

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1h

The Tories going through the full scope of minorities in a bid to unseat Sadiq Khan - Shaun Bailey (Jamaican descent), Susan Hall (woman), James Cleverly (African mother)

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 2h

Re-re-post, not fade away

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 11h

It's usually some dense Essex dickhead like Jamie O'Hara

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 11h

Jordan wishes

He lost a massive chunk of his wealth on Palace, who have gone from strength to strength since he fucked off

He's a flash bastard who likes to make it look like he's a billionaire

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12h

They basically want a return to Dickensian times, when you could work the proles until they died and women were nothing but baby factories

Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12h

Willow. No.

Not this again