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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas

@craftycow.bsky.social

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Maker of Cat Sofas, owned by Banksy the cat. Here for general silliness and friendly chat. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/CraftySharp

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · Jul 2

I make unique hand made Cat Sofas >>> craftysharp.etsy.com
But do cats really use them? Well let’s ask some of my feline customers … 🧵
Gretchen and Amy say yes…

4 pics of a fruit design cat sofa with 2 cats one black and one with tabby markings . Cats 1 and 2.

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1h

That doesn’t sound… legal 🧐

Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1h

Dammit.. I just missed getting a shot of Banksy leaping 3 ft into the air to avoid the new toy.. it's giving her some exercise that's for sure..

a black cat is being held by a person in their arms .

Alt: a black cat is clinging in to a humans arm.

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Brian @bwianair.bsky.social · 4h

Can anyone help our model friend and his cheekbones here with a copy of the supplement?

Thomas @tomdedelta.bsky.social · 5h

I have awoken to news that I was in the @thetimes.com Saturday supplement this week and I had no idea! If anyone knows how to get hold of back issues (or has a copy) please do let me know, I’d love one for my Mum…

Picture shows the cover of last Saturday’s Luxx magazine, The Times Saturday supplement.

Picture shows a feature for Gucci in Luxx magazine.

Picture shows a close up of a feature for Gucci in Luxx magazine. With me in the middle 😂

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1h

My hair frizzes in humidity… I just have to walk passed a glass of water and my hair doubles in size.

a cartoon character with red hair is sitting at a table with a pile of food

Alt: a cartoon character with huge red hair is sitting at a table with a pile of food

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 2h

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 2h

*strokes soft ears*

Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 13h

Don't let her teach you bad ways, and share the cat sofa nicely.

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 14h

Nothing like your big sister Banksy.

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 14h

A low bar then.. *hides severed head of latest prey*

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 14h

*calls you in for the night* "Buzzy cat get home this minute! Stop playing with the bad cats! " *Shakes Dreamies pack*

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 14h

Banksy 🐈‍⬛💭 hurry up and make the next cat sofa human..

A black cat is sitting on a piece of upholstery foam and a piece of green velvet fabric.

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 14h

🐈‍⬛💭what is "good behavior"

Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 16h

*looks innocent*

Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 16h

But mostly terrifying.

Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 16h

🐈‍⬛💭 “what is this certificate of good behaviour” 🧐

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 16h

You will get what you are given Buzzy cat. *applies scritches*

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 20h

*sets fire to own home… grabs Banksy and runs*

Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 20h

Haven't obvs

Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 20h

I have got close enough to find out.

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 20h

Squishy old skull

An oil pastel drawing on grey paper of a yellowish skull that looks a bit worried, with mauve line prominent

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 20h

It reminds me of a dying insect that you just have to squish to put it out of its misery.

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 20h

It keeps coming back to life.. it's attacked me several times... Me and Banksy are barricaded in the bedroom while we wait for it to run out of power...

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 20h

It is very squeaky

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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 20h

Banksy has mixed feelings.. and it keeps coming back to life when you least expect it.

Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 20h

Don’t worry she’s used to being misgendered 🐈‍⬛😻