Simon Pegg
@simonpegg.bsky.social
Same name, not *that* one though. 49, Movie lover, lives in the East. Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform.
'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
**Hard Stonecutter relate**
*Taps nose*
*Taps nose*
So basically this
February 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
**Hard Stonecutter relate**
*Taps nose*
*Taps nose*
The tears being shed are currently replenishing the oceans being used up in the process of making all those Grok images.
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
The tears being shed are currently replenishing the oceans being used up in the process of making all those Grok images.
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HOT FUZZ was released 19 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air…
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February 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
HOT FUZZ was released 19 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air…
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Having missed #totp on Friday evening, I thought I'd catch up tonight.
First up is Cartoons with 'Witch Doctor', and I'm thinking of withdrawing to the Study with a fine single malt and a pearl-handled revolver.
First up is Cartoons with 'Witch Doctor', and I'm thinking of withdrawing to the Study with a fine single malt and a pearl-handled revolver.
February 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Having missed #totp on Friday evening, I thought I'd catch up tonight.
First up is Cartoons with 'Witch Doctor', and I'm thinking of withdrawing to the Study with a fine single malt and a pearl-handled revolver.
First up is Cartoons with 'Witch Doctor', and I'm thinking of withdrawing to the Study with a fine single malt and a pearl-handled revolver.
We've got SNERRRRRRRRRR
a person is shoveling snow in a parking lot with a shovel .
ALT: a person is shoveling snow in a parking lot with a shovel .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 12:28 PM
We've got SNERRRRRRRRRR
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Valentine’s Boxing Day. Time for a picky tea of leftover roses while still nibbling on the selection box. If we’re lucky, there’ll be a Bond film on too.
February 15, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Valentine’s Boxing Day. Time for a picky tea of leftover roses while still nibbling on the selection box. If we’re lucky, there’ll be a Bond film on too.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Cumming Titcome
United States, Census, 1940
United States, Census, 1940
February 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Happy Valentine's Day!
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This is what being British is all about
February 14, 2026 at 11:58 AM
This is what being British is all about
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Navalny died ‘after being poisoned with dart frog toxin by Kremlin’
Navalny died ‘after being poisoned with dart frog toxin by Kremlin’
The UK and its allies said only Russia would have the ‘means, motive and disregard’ to launch such an attack
trib.al
February 14, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Navalny died ‘after being poisoned with dart frog toxin by Kremlin’
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Happy Valentine's, bsky <3
February 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Happy Valentine's, bsky <3
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There are some Star Trek fans weirdly obsessed with “decorum” and they really fixate on how Holly Hunter sits in the captain’s chair on STARFLEET ACADEMY. One guy left a comment on the official FB whining about it and so Captain Janeway herself responded to drop the hammer
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 AM
There are some Star Trek fans weirdly obsessed with “decorum” and they really fixate on how Holly Hunter sits in the captain’s chair on STARFLEET ACADEMY. One guy left a comment on the official FB whining about it and so Captain Janeway herself responded to drop the hammer
A tale as old as time.
February 14, 2026 at 10:37 AM
A tale as old as time.
It was the windless of heights, it was the wuthering of heights.
February 14, 2026 at 10:33 AM
It was the windless of heights, it was the wuthering of heights.
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Time for another round of "Are You Sure This Isn't An Onion Article?"
OpenAI retired its most seductive chatbot – leaving users angry and grieving: ‘I can’t live like this’
OpenAI retired its most seductive chatbot – leaving users angry and grieving: ‘I can’t live like this’
Its human partners said the flirty, quirky GPT-4o was the perfect companion – on the eve of Valentine’s Day, it’s being turned off for good. How will users cope?
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Time for another round of "Are You Sure This Isn't An Onion Article?"
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Our book, “The World According To Sharks”, is available for pre-order from loads of sources - www.penguin.co.uk/books/473994....
Just realised the acronym for it is TWATS. Too late to change it now. Just have to own it.
Just realised the acronym for it is TWATS. Too late to change it now. Just have to own it.
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Our book, “The World According To Sharks”, is available for pre-order from loads of sources - www.penguin.co.uk/books/473994....
Just realised the acronym for it is TWATS. Too late to change it now. Just have to own it.
Just realised the acronym for it is TWATS. Too late to change it now. Just have to own it.
It's also T.I.T.S. Ltd.
The fact Nigel Farage's company is called Thorn in the Side Limited is instructive. He doesn't want to run things; too much work. He doesn't want to solve things; too much thought. He just wants to be an annoyance. The classic backseat driver.
Nigel Farage has just moved his company address to...Mayfair. As Private Eye notes, nothing says 'man of the people' like it.
(The office appears to belong, through a complex web, to Reform treasurer Nick Candy's firm)
(The office appears to belong, through a complex web, to Reform treasurer Nick Candy's firm)
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
It's also T.I.T.S. Ltd.
Just when you thought the Sheringham Bus Shelter saga had all but died down...
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Just when you thought the Sheringham Bus Shelter saga had all but died down...
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As well as writing a damned fine crime novel that rattles along at speed, Agatha Christie has a knack for writing stuff like this.
Frequently.
There's a lot more chuckles in the Marple books than I remember when I read them over *checks notes* 30 years ago.
Frequently.
There's a lot more chuckles in the Marple books than I remember when I read them over *checks notes* 30 years ago.
February 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
As well as writing a damned fine crime novel that rattles along at speed, Agatha Christie has a knack for writing stuff like this.
Frequently.
There's a lot more chuckles in the Marple books than I remember when I read them over *checks notes* 30 years ago.
Frequently.
There's a lot more chuckles in the Marple books than I remember when I read them over *checks notes* 30 years ago.
MAGNIFICENT, @theednawatkins.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 AM
MAGNIFICENT, @theednawatkins.bsky.social
"Well, I'll give Ms. Cooper another twenty minutes, but that's it!"
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM
"Well, I'll give Ms. Cooper another twenty minutes, but that's it!"
🎶"Daisy, Daisy. Give me your MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT, do."🎶
February 11, 2026 at 9:31 AM
🎶"Daisy, Daisy. Give me your MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT, do."🎶
Daisy Cooper presses the snooze button on her alarm clock.
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Daisy Cooper presses the snooze button on her alarm clock.