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Simon Pegg
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Same name, not *that* one though. 49, Movie lover, lives in the East. Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform.
'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
Worst possible introduction of 'we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe'
February 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Time for another round of "Are You Sure This Isn't An Onion Article?"
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Our book, “The World According To Sharks”, is available for pre-order from loads of sources - www.penguin.co.uk/books/473994....

Just realised the acronym for it is TWATS. Too late to change it now. Just have to own it.
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Fintastic!
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
It's also T.I.T.S. Ltd.
The fact Nigel Farage's company is called Thorn in the Side Limited is instructive. He doesn't want to run things; too much work. He doesn't want to solve things; too much thought. He just wants to be an annoyance. The classic backseat driver.
Nigel Farage has just moved his company address to...Mayfair. As Private Eye notes, nothing says 'man of the people' like it.

(The office appears to belong, through a complex web, to Reform treasurer Nick Candy's firm)
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Just when you thought the Sheringham Bus Shelter saga had all but died down...
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
... 4 Billion years...
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
and get the backlash for working with Cruise and as part of the Potter franchise?

No bloody fear.
February 12, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Nobody tells me nothing.
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
It's all good.
😊
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Huh?
February 12, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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thursday
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 AM
As well as writing a damned fine crime novel that rattles along at speed, Agatha Christie has a knack for writing stuff like this.

Frequently.

There's a lot more chuckles in the Marple books than I remember when I read them over *checks notes* 30 years ago.
February 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 AM
... so he can make sure he... 'saur-us'
February 11, 2026 at 10:41 AM
"Well, I'll give Ms. Cooper another twenty minutes, but that's it!"
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM
🎶"Daisy, Daisy. Give me your MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT, do."🎶
February 11, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Daisy Cooper presses the snooze button on her alarm clock.
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Everyone needs a hobby.
February 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Won another Pub Quiz, lads.

Excellent identification of Mussolini and Stalin via their mugshots helped us romp to victory.
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Recommended for me on Instagram.

No.
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
The opening to the Jonny Briggs theme.

Oh, wait.
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM