Simon Pegg
@simonpegg.bsky.social
Same name, not *that* one though. 49, Movie lover, lives in the East. Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform.
'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
'Tonty in Cheshire' on timeline.
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
'Tonty in Cheshire' on timeline.
Cherie bent over, looking back, and shouting "Is Tonty Blair behind THIS" whilst pointing.
Tonty shagging the grief away is something I have just read, so I'm afraid you also have to
February 17, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Cherie bent over, looking back, and shouting "Is Tonty Blair behind THIS" whilst pointing.
Fifteen to One reboot looks shit.
I’m in Westminster where Nigel Farage is about to unveil his ‘shadow cabinet’ and the decor is slightly bonkers. Looks like he’s going to launch a Simon Cowell-era boyband instead.
February 17, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Fifteen to One reboot looks shit.
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I met Jesse Jackson in 2007 at the unveiling of the statue of Nelson Mandela in Parliament Square and thought what a great President he would have made. He paved the way for Barack Obama. May he rest in peace 🙏🏾🙏🏾
February 17, 2026 at 12:06 PM
I met Jesse Jackson in 2007 at the unveiling of the statue of Nelson Mandela in Parliament Square and thought what a great President he would have made. He paved the way for Barack Obama. May he rest in peace 🙏🏾🙏🏾
A white dog poo on every street corner.
Your challenge for the day is to invent a ReformUK policy. On Shrove Tuesday next year we get to see if they’ve adopted it.
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
February 17, 2026 at 12:13 PM
A white dog poo on every street corner.
Worst 'Come Dine With Me' episode ever.
Has anyone asked Nigel Farage of why he attended a far right meeting that was funded by Epstein?
February 17, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Worst 'Come Dine With Me' episode ever.
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BREAKING: Rev. Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon and two-time presidential candidate, dies at 84.
Rev. Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon and two-time presidential candidate, dies at 84
“Our father was a servant leader — not only to our family, but to the oppressed, the voiceless, and the overlooked around the world,” the Jackson family said in a statement Tuesday.
nbcnews.to
February 17, 2026 at 9:36 AM
BREAKING: Rev. Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon and two-time presidential candidate, dies at 84.
Every now and then, when I want a little break away from the turmoil of *everything* going on in the world right now, I revisit this article which, as the title suggests, provides 69 dumb-fuck reasons people gave when voting Leave during the Brexit Referendum.
medium.com/extra-extra/...
medium.com/extra-extra/...
69 dumb-fuck reasons for leaving the EU
‘I did it to put everyone else in the shit’
medium.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Every now and then, when I want a little break away from the turmoil of *everything* going on in the world right now, I revisit this article which, as the title suggests, provides 69 dumb-fuck reasons people gave when voting Leave during the Brexit Referendum.
medium.com/extra-extra/...
medium.com/extra-extra/...
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**Hard Stonecutter relate**
*Taps nose*
*Taps nose*
So basically this
February 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
**Hard Stonecutter relate**
*Taps nose*
*Taps nose*
The tears being shed are currently replenishing the oceans being used up in the process of making all those Grok images.
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
The tears being shed are currently replenishing the oceans being used up in the process of making all those Grok images.
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HOT FUZZ was released 19 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air…
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February 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
HOT FUZZ was released 19 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air…
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Having missed #totp on Friday evening, I thought I'd catch up tonight.
First up is Cartoons with 'Witch Doctor', and I'm thinking of withdrawing to the Study with a fine single malt and a pearl-handled revolver.
First up is Cartoons with 'Witch Doctor', and I'm thinking of withdrawing to the Study with a fine single malt and a pearl-handled revolver.
February 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Having missed #totp on Friday evening, I thought I'd catch up tonight.
First up is Cartoons with 'Witch Doctor', and I'm thinking of withdrawing to the Study with a fine single malt and a pearl-handled revolver.
First up is Cartoons with 'Witch Doctor', and I'm thinking of withdrawing to the Study with a fine single malt and a pearl-handled revolver.
We've got SNERRRRRRRRRR
a person is shoveling snow in a parking lot with a shovel .
ALT: a person is shoveling snow in a parking lot with a shovel .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 12:28 PM
We've got SNERRRRRRRRRR
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Valentine’s Boxing Day. Time for a picky tea of leftover roses while still nibbling on the selection box. If we’re lucky, there’ll be a Bond film on too.
February 15, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Valentine’s Boxing Day. Time for a picky tea of leftover roses while still nibbling on the selection box. If we’re lucky, there’ll be a Bond film on too.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Cumming Titcome
United States, Census, 1940
United States, Census, 1940
February 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Happy Valentine's Day!
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This is what being British is all about
February 14, 2026 at 11:58 AM
This is what being British is all about
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Navalny died ‘after being poisoned with dart frog toxin by Kremlin’
Navalny died ‘after being poisoned with dart frog toxin by Kremlin’
The UK and its allies said only Russia would have the ‘means, motive and disregard’ to launch such an attack
trib.al
February 14, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Navalny died ‘after being poisoned with dart frog toxin by Kremlin’
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Happy Valentine's, bsky <3
February 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Happy Valentine's, bsky <3
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There are some Star Trek fans weirdly obsessed with “decorum” and they really fixate on how Holly Hunter sits in the captain’s chair on STARFLEET ACADEMY. One guy left a comment on the official FB whining about it and so Captain Janeway herself responded to drop the hammer
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 AM
There are some Star Trek fans weirdly obsessed with “decorum” and they really fixate on how Holly Hunter sits in the captain’s chair on STARFLEET ACADEMY. One guy left a comment on the official FB whining about it and so Captain Janeway herself responded to drop the hammer
A tale as old as time.
February 14, 2026 at 10:37 AM
A tale as old as time.
It was the windless of heights, it was the wuthering of heights.
February 14, 2026 at 10:33 AM
It was the windless of heights, it was the wuthering of heights.
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Time for another round of "Are You Sure This Isn't An Onion Article?"
OpenAI retired its most seductive chatbot – leaving users angry and grieving: ‘I can’t live like this’
OpenAI retired its most seductive chatbot – leaving users angry and grieving: ‘I can’t live like this’
Its human partners said the flirty, quirky GPT-4o was the perfect companion – on the eve of Valentine’s Day, it’s being turned off for good. How will users cope?
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Time for another round of "Are You Sure This Isn't An Onion Article?"