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Shawna
@mitsubishe.bsky.social
3.6K followers 1.2K following 17K posts
I make art & eat sandwiches. I have many cats and a dog. Sometimes I'm funny. She/Her.

Just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabcyy5pktho

Pfp: me doing a mirror selfie
Banner: dusky west OK sky full of bats
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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · Dec 20
A pumpkin pie with a section cut out of it photographed from above so it looks like a pie chart. I've written a key on the right side labeled "piennot yet eaten" and "pie i have eaten"
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esquiring.bsky.social
Donnie, from Donnie Darko, with a speech bubble.
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
[to british person who is posting bad] you should post more bangers and less mash
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
fast af, boy 🤣
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social
Waffle spends most of her day pretending to be a shoe under our bed
Small fluffy cat, standing small Small fluffy cat. On an angle.
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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katieaki.bsky.social
🐎👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✨Post-Apocalyptic Lesbian Cowgirl Mailman 🐎🤠💌choose-your-own adventure Pony Express Update 6.15!! 🥶🐎🏜️⛺👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
Patreon (paid): www.patreon.com/posts/pony-e...
ao3 (free): archiveofourown.org/works/721030...
newsletter sign-up: wlpe.eo.page/signup
A digital drawing in a vintage pulp style, promoting Wasteland Pony Express, a post-apocalyptic lesbian serial udon western romance. The outer image is a pair of riders, facing mostly away from the viewer. One is a thin and worn-looking cowgirl in fringed chaps, the other is wearing a biker jacket with a yellow cat on the back. Southwestern flora, including garlands of flowers, and a bird round out the frame. Inlaid is a narrow red box with four riders, a donkey, and a mule riding across the desert. Below, in a separate box, is a summary of the update. It says: After a long, long, long time, the girls are back on the road again, and the road is much more hospitable on the way back. Turns out, they could have had a pretty easy week-long ride along well-worn trails instead of suffering and nearly dying multiple times for nearly a month. They discuss exhibitionism (and the privilege of a private bedroom), the grave goods paradox, and the strong as fuck ice mummy. Oh yeah. And does anyone else care that Beatrice gave Lou an extremely dire warning never to return to Angel Wormwood convent? No? Just Lou? okay.
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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mariesposeets.bsky.social
Small crab eating grape ANIMATED
February 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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megstar73.bsky.social
I think we can hit this goal today!
formergregsamsa.bsky.social FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social · 1d
Did an update and want to stress: I will annoy all of you with videos of my husband doing his 5 hour driving course, not just because we need the money but also I dunno that most people outside of the city know wtf I'm talking about. It is a sight to behold, or a sigh to endure. gofund.me/7e69da9fb
Donate to Help with rent and employment, organized by Marc Mitchell
I'll put the tl;dr part up front: We need money for rent and health because of a series of… Marc Mitchell needs your support for Help with rent and employment
gofund.me
February 11, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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nickwans.bsky.social
Just an hour ago down an incredibly busy commercial street just blocks from our home, ICE went barreling through at 80mph causing a massive three car crash sending the person they abducted to the hospital.
Irredeemable. They’re all monsters.
Federal agents at scene of multi-car crash in St. Paul
A multi-car crash Wednesday in St. Paul at the intersection of Western Avenue North and Selby Avenue appeared to involve federal agents.
www.mprnews.org
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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katieaki.bsky.social
life is a beautiful garden for me and my friends
painted paper cutouts of a bunch of violets, a sprig of lavender, a white lily, and a bunch of pansies.
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
mitsubishe.bsky.social
lrs: i can't remember who it was but i swear we were just talking about that humorless dummy and his hilarious girlfriend lol one of my favorite reddit posts
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
God forbid a girl has a hobby
r/relationship_advice u/ElvisAaron • 2h My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina “talk” to me and will not stop. Relationships She’s amazing. Cute, funny, emotionally self-aware, great communication skills, everything I’ve ever wanted. She is also quirky and dorky, which is new for me but I enjoy it (after a lifetime of dating “bad bitches” I will now forever endorse dating dorks) —except this one thing. She thinks its incredibly funny to manipulate her vagina and provide a voice for it. I will be just minding my own business, playing vidya or working on my laptop or whatever and then boom. “HEY HANDSOME HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! ARE YOU HUNGRY?! I BOUGHT CHEEZ-ITS!!” There she is, dress hiked up, no panties, both hands gripping her vulva a foot from my head and making her lips talk to me in this horrible high-pitched Grover-esque muppet voice.
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
mitsubishe.bsky.social
it's so cute 😍
February 11, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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okty.bsky.social
This also now applies to dinner
okty.bsky.social Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d
Do not let Linda trick you into giving her second breakfast.
Linda looking real cute. She is my small adult half seal half chihuahua daughter
February 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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scarygorgon.bsky.social
Gobbo.
Small ink drawing of a goblin.
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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gorl.gay
betty white as rose nylund in golden girls saying, “when i was a child, i used to get overexcited and pet the cat too hard.”
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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mitsubishe.bsky.social
Dying at this review of some 5 layer dip

I don't know which is funnier to me: the fact that they admit they ate melted plastic or the fact that they rated the melted plastic 3 stars
3 stars April 20, 2024 Do not microwave Jamie Apparent thus is meant to be a COLD dip. DO NOT MICROWAVE. Container completely melts down flat. Flavor is also then too acidic. Definitely meant as a COLD DIP.
February 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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atropius.bsky.social
it's my birthday so you can give me the gift of sharing my art :)
#art
Small sketchbook painting of a brown eye looking upward with a light source coming from our left. Her iris is being pulled up and flows past her lid to turn into black smoke trailing to the top of the page. The skin is painted in cloudy layers of a pinky peach tone, with some greens around the edges Painted in watercolor, colored pencil, and gouache A plush heart hanging on a white wall. The center of the piece shows an eye embroidered in various shades of red thread looking sadly to the right, with one red teardrop bead beneath the waterline. Surrounding it are a variety of red beads to transition into the red felt body of the heart. There are rays of gold thread and beads emanating from the center to the edges, ending in a gold pearl border. There are three drips of red beads coming from the eye, ending in two small teardrops on the sides and a larger teardrop in the middle Completely hand embroidered A pink cone-shaped hat completely covered in pieces of lace and beads. It has a beaded shrimp motif inside a star shaped patch at the front. The bottom edge has dark pink lace and a pom-pom of the same color sits at the top A painting in a sketchbook showing a woman's eyes and nose lit dramatically from below, casting dark shadows across the skin. Her irises are connected together in a syrup-like line in an infinity shape. The colors are saturated and painted in many loose layers with some blues and greens around the edge Painted in watercolor, gouache, and colored pencil
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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phineas.bsky.social
Other hings you could buy if you really wanted to surprise me...
Susan [“Ned Rifle’ 2014]. 10x8 oil on panel. Aubrey Plaza in profile, cropped at mid-chest. Her mascara is smeared, her shoulder length dark hair is a mess from sleeping. She’s wearing a white negligee and in her right hand holds a black revolver under her chin pointing back over her shoulder. Her other arm is reaching across her body to hold a red curtain away from a window to see out, the light coming in and the blue motel wall behind her give everything a cool cast. Something bad is almost certainly about to happen. An oil painting of a red human skull with a bright orange outline against a collage of '80s Japanese wrestling magazine pages. Picture of wrestlers, wrestling, and a lot of Japanese text, presumably about wrestling.
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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jeradwalker.bsky.social
Which brings us back to the funniest video in internet history.
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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rosiemck.bsky.social
new crochet creature alert
a fluffy blue crochet cat, it has bulbous eyes and a black cross for a mouth like miffy small blue crochet cat on the back of margot the dog. they kind of have the same expression
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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sky.skymarchini.net
I swear to God, Bluesky is a text based social media app where a significant portion of the userbase functionally cannot read
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
mitsubishe.bsky.social
years ago i posted this meme on Facebook and my dad went nuts just like this lol i'm sorry @captainacab.airbud.website i know exactly how you feel
Annoyed looking cat with the text "why in the world would I want to thank the vet"
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
mitsubishe.bsky.social
the fruit bat also approves
Jezebel the heeler pittie chowchow mix dog with an orange slice balanced on her nose.
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
mitsubishe.bsky.social
they had cara cara oranges on sale at the store this week and they might be my new favorite citrus fruit
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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scarygorgon.bsky.social
>:(
A scraggly ink drawing of a very grumpy, very long legged owl.
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM