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Facetious Prick
* only ever joking, calm down dear.
I AM the cunt https://clearsky.app/ lists me as...But don't believe all you read.
DDHA + Dyslexic
FO 2 OF
usb-c
3 pin plugs are Elite.


*may contain bullshit
Pinned
I fell of me bike and grazed my knee in 1978, we didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now...😜
peter griffin from family guy laying on the sidewalk
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November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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How about Repugnican!!!
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Alexander's Wang

#FetishAFootware
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
unpopular opinion..those who say "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" are insufferable..
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit differently.
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit different.
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only slightly differently.
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit differently.
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit different.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
#FetishAFootwear

Slip of the thong.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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👮 🇹🇻 Silent? Or Streaming? Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-sile... Need more arresting humor? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #podcast #truecrime #cops #police #murder #crimeshows
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Let's play #FetishAFootware on this week's #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on weeklyhumorist.com #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Croc of shit

#FetishAFootware
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November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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DARTH: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.

LUKE: How, father? How do you know?

DARTH: I've tasted your presents.
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
#HowToGetReadyForThanksgiving by burying my head in the sand and then digging it up on Friday..
a little girl is buried in the sand with the words more sand above her head
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November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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FUNFACT: You can be disqualified from any Scrabble tournament for flicking the Vs at someone.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social

The guy selling his album, stick to goal keeping..😂
a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is smoking a cigarette and asking who are you ?
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November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
The wages of sin is death, but after taxes and insurance contributions you'll just end up feeling a little tired.
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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You'll be visited by 3 Spirits

The 3 Spirits...
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
#ASongOrMovieForPopularMusic

How deep is your glove
a close up of a person wearing a shiny glove
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November 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 AM