FoolWearsBlack
@foolwearsblack.bsky.social
Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.
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The vichyssoise will be served HEATED until world events improve.
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The vichyssoise will be served HEATED until world events improve.
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1655: "L'État, c'est moi"
2026: "Les États-Unis, c'est moi"
2026: "Les États-Unis, c'est moi"
January 22, 2026 at 1:54 AM
1655: "L'État, c'est moi"
2026: "Les États-Unis, c'est moi"
2026: "Les États-Unis, c'est moi"
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So cold you fart just to keep your ass warm.
January 22, 2026 at 3:04 AM
So cold you fart just to keep your ass warm.
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It's amazing to me how I can go from shitposting for 3 days solid to not being able to think of anything for that same 3 days in an instant.
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 AM
It's amazing to me how I can go from shitposting for 3 days solid to not being able to think of anything for that same 3 days in an instant.
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#QuestionsMyCatAsksMe
What will it take to get you to sign up?
What will it take to get you to sign up?
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
#QuestionsMyCatAsksMe
What will it take to get you to sign up?
What will it take to get you to sign up?
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#QuestionsMyCatAsksMe
🐱 Who was your favourite in The New Avengers? My favourite was Purrrrrdey!
🐱 Who was your favourite in The New Avengers? My favourite was Purrrrrdey!
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
#QuestionsMyCatAsksMe
🐱 Who was your favourite in The New Avengers? My favourite was Purrrrrdey!
🐱 Who was your favourite in The New Avengers? My favourite was Purrrrrdey!
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QTP with a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 PM
QTP with a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers
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QTP with a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 PM
QTP with a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers
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![when trump called greenland iceland... [pic of bjork] [angry bjork noises]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreibkhobuqcwgahhg3qykvja5fx4pmv5csxvnoimfxbda7hlddmyhry@jpeg)
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Sherlock Holmes: ah yes. trouble with the toilets
Dr. Watson: no shit, Sherlock
Dr. Watson: no shit, Sherlock
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Sherlock Holmes: ah yes. trouble with the toilets
Dr. Watson: no shit, Sherlock
Dr. Watson: no shit, Sherlock
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joining the pants pants revolution in my mom jeans
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
joining the pants pants revolution in my mom jeans
QTP with a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
QTP with a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers
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QTP with a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers
January 22, 2026 at 2:16 PM
QTP with a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers
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#WhyIDontLikeTheCold it gets up my nose
a cartoon cat is standing in front of a door with his mouth open .
ALT: a cartoon cat is standing in front of a door with his mouth open .
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January 22, 2026 at 7:54 AM
#WhyIDontLikeTheCold it gets up my nose
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For the glass is half-full people: Tomorrow is a new day. 🙏
For the glass is broken-on-the-floor people:
Tomorrow is a new day. 😱
For the glass is broken-on-the-floor people:
Tomorrow is a new day. 😱
January 21, 2026 at 10:12 PM
For the glass is half-full people: Tomorrow is a new day. 🙏
For the glass is broken-on-the-floor people:
Tomorrow is a new day. 😱
For the glass is broken-on-the-floor people:
Tomorrow is a new day. 😱
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
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Having coffee & grapes as a snack like it’s 1971.
January 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Having coffee & grapes as a snack like it’s 1971.
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That one friend who knows enough about your family to understand why you are the way you are.
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 PM
That one friend who knows enough about your family to understand why you are the way you are.
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My dog looked at me like he knows all the answers to my problems but won't tell me.
January 21, 2026 at 10:47 PM
My dog looked at me like he knows all the answers to my problems but won't tell me.
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People that are offended by a joke make the joke even funnier for me.
January 22, 2026 at 1:33 PM
People that are offended by a joke make the joke even funnier for me.
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"I never asked for this!" I stomp and shout at the ubiquitous, ancient cephalopod I presume cursed me with sentience.
March 5, 2024 at 8:51 PM
"I never asked for this!" I stomp and shout at the ubiquitous, ancient cephalopod I presume cursed me with sentience.
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Guided by feeling & lore & instinct, I decided to make chicken divan. MY PEOPLE, CHICKEN DIVAN IS EXCELLENT.
January 19, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Guided by feeling & lore & instinct, I decided to make chicken divan. MY PEOPLE, CHICKEN DIVAN IS EXCELLENT.