FoolWearsBlack
@foolwearsblack.bsky.social
Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.
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Sherlock Holmes: ah yes. trouble with the toilets
Dr. Watson: no shit, Sherlock
Dr. Watson: no shit, Sherlock
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Sherlock Holmes: ah yes. trouble with the toilets
Dr. Watson: no shit, Sherlock
Dr. Watson: no shit, Sherlock
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joining the pants pants revolution in my mom jeans
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
joining the pants pants revolution in my mom jeans
QTP with a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
QTP with a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers
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QTP with a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers
January 22, 2026 at 2:16 PM
QTP with a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers
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#WhyIDontLikeTheCold it gets up my nose
a cartoon cat is standing in front of a door with his mouth open .
ALT: a cartoon cat is standing in front of a door with his mouth open .
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January 22, 2026 at 7:54 AM
#WhyIDontLikeTheCold it gets up my nose
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For the glass is half-full people: Tomorrow is a new day. 🙏
For the glass is broken-on-the-floor people:
Tomorrow is a new day. 😱
For the glass is broken-on-the-floor people:
Tomorrow is a new day. 😱
January 21, 2026 at 10:12 PM
For the glass is half-full people: Tomorrow is a new day. 🙏
For the glass is broken-on-the-floor people:
Tomorrow is a new day. 😱
For the glass is broken-on-the-floor people:
Tomorrow is a new day. 😱
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
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Having coffee & grapes as a snack like it’s 1971.
January 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Having coffee & grapes as a snack like it’s 1971.
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That one friend who knows enough about your family to understand why you are the way you are.
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 PM
That one friend who knows enough about your family to understand why you are the way you are.
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My dog looked at me like he knows all the answers to my problems but won't tell me.
January 21, 2026 at 10:47 PM
My dog looked at me like he knows all the answers to my problems but won't tell me.
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People that are offended by a joke make the joke even funnier for me.
January 22, 2026 at 1:33 PM
People that are offended by a joke make the joke even funnier for me.
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"I never asked for this!" I stomp and shout at the ubiquitous, ancient cephalopod I presume cursed me with sentience.
March 5, 2024 at 8:51 PM
"I never asked for this!" I stomp and shout at the ubiquitous, ancient cephalopod I presume cursed me with sentience.
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Guided by feeling & lore & instinct, I decided to make chicken divan. MY PEOPLE, CHICKEN DIVAN IS EXCELLENT.
January 19, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Guided by feeling & lore & instinct, I decided to make chicken divan. MY PEOPLE, CHICKEN DIVAN IS EXCELLENT.
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No one will believe this convo with my 4.5 year old just took place but it did: I just told Fritz “but in your dreams you can have anything you can sail to an island that’s all candy!” His answer was “my dreams will contain nothing - only concrete” 😔
January 22, 2026 at 12:17 AM
No one will believe this convo with my 4.5 year old just took place but it did: I just told Fritz “but in your dreams you can have anything you can sail to an island that’s all candy!” His answer was “my dreams will contain nothing - only concrete” 😔
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Café. Reader, not too far from my table, one guy was interviewing another guy for a job* & I was blessed (🙏) to see the moment when the interviewee realized he was wearing socks with giant marijuana leaves on them & went from sitting cross-legged to quickly tucking his feet under his chair.
January 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Café. Reader, not too far from my table, one guy was interviewing another guy for a job* & I was blessed (🙏) to see the moment when the interviewee realized he was wearing socks with giant marijuana leaves on them & went from sitting cross-legged to quickly tucking his feet under his chair.
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I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE
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flying a magic carpet and foraging water from the clouds
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
flying a magic carpet and foraging water from the clouds
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Watching The X-Files, another show that told us the government is the problem
January 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Watching The X-Files, another show that told us the government is the problem
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Shout out to all the fact-checkers out there.
a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it
Alt: A little boy wearing a baseball hat that says respect on it.
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January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Shout out to all the fact-checkers out there.
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My retirement plan is finding a wet floor to slip on at Walmart.
January 21, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My retirement plan is finding a wet floor to slip on at Walmart.
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When I say funny things in my house only a few people laugh. Look, I love my family but this is not sustainable.
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 PM
When I say funny things in my house only a few people laugh. Look, I love my family but this is not sustainable.