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FoolWearsBlack
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Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.
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Mind ya business, I’m off the clock.
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#GodAsMyWitnessIThought you already stopped talking.
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
#GodAsMyWitnessIThought there were no witnesses.
a man in a suit and tie walking down a street
ALT: a man in a suit and tie walking down a street
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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#PlymouthRocknRoll
Pilgrim Reaper
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
World domination is coming …mauuuuuhhhhhhhaaaaaaa 🦝
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Don’t hide your madness.

Harness it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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A couple good things about being the host for a holiday gathering is not having to travel and also having your own bedroom to retreat to if you need a little break from everyone or the perfect place to stress eat a whole pie in peace
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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spotted a coyote at golden corral. do your thing lil buddy, we all gotta eat
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Every year, about 60 people in the USA are seriously injured attempting to deep fry a turkey.

Those are rookie numbers.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Some Thanksgiving conversation starters:

"How about everything going on in politics these days?"

"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?

"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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[B-52s Fred Schneider voice]
potato shack sign, ocean city, maryland, 1985
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I worry that too many people have forgotten the true meaning of black Friday.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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cranberry sauce candy corn
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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💀
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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planted a few home alone style booby traps around my mushroom to fw all the tall legs who are chasing terrified turkeys through the forest
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
June 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM