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FoolWearsBlack

@foolwearsblack.bsky.social

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Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.

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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · Nov 19

Mind ya business, I’m off the clock.

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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 18m

When the microwave went ping
#ItWasMusicToMyEars

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Kat @kattress.bsky.social · 24m

Getting an adorable invite #ItWasMusicToMyEars

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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 24m

My first Walkman #ItWasMusicToMyEars

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Kat @kattress.bsky.social · 27m

#ItWasMusicToMyEars
But only after having my morning coffee

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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 29m

When I heard that the in-laws weren't coming. #ItWasMusicToMyEars

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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 32m

When I heard that injured zebra
#ItWasMusicToMyEars

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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 26m

Thanks! 😂

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FGOnBlueSky @fgonbluesky.bsky.social · 28m

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 1h

If true this a fucking disgrace and the beginning of the end of TikTok

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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 30m

#ItWasMusicToMyEars when I haven’t heard any music from him in years.

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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 34m

#ItWasMusicToMyEars treats.

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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 42m

#ItWasMusicToMyEars is the Saturday Edition of the FeelGood Weekends #HashtagGame!

Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social !

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Syed Abdul Razak @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social · 42m

It's 4 pm ET/9 pm UK It's Time For @FGWeekends With Your Host @tweetfeelsgood ON X AND @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social ON BLUESKY!

Today Is #UniversalMusicDay So Be Part Of The Feel Good Weeklies And Join Me NOW AND PLAY:

#ItWasMusicToMyEars

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 8h

If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2d

I did not fight in the Rock and Roller Cola War just to see it all fall apart

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 2d

Nothing makes me so happy as to make people laugh and roll their eyes.

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Elizabeth Alice Croydon @misslizzy.bsky.social · 9h

Happy Caturday
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Luca Migo ❌👑 @victinibcn.bsky.social · 10h

🤣🤣😂🐸

Trump announces
5000 % tariff on inflatable frog costumes.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, I too am completely imaginary.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 20h

This is like a high school party that gets busted by the cops and no one knows whose house to go to and dammit I threw out my four loko

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23h

His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 13h

[at a seance to contact the spirit of the evil woman who cursed me before she died and keeps trying to drag my soul into hell] idk.. still kinda seems like a scam

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do scrapbooking.

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Ghoul-jin Rondo @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 5h

Japanese poster for THE GHOUL (1933)

The poster features a painting of Boris Karloff staring up at a statue of an Egyptian god with madness in his eyes.

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