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No one will believe this convo with my 4.5 year old just took place but it did: I just told Fritz “but in your dreams you can have anything you can sail to an island that’s all candy!” His answer was “my dreams will contain nothing - only concrete” 😔
January 22, 2026 at 12:17 AM
No one will believe this convo with my 4.5 year old just took place but it did: I just told Fritz “but in your dreams you can have anything you can sail to an island that’s all candy!” His answer was “my dreams will contain nothing - only concrete” 😔
Café. Reader, not too far from my table, one guy was interviewing another guy for a job* & I was blessed (🙏) to see the moment when the interviewee realized he was wearing socks with giant marijuana leaves on them & went from sitting cross-legged to quickly tucking his feet under his chair.
January 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Café. Reader, not too far from my table, one guy was interviewing another guy for a job* & I was blessed (🙏) to see the moment when the interviewee realized he was wearing socks with giant marijuana leaves on them & went from sitting cross-legged to quickly tucking his feet under his chair.