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Darryl Cat
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Nothing worth while was achieved by hard work, first you need to dream 💙 🌈 🇪🇺 You can't win anything with billionaires! Credited with being right 8x by SWMBO
#TheOnlyWayToHaveFunIs send Temu sex dolls to all my friends
January 30, 2026 at 7:43 AM
#ICanNotBelieveI not come up with something amazing, so here's some kittens
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January 29, 2026 at 10:36 PM
January 29, 2026 at 10:05 PM
#ICanNotBelieveI ordered from Temu
January 29, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Drop someone SCREAMING 😱🖤🙀
January 29, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Apollo Sausage
January 29, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Canuckle 1356 4/6

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#CanuckleStar

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January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
#WhenThereAreNoChips the brits and yanks will have to argue about trousers vs pants
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January 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Plagiarise a movie to make a Melania sequel

Fear and loathing in mar-a-largo 😸
Plagiarise a movie to make a Melania sequel

Young Epstein
Plagiarise a movie to make a Melania sequel

Mela Lania Land
January 29, 2026 at 1:01 PM
#WhereToFindFree food, the local cinema which booked out Melina the movie for a week
January 29, 2026 at 12:35 PM
#ImNotBadTemperedBut when I unpacked my latest Temu purchase I hit the roof
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 AM
#ImNotBadTemperedBut you'll hear the the occasional tsk!
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January 29, 2026 at 7:06 AM
The apprentice
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Wordle 1,685 5/6

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January 29, 2026 at 6:35 AM
#INeedSomePrivacyWhen unpacking my latest Temu purchase
January 28, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Canuckle 1355 4/6

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#CanuckleStar

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January 28, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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#TheOnlyInstrumentIPlay
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January 28, 2026 at 12:00 PM
#TheOnlyInstrumentIPlay is the vuvuzela, I'm available for weddings, birthdays, parties or any other events where you wish the guests would leave early
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January 28, 2026 at 12:33 PM
#WhatILookForInTheLibrary ghosts, what could possibly go wrong?
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January 28, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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#WhatILookForInTheLibrary David Tennant, cos if he's there, trouble can't be that far away
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Asking the barber for this look
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM