Shihab S Joi
@shihabsjoi.bsky.social
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Born in Bangladesh, Bred in Britain, Blissful in Barcelona. A-litter-Asian x https://substack.com/@shihabsjoi
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Kid: We've been sent back from school. Teachers are on strike

Me: groan, catalan teachers honestly, what are they protesting over now??

Kid: free Palestine

Me: I love your teachers 🥰
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S'long as it's not fentanyl, you'll be fine 😅
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It was fentanyl. He took it the same way George Michael did...like it was heroin. Only a similar dose of heroin wouldn't kill, fentanyl does
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But but it's the woke establishment etc
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Aw, I love that you're playing! It's actually pretty "oh yeah of course" when you get the answer
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The man literally danced till he dropped
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And that's precisely why we like it here!

You'll like it... but not a lot
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No, because you got the answer wrong!
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Or a Bullseye "this is what you could've won" as a yacht rolls by
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Will a blankety blank chequebook do?
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That wasn't a lie though. He really did change his name (albeit briefly) to a symbol
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Damn you're good. Yet so wrong 😂
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I think it's fair to say Trump goes to great lengths to hide files on the number of cherries he's popped
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I mean, to be fair that could be the answer to anything. It's more specific than that
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Ah back when the papers said "crook" and everyone simply agreed...
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And the killing kids machine keeps on-a killing...
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Another good guess. But Brexit was ever really at war with itself! 😂