Shihab S Joi
@shihabsjoi.bsky.social
Born in Bangladesh, Bred in Britain, Blissful in Barcelona. A-litter-Asian x
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Shihab S Joi
@shihabsjoi.bsky.social
· Oct 21
MUSLIM Man Sings COMMIE song to WHITE grandson in the style of Ziggy Stardust SHOCKER! x
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I designed this for WHO 😁
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I designed this for WHO 😁
Bengali phrase for the day
নাচতে না জন্তে উঠান বাকা
Nachle na jante uthan baka
Loosely translated as:
He who cannot dance says the veranda is on a slope
নাচতে না জন্তে উঠান বাকা
Nachle na jante uthan baka
Loosely translated as:
He who cannot dance says the veranda is on a slope
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Bengali phrase for the day
নাচতে না জন্তে উঠান বাকা
Nachle na jante uthan baka
Loosely translated as:
He who cannot dance says the veranda is on a slope
নাচতে না জন্তে উঠান বাকা
Nachle na jante uthan baka
Loosely translated as:
He who cannot dance says the veranda is on a slope
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Trump reminds me of that guy that makes his girlfriend's life hell because he can't get over her exes
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Trump reminds me of that guy that makes his girlfriend's life hell because he can't get over her exes
I semi-jokingly call myself an expat (because why should only white people get to call themselves that?) For those who feel the need to disagree: pls don't tell people who've struggled with identity their whole lives - be they non-white or trans - that they can't identify how they wish to identify 🙏
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I semi-jokingly call myself an expat (because why should only white people get to call themselves that?) For those who feel the need to disagree: pls don't tell people who've struggled with identity their whole lives - be they non-white or trans - that they can't identify how they wish to identify 🙏
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Trump likes the part Michael Jackson liked about we are the children
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Trump likes the part Michael Jackson liked about we are the children
Now that I have my permanent Spanish residency and thus officially an expat* (glorified immigrant) I guess I do thanksgiving now x
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Now that I have my permanent Spanish residency and thus officially an expat* (glorified immigrant) I guess I do thanksgiving now x
It's tragic that when I hear Juliet I don't think of Shakespeare but of that time I had a violent Facebook exchange with someone who insisted Dire Straits sang "through the bars of Orion" because "I love you like the stars above..."
Still makes me angry
What's a social media post you can't forget?
Still makes me angry
What's a social media post you can't forget?
Buying a Juliet balcony for our actual 14-yr-old daughter 😍
(She’ll be 15 by the time this build’s done but let’s not piss on the poetry)
(She’ll be 15 by the time this build’s done but let’s not piss on the poetry)
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's tragic that when I hear Juliet I don't think of Shakespeare but of that time I had a violent Facebook exchange with someone who insisted Dire Straits sang "through the bars of Orion" because "I love you like the stars above..."
Still makes me angry
What's a social media post you can't forget?
Still makes me angry
What's a social media post you can't forget?
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They're talking about deporting national guard shooter's family. In what world is it fair or sane that daddy does a terrible thing so the children must be punished? I don't know if he has daughters but they'll have climatised to the western world and God knows what they'll endure if sent to talibans
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
They're talking about deporting national guard shooter's family. In what world is it fair or sane that daddy does a terrible thing so the children must be punished? I don't know if he has daughters but they'll have climatised to the western world and God knows what they'll endure if sent to talibans
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I know the Statue of Liberty was a gift from the French, but all-conquering nations like America and Britain that take from other nations never send back anything of value. Just look at the loot store that is the British Museum...
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I know the Statue of Liberty was a gift from the French, but all-conquering nations like America and Britain that take from other nations never send back anything of value. Just look at the loot store that is the British Museum...
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The whole super realistic thing has been killed by AI and everyone's bored of it. To give you an example of what's hot right now (I mean, these are so rough, all the years training in photoshop is kinda redundant, but I do like where it's going... And it's visibly away from AI)
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The whole super realistic thing has been killed by AI and everyone's bored of it. To give you an example of what's hot right now (I mean, these are so rough, all the years training in photoshop is kinda redundant, but I do like where it's going... And it's visibly away from AI)
Trumpion of the people, anyone?
You have to remember the boss , IS A HUMAN RIGHTS LAWYER ????????
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Trumpion of the people, anyone?
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As a brown Muslim immigrant kid with a thick accent who went to a private school age 13, I can recognise Nigel types in a blink.
"Just having a laugh old boy, it's only banter, do they not have jokes in Bangladesh?"
Followed by teacher: "You should learn to take it if you want to fit in"
"Just having a laugh old boy, it's only banter, do they not have jokes in Bangladesh?"
Followed by teacher: "You should learn to take it if you want to fit in"
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
As a brown Muslim immigrant kid with a thick accent who went to a private school age 13, I can recognise Nigel types in a blink.
"Just having a laugh old boy, it's only banter, do they not have jokes in Bangladesh?"
Followed by teacher: "You should learn to take it if you want to fit in"
"Just having a laugh old boy, it's only banter, do they not have jokes in Bangladesh?"
Followed by teacher: "You should learn to take it if you want to fit in"
For those interested in this topic of Mary in the Qur'an , you may find this piece I did on substack of interest...
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
For those interested in this topic of Mary in the Qur'an , you may find this piece I did on substack of interest...
Where the innocent woman caught up in all this who absolutely no one knows has her hair dyed and cut by Jason Bourne, while Jason Bourne remains looking exactly like... Jason Bourne 🤷
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Where the innocent woman caught up in all this who absolutely no one knows has her hair dyed and cut by Jason Bourne, while Jason Bourne remains looking exactly like... Jason Bourne 🤷
Friends in UK. My son is in this playing Alan Carr's childhood bully, tonight 10pm ITV straight after I'm a celebrity. My vpn is buggered so do watch it for me x
youtu.be/o9XNE6rx6YA?...
youtu.be/o9XNE6rx6YA?...
FIRST LOOK: "She's... formidable" Changing Ends Series 3
YouTube video by ITV Drama
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November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Friends in UK. My son is in this playing Alan Carr's childhood bully, tonight 10pm ITV straight after I'm a celebrity. My vpn is buggered so do watch it for me x
youtu.be/o9XNE6rx6YA?...
youtu.be/o9XNE6rx6YA?...
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As a Bangladeshi, I'm finding the blue badge America First account being based in Bangladesh hilarious, sorry
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As a Bangladeshi, I'm finding the blue badge America First account being based in Bangladesh hilarious, sorry
I know no one likes 'That Guy' who spoils a fun story by pointing out it's fake, but when it's dangerous misinformation - like the one going round about the Project 25 plan for women - I go full snopes. Curious someone on the left has blocked me for it
Why do some people want to believe lies? 🤔
Why do some people want to believe lies? 🤔
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I know no one likes 'That Guy' who spoils a fun story by pointing out it's fake, but when it's dangerous misinformation - like the one going round about the Project 25 plan for women - I go full snopes. Curious someone on the left has blocked me for it
Why do some people want to believe lies? 🤔
Why do some people want to believe lies? 🤔
Did you go on canva and magic erase the top part of her head to make it see0through??
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Did you go on canva and magic erase the top part of her head to make it see0through??
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Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody
View outside my window
🎶 It must be Christmas time 🎶🎄🎅
🎶 It must be Christmas time 🎶🎄🎅
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
View outside my window
🎶 It must be Christmas time 🎶🎄🎅
🎶 It must be Christmas time 🎶🎄🎅
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The one where white people can pronounce Tchaikovsky, Nietzsche and Dostoevsky just fine, but try to say Shihab (easy: rhymes with rehab) and I get shebob, shebab, kebob, shahib or shithab 😑
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The one where white people can pronounce Tchaikovsky, Nietzsche and Dostoevsky just fine, but try to say Shihab (easy: rhymes with rehab) and I get shebob, shebab, kebob, shahib or shithab 😑
Spain isn't big on puns but this one offends my pun sensibilities. How can you go with this when Kevin Bacon is staring you in the face??
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Spain isn't big on puns but this one offends my pun sensibilities. How can you go with this when Kevin Bacon is staring you in the face??
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Circular logic is a very good way of putting it. Too early to draw out a circle but it goes BREXIT RULES arrow BREXIT FAIL arrow TORIES & LABOUR TO BLAME arrow NIGEL FARAGE then arrow back to BREXIT RULES
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Circular logic is a very good way of putting it. Too early to draw out a circle but it goes BREXIT RULES arrow BREXIT FAIL arrow TORIES & LABOUR TO BLAME arrow NIGEL FARAGE then arrow back to BREXIT RULES