TheGrimRecapper
@thegrimrecapper.bsky.social
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Wrote a huge thing about reality TV one time. Feed SFW visually but definitely not mentally.
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Is Hobart better to fly into or out of? Planning a trip to Tas and trying to decide whether to fly into Hobart and take the ferry back or take the ferry down and fly back.
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Ours is just "sign the card, if you want", if they bother to sort one out.
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Also, the one who thinks the way to appeal to The Youths Of Today is by wearing Sylvester McCoy's Doctor Who pullover. Timely!
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I'm all in, but also all out of lip balm. 😭
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Flaws are what make you perfect.
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Please find attached an appropriate number of woos.
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Look, you can say live-action film remakes are a waste of everyone's time and nobody wants them when the original product is perfectly fine, and you'd be largely correct, but also we got Elizabeth Fucking Taylor playing Wilma Flintstone's mother in the 90s so they're not entirely bad.
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It's almost like if Probst's head was any further up his own ass he could find a hidden immunity idol up there. #Survivor49
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I know Accidental Renaissance is a thing, but this is an Accidental Banksy. #CelebrityTraitors
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Framing this #CelebrityTraitors
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#CelebrityTraitors UK cast:
Stephen Fry
Tom Daley
Charlotte Church

Last Traitors US cast:
Boston Rob
Bob the Drag Queen
Zac Efron's brother

Leaked Traitors AU cast:
Person from Aussie Shore (a show, apparently)
Person from Made in Bondi (ditto)
Cosima from Aus Idol 2003 (last relevant 2003)
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Could be worse. Australia's moving to a celebrity cast for its revival and the leaked list makes Rob Rausch look like David Olusoga OBE.

The biggest name is "basically the only person from S1 of Australian Idol who never did Masked Singer, because her career died immediately". #celebritytraitors
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It really does feel on par with the very first Celebrity Big Brother, where somehow Jack Dee was the least famous person there at the time. #celebritytraitors
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Congratulations on your escape! ❤️
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Novosibirsk is 4325 kilometres from Kyiv.

For context, that's about the distance between the Eiffel Tower and the North Pole.
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Russian Telegram channels report a large fire at the Zavod Pripoev plant in Novosibirsk, Russia.

The plant produces electronics and microcircuits and is a part of Russia's military-industrial production.
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I promise I'll be back to making jokes about your cock in no time xx
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Thank you, I'm capable of non-obscene thoughts once in a while.
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It's so rare for a show to actually state how one feels while watching it, but anyway, over the last week or so I've watched both seasons of 007: Road to a Million. Over to you, Brian "No, The Other One" Cox:
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Intelligence is knowing Frankenstein wasn't the monster, he was the doctor.

Wisdom is knowing that Dr. Frankenstein was still the monster.
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And you had to send your dick pics in ASCII.
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No objections here, your honour.
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"English muffin" is the definition of mid.
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There are literally dozens of people outside the United States. Dozens. Some of them, and stop me if I'm going too fast, even have names.