TheGrimRecapper
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Wrote a huge thing about reality TV one time. Feed SFW visually but definitely not mentally.
And now, an impromptu ranking of Australian state capitals:
1) It Is
2) Unfair and
3) Impossible
4) to Rank
5) Such
6) Different
7) Locations
8) Perth
1) It Is
2) Unfair and
3) Impossible
4) to Rank
5) Such
6) Different
7) Locations
8) Perth
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
And now, an impromptu ranking of Australian state capitals:
1) It Is
2) Unfair and
3) Impossible
4) to Rank
5) Such
6) Different
7) Locations
8) Perth
1) It Is
2) Unfair and
3) Impossible
4) to Rank
5) Such
6) Different
7) Locations
8) Perth
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it's really cool how the presumptively least trustworthy source for information about gun violence near the white house is the white house
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
it's really cool how the presumptively least trustworthy source for information about gun violence near the white house is the white house
My hotel in Launceston is - not advertised - at the top of a very very long very very steep hill. And then up a flight of stairs.
They're already getting a bad review.
They're already getting a bad review.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
My hotel in Launceston is - not advertised - at the top of a very very long very very steep hill. And then up a flight of stairs.
They're already getting a bad review.
They're already getting a bad review.
New 90s nostalgia just dropped.
(It appears to just be an overpriced $2 shop now. Like, even more than it already was.)
(It appears to just be an overpriced $2 shop now. Like, even more than it already was.)
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
New 90s nostalgia just dropped.
(It appears to just be an overpriced $2 shop now. Like, even more than it already was.)
(It appears to just be an overpriced $2 shop now. Like, even more than it already was.)
Look, don't get me wrong, I've really enjoyed spending the last week in Hobart. It's just I've done basically everything that's non-driver, non-drinker friendly and I don't know if there's enough here for me to want to come back in a hurry?
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Look, don't get me wrong, I've really enjoyed spending the last week in Hobart. It's just I've done basically everything that's non-driver, non-drinker friendly and I don't know if there's enough here for me to want to come back in a hurry?
Finally, the fusion cuisine everyone's been asking for.
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Finally, the fusion cuisine everyone's been asking for.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
Do I get to choose a subject, or has one already been provided for me? Because I have SUGGESTIONS.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Do I get to choose a subject, or has one already been provided for me? Because I have SUGGESTIONS.
Mood for when they don't wrap the burrito properly and as soon as you open it you end up with a hot salad fart-noising all over the hotel room's table.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Mood for when they don't wrap the burrito properly and as soon as you open it you end up with a hot salad fart-noising all over the hotel room's table.
"Go to the top of kunanyi/Mt Wellington", they said.
"The views are amazing", they said.
"The views are amazing", they said.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Go to the top of kunanyi/Mt Wellington", they said.
"The views are amazing", they said.
"The views are amazing", they said.
Stupid question: Does everyone get that insane heaviness feeling when they fly, or just me? If not, how do you not get it?
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Stupid question: Does everyone get that insane heaviness feeling when they fly, or just me? If not, how do you not get it?
Walking down the street to get pizza and heard racist slurs, looked across the road and saw a gang trying to lock an Indian-looking man into the convenience store he was working at. JFC Hobart I wasn't expecting to see a fucking hate crime.
Very young white girls, naturally.
Very young white girls, naturally.
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Walking down the street to get pizza and heard racist slurs, looked across the road and saw a gang trying to lock an Indian-looking man into the convenience store he was working at. JFC Hobart I wasn't expecting to see a fucking hate crime.
Very young white girls, naturally.
Very young white girls, naturally.
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
And now, a game I like to call This Is, Inexplicably, An Advertisement, And You Are Never Going to Guess What It's For.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
And now, a game I like to call This Is, Inexplicably, An Advertisement, And You Are Never Going to Guess What It's For.
I do believe I'll pass for now, if it's all the same to you. Maybe another time.
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I do believe I'll pass for now, if it's all the same to you. Maybe another time.
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new...
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new...
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new...
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new...
CDC website edited to say bird flu is fine as long as you don't fuck Foghorn Leghorn.
CDC website edited to say smallpox isn’t as dangerous as bigpox.
CDC website edited to say that 2 out of 3 realty ain’t bad
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
CDC website edited to say bird flu is fine as long as you don't fuck Foghorn Leghorn.
Just had the best burger and chips I think I've ever eaten. Holy shit.
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Just had the best burger and chips I think I've ever eaten. Holy shit.
Went for a walk. Stumbled on a little memorial garden for guide dogs who've passed.
My heart, it is melting.
My heart, it is melting.
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Went for a walk. Stumbled on a little memorial garden for guide dogs who've passed.
My heart, it is melting.
My heart, it is melting.
I can't believe Bakers Delight has such a monopoly on the mainland when Banjo's is just over here in Tasmania being this incredible.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I can't believe Bakers Delight has such a monopoly on the mainland when Banjo's is just over here in Tasmania being this incredible.
Name two Australian Tims famous for their campness.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Name two Australian Tims famous for their campness.
My main thoughts on Salamanca Market are (1) I ate too much food and (2) every single person running every single one of the many gin stalls looks exactly like the sort of person you'd imagine would come up to you in a bar and start trying to tell you the difference between different kinds of gin.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
My main thoughts on Salamanca Market are (1) I ate too much food and (2) every single person running every single one of the many gin stalls looks exactly like the sort of person you'd imagine would come up to you in a bar and start trying to tell you the difference between different kinds of gin.
On the one hand, I like when markets have food from countries other than the ones you'd expect.
On the other hand, I don't think my stomach will let me eat Iranian and Ethiopian and Chilean and Dutch and Finnish all in one day. 😭
On the other hand, I don't think my stomach will let me eat Iranian and Ethiopian and Chilean and Dutch and Finnish all in one day. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
On the one hand, I like when markets have food from countries other than the ones you'd expect.
On the other hand, I don't think my stomach will let me eat Iranian and Ethiopian and Chilean and Dutch and Finnish all in one day. 😭
On the other hand, I don't think my stomach will let me eat Iranian and Ethiopian and Chilean and Dutch and Finnish all in one day. 😭
Just to be clear, the lampreys insisted on the gloves.
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just to be clear, the lampreys insisted on the gloves.