TheGrimRecapper
@thegrimrecapper.bsky.social
Wrote a huge thing about reality TV one time. Feed SFW visually but definitely not mentally.
Oh my god this so much.
WHAT IS "GOLDEN BROWN" IS IT GOLD OR IS IT BROWN MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND FOOD
WHAT IS "GOLDEN BROWN" IS IT GOLD OR IS IT BROWN MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND FOOD
I've said this before, but nothing makes me feel more neurodivergent than editing recipes
"Cover the dough"
WITH WHAT
"Cover the dough"
WITH WHAT
January 19, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Oh my god this so much.
WHAT IS "GOLDEN BROWN" IS IT GOLD OR IS IT BROWN MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND FOOD
WHAT IS "GOLDEN BROWN" IS IT GOLD OR IS IT BROWN MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND FOOD
Sometimes you can write millions of words about something and still be shocked by the most offhand Insta blurb.
Anyway, TIL the Mole from the first Australian season of The Mole ended up marrying the winner and they're still together TWENTY SIX YEARS LATER? www.instagram.com/p/DTpDhyvE3ua/
Anyway, TIL the Mole from the first Australian season of The Mole ended up marrying the winner and they're still together TWENTY SIX YEARS LATER? www.instagram.com/p/DTpDhyvE3ua/
Abby Coleman on Instagram: "I was 18 when I was handed an Ansett boarding pass and told I was flying to Melbourne for a competition I knew nothing about
At the airport I met a group of total strange...
806 likes, 25 comments - abbyjanecoleman on January 17, 2026: "I was 18 when I was handed an Ansett boarding pass and told I was flying to Melbourne for a competition I knew nothing about
At the air...
www.instagram.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Sometimes you can write millions of words about something and still be shocked by the most offhand Insta blurb.
Anyway, TIL the Mole from the first Australian season of The Mole ended up marrying the winner and they're still together TWENTY SIX YEARS LATER? www.instagram.com/p/DTpDhyvE3ua/
Anyway, TIL the Mole from the first Australian season of The Mole ended up marrying the winner and they're still together TWENTY SIX YEARS LATER? www.instagram.com/p/DTpDhyvE3ua/
Stupid Minnesotan wolf bird.
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Stupid Minnesotan wolf bird.
My milkshake only brings 37% of the boys to the yard, but it's about quality not quantity and those 37% said they liked mine better so fuck you Donna.
January 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
My milkshake only brings 37% of the boys to the yard, but it's about quality not quantity and those 37% said they liked mine better so fuck you Donna.
I know it's not the point right now, but: Minneapolis looks like such a nice city?
January 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I know it's not the point right now, but: Minneapolis looks like such a nice city?
If I had a dollar for every time a 2020s TV show about gays coming out had a plot point about a main character being obsessed with My Chemical Romance, I'd have three dollars, which isn't much but WHY HAS IT HAPPENED THREE TIMES.
January 18, 2026 at 1:08 PM
If I had a dollar for every time a 2020s TV show about gays coming out had a plot point about a main character being obsessed with My Chemical Romance, I'd have three dollars, which isn't much but WHY HAS IT HAPPENED THREE TIMES.
Mood for when you're so out of it after work you nearly ask Bluesky a question with an answer that could easily be found online, when the best source for the relevant information is something one wrote oneself.
January 18, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Mood for when you're so out of it after work you nearly ask Bluesky a question with an answer that could easily be found online, when the best source for the relevant information is something one wrote oneself.
Both versions of the theme for The Mary Tyler Moore Show (set in Minneapolis) contained the line "you can have the town, why don't you take it?"
Turns out, that was a threat.
Turns out, that was a threat.
ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
January 18, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Both versions of the theme for The Mary Tyler Moore Show (set in Minneapolis) contained the line "you can have the town, why don't you take it?"
Turns out, that was a threat.
Turns out, that was a threat.
Don't be silly. Tony Blair is incapable of being seen in a mirror.
Please remember that Tony Blair is a man of deep faith, and he begins each day with a quiet act of worship in front of the mirror.
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Don't be silly. Tony Blair is incapable of being seen in a mirror.
I've fallen down an "other gay TV shows" rabbithole after Heated Rivalry.
I'm really, really trying to enjoy Heartstopper and it seems sweet, but holy shit this writing is Not It.
I'm really, really trying to enjoy Heartstopper and it seems sweet, but holy shit this writing is Not It.
January 17, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I've fallen down an "other gay TV shows" rabbithole after Heated Rivalry.
I'm really, really trying to enjoy Heartstopper and it seems sweet, but holy shit this writing is Not It.
I'm really, really trying to enjoy Heartstopper and it seems sweet, but holy shit this writing is Not It.
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
January 17, 2026 at 8:27 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
It's more likely than you think!
hot butt sluts on ice in your local boy aquarium
In my head, all hockey is now Butt Sluts on Ice. @swordsjew.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 6:37 AM
It's more likely than you think!
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Smashing Bumpkins
Smashing Bumpkins
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Marvelous Tree
The Marvelous Tree
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Sick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Sick Cave and the Bad Seeds
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Smashing Bumpkins
Smashing Bumpkins
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Sick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Sick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Busthole Surfers
The Busthole Surfers
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Queef
Queef
January 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Sick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Sick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Queef
Queef
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Heck
Heck
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The War On Dougs
The War On Dougs
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Queef
Queef
Rewatching old Amazing Race seasons from when they had a budget is nuts, because like 60% of the time they'd go somewhere cool and expensive like Egypt or Mongolia or Venice, and then the other 40% is "we don't know what to do in Perth either but flights were cheap when we were planning this, so..."
January 16, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Rewatching old Amazing Race seasons from when they had a budget is nuts, because like 60% of the time they'd go somewhere cool and expensive like Egypt or Mongolia or Venice, and then the other 40% is "we don't know what to do in Perth either but flights were cheap when we were planning this, so..."
I have never seen a man look like he's trying so hard to not say the word "f****ts", and I grew up around Australian Rules football.
video of reporters talking to the NHL commissioner about Heated Rivalry and how he liked it 💀 who’s gonna tell him
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I have never seen a man look like he's trying so hard to not say the word "f****ts", and I grew up around Australian Rules football.
Best fried chicken: the Botanic Gardens in Adelaide.
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Best fried chicken: the Botanic Gardens in Adelaide.
Now now, Bari Weiss DID want to make CBS News the story...
It rocks that everyone at CBS News is blabbing www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...
CBS News report on ICE officer’s injuries drew ‘huge internal concern’
Anonymously sourced report that Jonathan Ross ‘suffered internal bleeding’ after killing Renee Good faced skepticism inside CBS newsroom
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Now now, Bari Weiss DID want to make CBS News the story...
Today in Ironic Guest Star Cameos:
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Today in Ironic Guest Star Cameos:
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
1. Never gonna give you up
2. Never gonna live you down
3. Never gonna run around and desert you
4. Never gonna make you cry
5. Never gonna say goodbye
6. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
7. Bad at counting
1. Never gonna give you up
2. Never gonna live you down
3. Never gonna run around and desert you
4. Never gonna make you cry
5. Never gonna say goodbye
6. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
7. Bad at counting
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
1. I don't like piña coladas
2. Or getting caught in the rain
3. I am not into yoga
4. I have more than half a brain
5. I really hate oysters
1. I don't like piña coladas
2. Or getting caught in the rain
3. I am not into yoga
4. I have more than half a brain
5. I really hate oysters
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
1. I am an Antichrist
2. I am an anarchist
3. Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it
4. I wanna destroy the passers-by
5. I once had a disagreement with Anna Kournikova
1. I am an Antichrist
2. I am an anarchist
3. Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it
4. I wanna destroy the passers-by
5. I once had a disagreement with Anna Kournikova
January 15, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
1. Never gonna give you up
2. Never gonna live you down
3. Never gonna run around and desert you
4. Never gonna make you cry
5. Never gonna say goodbye
6. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
7. Bad at counting
1. Never gonna give you up
2. Never gonna live you down
3. Never gonna run around and desert you
4. Never gonna make you cry
5. Never gonna say goodbye
6. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
7. Bad at counting
Just had to call the police on a trespasser on our property. What a fucking day.
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Just had to call the police on a trespasser on our property. What a fucking day.
I did not have "Oprah passive-aggressively whining about all the sex to François Arnaud's face right before literally shoving him out the door" on my insane Heated Rivalry media circus bingo card, but I think we can all agree it's on brand enough that it should have been.
This video of #HeatedRivalry breakout François Arnaud meeting Oprah backstage at the CBS morning show earlier today got me fully in the feels. 😭😭 “It’s called LOVE, Oprah!” Sweet JESUSSSS. (Posting this for my dear Canadian friend @slowtuesdays.bsky.social and praying it’s not geoblocked for ha.)
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I did not have "Oprah passive-aggressively whining about all the sex to François Arnaud's face right before literally shoving him out the door" on my insane Heated Rivalry media circus bingo card, but I think we can all agree it's on brand enough that it should have been.
Saturated fat 🤝 Vietnam
RFK Jr: "This is the peacetime president. He's made 8.5 deals ending war and he's also ended the war on saturated fat."
January 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Saturated fat 🤝 Vietnam