Paul Bassett Davies
@thewritertype.bsky.social
Writer in residence, at my house. To look upon my works, ye mighty, visit my website:
https://www.thewritertype.com
https://www.thewritertype.com
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Eventually you have to accept that no matter how many different notebooks you buy, they won’t make you a better writer. For that, you need to spend a lot of money on the right pen.
Whether in a school, a family or a workplace, "banter," like "teasing," is often about power and dominance. The giveaway is that if the powerless try to "banter" back, or the victim tries to tease the teaser, they’re told they're being oversensitive or even hostile.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Whether in a school, a family or a workplace, "banter," like "teasing," is often about power and dominance. The giveaway is that if the powerless try to "banter" back, or the victim tries to tease the teaser, they’re told they're being oversensitive or even hostile.
Prepare for Black Friday by relinquishing any lingering hope that a tiny spark of decency might still flicker in the Stygian wasteland of the human spirit as we plunge ever deeper into the clammy vortex of a consumerist dystopia. And try to cheer up, it'll soon be Christmas.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Prepare for Black Friday by relinquishing any lingering hope that a tiny spark of decency might still flicker in the Stygian wasteland of the human spirit as we plunge ever deeper into the clammy vortex of a consumerist dystopia. And try to cheer up, it'll soon be Christmas.
A dissolute writer wakes up in rehab with no memory. There's something odd about the place, but he doesn't know what. Then he gets punched in the face by Ernest Hemingway. Read my novel Dead Writers in Rehab to find out what happens next.
www.amazon.co.uk/Dead-Writers...
www.amazon.co.uk/Dead-Writers...
Dead Writers in Rehab
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November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A dissolute writer wakes up in rehab with no memory. There's something odd about the place, but he doesn't know what. Then he gets punched in the face by Ernest Hemingway. Read my novel Dead Writers in Rehab to find out what happens next.
www.amazon.co.uk/Dead-Writers...
www.amazon.co.uk/Dead-Writers...
I miss the days before every government announcement was leaked in advance, and the budget was a big secret, and it was a lovely surprise when you found out exactly how they were going to fuck you over this time.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I miss the days before every government announcement was leaked in advance, and the budget was a big secret, and it was a lovely surprise when you found out exactly how they were going to fuck you over this time.
Idea for a podcast that's fully scripted as a coherent entertaining narrative and performed by actors wait I've just invented radio drama.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Idea for a podcast that's fully scripted as a coherent entertaining narrative and performed by actors wait I've just invented radio drama.
Vulgar? The entire internet is vulgar, my dear.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Vulgar? The entire internet is vulgar, my dear.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is Black Friday, when consumers are manipulated to experience the visceral thrill of a looting spree while causing no actual damage or disruption to the smooth operation of late stage capitalism and obligingly reinforcing it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is Black Friday, when consumers are manipulated to experience the visceral thrill of a looting spree while causing no actual damage or disruption to the smooth operation of late stage capitalism and obligingly reinforcing it.
Shocked to discover that many accounts on X are operated by shitty people pretending to be different shitty people in an effort to create division and hatred. It’s a bitter blow to my faith in the integrity of deranged billionaires who own social media platforms.
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Shocked to discover that many accounts on X are operated by shitty people pretending to be different shitty people in an effort to create division and hatred. It’s a bitter blow to my faith in the integrity of deranged billionaires who own social media platforms.
I don’t believe Trump is bought and paid for by Russia. I believe he does it for free because he likes it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I don’t believe Trump is bought and paid for by Russia. I believe he does it for free because he likes it.
It was World Philosophy Day on Thursday.
But why?
But why?
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It was World Philosophy Day on Thursday.
But why?
But why?
As COP30 ends, delegates from rich nations collect their goodie bags, which contain a souvenir lump of gold-plated coal and a gift of cash from their fossil fuel sponsors. Delegates from poorer nations receive bags that contain only hot air.
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
As COP30 ends, delegates from rich nations collect their goodie bags, which contain a souvenir lump of gold-plated coal and a gift of cash from their fossil fuel sponsors. Delegates from poorer nations receive bags that contain only hot air.
Little known fact: JFK spread all the assassination conspiracy theories himself after he faked his own death and came to London for plastic surgery. He just told me this himself in a pub. The plastic surgery is amazing, because I didn’t recognise him at all. Also he’s Welsh now.
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Little known fact: JFK spread all the assassination conspiracy theories himself after he faked his own death and came to London for plastic surgery. He just told me this himself in a pub. The plastic surgery is amazing, because I didn’t recognise him at all. Also he’s Welsh now.
The Daily Mail buying the Telegraph is like a psychiatric hospital building an extension wing for the really hopeless cases.
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The Daily Mail buying the Telegraph is like a psychiatric hospital building an extension wing for the really hopeless cases.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you may be entitled to compensation. Have YOU been involved in a food-related lunar gravitational mishap that wasn’t your fault? You could be in line for a big payout from the estate of Sir Isaac Newton. Call the hotline now.
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you may be entitled to compensation. Have YOU been involved in a food-related lunar gravitational mishap that wasn’t your fault? You could be in line for a big payout from the estate of Sir Isaac Newton. Call the hotline now.
As the weather turns colder, wear a hat. Remember, you lose 70% of your common sense through a small area of Old Wives Tale on the top of your head.
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
As the weather turns colder, wear a hat. Remember, you lose 70% of your common sense through a small area of Old Wives Tale on the top of your head.
To assist the Covid Inquiry, I’m releasing extracts from my contemporaneous diary notes.
MAR 2020: Well this sucks.
MAY 2020: Boris Johnson, what a cunt.
JUNE 2020: Fuck I've got Covid.
JULY 2020: Rishi Sunak, what a cunt.
JUNE 2021: Matt Hancock, what a cunt.
DEC 2021 Onwards: What a shitshow.
MAR 2020: Well this sucks.
MAY 2020: Boris Johnson, what a cunt.
JUNE 2020: Fuck I've got Covid.
JULY 2020: Rishi Sunak, what a cunt.
JUNE 2021: Matt Hancock, what a cunt.
DEC 2021 Onwards: What a shitshow.
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
To assist the Covid Inquiry, I’m releasing extracts from my contemporaneous diary notes.
MAR 2020: Well this sucks.
MAY 2020: Boris Johnson, what a cunt.
JUNE 2020: Fuck I've got Covid.
JULY 2020: Rishi Sunak, what a cunt.
JUNE 2021: Matt Hancock, what a cunt.
DEC 2021 Onwards: What a shitshow.
MAR 2020: Well this sucks.
MAY 2020: Boris Johnson, what a cunt.
JUNE 2020: Fuck I've got Covid.
JULY 2020: Rishi Sunak, what a cunt.
JUNE 2021: Matt Hancock, what a cunt.
DEC 2021 Onwards: What a shitshow.
It looks like International Men’s Day has been such a success that they’re going to do it again tomorrow, and every other day.
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It looks like International Men’s Day has been such a success that they’re going to do it again tomorrow, and every other day.
Trump possesses the rare oratorical gift of using simple words, basic ideas and plain language in a way that makes everything he says totally incomprehensible.
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Trump possesses the rare oratorical gift of using simple words, basic ideas and plain language in a way that makes everything he says totally incomprehensible.
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Everyone forgets the true meaning of International Men’s Day when Jesus and John the Baptist went to the inn and discussed their latest chariots, made a comment about not getting many of them to the pound and then cheered when someone smashed a goblet of drinks on the floor.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Everyone forgets the true meaning of International Men’s Day when Jesus and John the Baptist went to the inn and discussed their latest chariots, made a comment about not getting many of them to the pound and then cheered when someone smashed a goblet of drinks on the floor.
I hope everyone enjoyed their dinner at the White House. Maybe Mohammed bin Salman heard that Trump sometimes has trouble cutting his own food, and brought his trusty bone saw along.
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I hope everyone enjoyed their dinner at the White House. Maybe Mohammed bin Salman heard that Trump sometimes has trouble cutting his own food, and brought his trusty bone saw along.
International Men's Day does a great job of raising awareness but unfortunately we're still no closer to finding a cure.
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
International Men's Day does a great job of raising awareness but unfortunately we're still no closer to finding a cure.
I’ve developed a foolproof strategy to prevent my investments from being vulnerable to a potential AI bubble by taking the precaution of being a writer and having no money whatsoever to invest in anything at all.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’ve developed a foolproof strategy to prevent my investments from being vulnerable to a potential AI bubble by taking the precaution of being a writer and having no money whatsoever to invest in anything at all.
Reporters at the White House ask about the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, and Trump tries to cut them off before Mohammed bin Salman can answer. No need for that. If any cutting off is required, the expert is right beside him.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reporters at the White House ask about the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, and Trump tries to cut them off before Mohammed bin Salman can answer. No need for that. If any cutting off is required, the expert is right beside him.
*Trump and Mohammed bin Salman finding they have a lot in common*
MBS: It is our custom to have many wives.
TRUMP: Ha ha, mine too!
MBS: We persecute our migrant workers.
TRUMP: Same here!
MBS: We torture and murder journalists and troublemakers.
TRUMP: Working on it, champ!
MBS: It is our custom to have many wives.
TRUMP: Ha ha, mine too!
MBS: We persecute our migrant workers.
TRUMP: Same here!
MBS: We torture and murder journalists and troublemakers.
TRUMP: Working on it, champ!
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
*Trump and Mohammed bin Salman finding they have a lot in common*
MBS: It is our custom to have many wives.
TRUMP: Ha ha, mine too!
MBS: We persecute our migrant workers.
TRUMP: Same here!
MBS: We torture and murder journalists and troublemakers.
TRUMP: Working on it, champ!
MBS: It is our custom to have many wives.
TRUMP: Ha ha, mine too!
MBS: We persecute our migrant workers.
TRUMP: Same here!
MBS: We torture and murder journalists and troublemakers.
TRUMP: Working on it, champ!
So stressful when Twitter goes down, even for a few minutes, and you have to scribble your bad takes on scraps of paper, run into the street, and pay a passing urchin to yell them into strangers’ faces.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
So stressful when Twitter goes down, even for a few minutes, and you have to scribble your bad takes on scraps of paper, run into the street, and pay a passing urchin to yell them into strangers’ faces.