Paul Bassett Davies
@thewritertype.bsky.social
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Writer in residence, at my house. To look upon my works, ye mighty, visit my website: https://www.thewritertype.com
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Eventually you have to accept that no matter how many different notebooks you buy, they won’t make you a better writer. For that, you need to spend a lot of money on the right pen.
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
thewritertype.bsky.social
Breaking: Kemi Badenoch brings the Tory Conference to its feet by announcing lunch.
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As today is World Octopus Day I’ll again mention that a Spanish equivalent to “like a fish out of water” is como un pulpo en un garaje. It means “like an octopus in a garage.”
thewritertype.bsky.social
A remarkable fact I've learned about the current Harvest Supermoon is that if you observe it natural surroundings and gaze up at it in awestruck reverence for long enough, there's a good chance you'll walk into a tree.
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My favourite Bart Simpson quote: “Quoth the raven, Eat my Shorts.”
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Not so much a Conference, more an increasingly unhinged wake for the corpse of the Conservative Party.
thewritertype.bsky.social
If you didn't notice the Supermoon last night, maybe it was wearing glasses and a different hairstyle, and you were fooled by its secret identity as a mild-mannered ordinary moon.
thewritertype.bsky.social
Edgar Allan Poe died on this day in 1849.

Doom.
Plague.
Despair.
Madness.
Creeping existential horror.

He would have loved 2025.
thewritertype.bsky.social
[any situation]
Me: I mustn’t overthink this.
My brain: Ok but define "overthink"
thewritertype.bsky.social
It’s important not to carve your Halloween pumpkin too early. For example, if you’re still in the grocery store and you haven’t yet paid for the pumpkin, that’s too early.
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It’s really not fair to pit men like Trump and Netanyahu against a diminutive peace activist of twenty-two like Greta Thunberg. They’re way out of their depth.
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It’s World Teachers’ Day. Last night I wrote a really good joke about it but unfortunately the dog ate it or I left it on the bus, please don’t give me a detention.
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IS IT ABOUT A BICYCLE?
Happy birthday Flann O’Brien, born this day 1911, literary hero and comic genius. "What you think is the point is not the point at all but only the beginning of the sharpness." ('The Third Policeman')
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Not a single Greta hater could do what she has done, face what she's faced, bear abuse and humiliation at the hands of the most psychotic and genocidal army. They haven't an ounce of her bravery and that's what drives them crazy. Free Greta, free Palestine🇵🇸
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And anyone who applies is disqualified.
thewritertype.bsky.social
Anyone who wants to become an ICE agent should undergo a strict background check to find out why they're the type of hateful loser who wants to become an ICE agent.
thewritertype.bsky.social
This is a terrible time to have a storm in the UK. They should have waited until the weather improved.
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I’m very glad to hear you enjoyed it and thanks for letting me know. Reviews or recommendations are always most welcome and much appreciated.
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Protest is never in good taste. Protest is never appropriate. "Now is not the right time," to do anything the authorities don't like, and they'll always try to find a reason why protests shouldn't happen, but they should happen, always.
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Stormy weather, so batten down your hatches. If you don’t have any hatches you can usually get them for a reasonable price from your local hatchmonger. And pick up some battens while you’re there.
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A storm is approaching, and I’m preparing to do one of my favourite things: go out in the middle of the night and leave several fish on top of my neighbour’s car.
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A female Archbishop of Canterbury? Hmmm. You know what Jesus said about women preachers. Absolutely nothing.