Adelaide sunsets are great. Still some of my favourite photos I've ever taken.

Nerd reporting for duty sir

Okay deal

No thoughts, only thot.

I've tried two of the Marrybrowns (Melb Central food court and Knox Ozone) and was disappointed both times. Jollibee almost couldn't possibly be worse than what the food at Knox was like.

Oh god yes. I've literally written hundreds of thousands of words about The Mole over the years, and it took until I got roped into filling in on a friend's podcast for me to actually pick a Mole correctly in the first episode.

The twink is dead. Long live the twink.

YES. Very ridiculous that the UK celeb season had actual big name celebrities being charming, and the US season rests on the charismatic appeal (error 404) of Rapaport, a Top Chef winner, and someone who last did Survivor in 2004.

Oh that explains my creaky knees

I'm too tired to clip the "so fucking much" bit from the gay hockey show, buuuuuut...

Okay but like clear my schedule Doris.

Sirs, I... Sirs. 🥵

Okay but make it quick, I have to think of another three-letter word.

Brd