Luke Foley
@lukefoley.me
LFC aficionado. NYR fan. Footscray FC aka Western Bulldogs member. Cricket tragic. I talk shit about a lot of things. Western Naarm-Melbs born and bred now living on Gunditjmara land. YNWA.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Bush bashing in Budj Bim NP. A few rough patches but only high range 4wd so not too bad.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Bush bashing in Budj Bim NP. A few rough patches but only high range 4wd so not too bad.
The Smith Street Band just released their new album last week and I reckon it’s pretty good.
Once I Was Wild by The Smith Street Band on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The Smith Street Band just released their new album last week and I reckon it’s pretty good.
He’s been sent straight to the Lulag.
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
He’s been sent straight to the Lulag.
Looks like they’re smoking way too much crack and snorting Elmo levels of ketamine over at Rupert’s place. Nothing new I guess.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Looks like they’re smoking way too much crack and snorting Elmo levels of ketamine over at Rupert’s place. Nothing new I guess.
People are always going to do stupid shit as long as there’s money involved.
Son dresses up as dead mother to claim pension in Italian Mrs Doubtfire scandal
The 56-year-old man from Italy managed to pocket thousands of euros before he was exposed.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
People are always going to do stupid shit as long as there’s money involved.
Nice spot for lunch today. Moleside Creek, Lower Glenelg NP, southwest Victoria.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Nice spot for lunch today. Moleside Creek, Lower Glenelg NP, southwest Victoria.
No better album to listen to while you’re driving down the highway. Three African American brothers from Detroit who really knew how to rock. One of my all time faves.
...For the Whole World to See by Death on Apple Music
Album · 2009 · 7 Songs
music.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
No better album to listen to while you’re driving down the highway. Three African American brothers from Detroit who really knew how to rock. One of my all time faves.
Bazball is what England want to be.
Travball is what Australia already is.
And that is the end of it. 🏏 #Ashes
Travball is what Australia already is.
And that is the end of it. 🏏 #Ashes
Bazball ≠ Travball
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
For all the noise England make about Bazball, the truth is that it still looks like an dog wearing shoes it doesn't want to. They can recite the slogans and w...
www.betootaadvocate.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Bazball is what England want to be.
Travball is what Australia already is.
And that is the end of it. 🏏 #Ashes
Travball is what Australia already is.
And that is the end of it. 🏏 #Ashes
Everton beat Manchester United 1-0 at Old Trafford with ten men because one player had a problem with his teammate. On the Bowyer-Dyer incident scale it was probably about a 3/10.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Everton beat Manchester United 1-0 at Old Trafford with ten men because one player had a problem with his teammate. On the Bowyer-Dyer incident scale it was probably about a 3/10.
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
Just realised that South Africa batted for more overs in their first innings against India than total overs combined for the whole first Ashes test.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Just realised that South Africa batted for more overs in their first innings against India than total overs combined for the whole first Ashes test.
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up, Charlie Brown
Watching the cricket and Tony de Zorzi definitely looks like he should be sitting in a hammock on some tropical beach sipping an ice cold beer and smoking a spliff. 🏏 #INDvSA
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Watching the cricket and Tony de Zorzi definitely looks like he should be sitting in a hammock on some tropical beach sipping an ice cold beer and smoking a spliff. 🏏 #INDvSA
Appealing to the lowest common denominator of uneducated racist bogan cooker is all Hanson has got. A truly odious and boorish cretin if ever there was one.
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Appealing to the lowest common denominator of uneducated racist bogan cooker is all Hanson has got. A truly odious and boorish cretin if ever there was one.
My air fryer arrived from Ninja while I was out today! Just got home and there it was sitting on the veranda in a safe place as per instructions. Woohoo!
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My air fryer arrived from Ninja while I was out today! Just got home and there it was sitting on the veranda in a safe place as per instructions. Woohoo!
I’m at one of my favourite bush spots, no one’s around, been for a nice walk and just made a brew. Oh and I’m listening to Melbourne’s own Split System. Doesn’t get much better than this.
Vol.1 by Split System on Apple Music
Album · 2022 · 11 Songs
music.apple.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m at one of my favourite bush spots, no one’s around, been for a nice walk and just made a brew. Oh and I’m listening to Melbourne’s own Split System. Doesn’t get much better than this.
Another lovely walk out bush done. Such a great day for it. It’s definitely my happy place.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Another lovely walk out bush done. Such a great day for it. It’s definitely my happy place.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
It’s called “Where’s Wally?” and in North America it’s “Where’s Waldo?” but here in Victoria it’s called “Where’s Dezi?” and no one can find him.
Three months without a trace: the many unanswered questions surrounding Dezi Freeman
As rumours whip around Victoria’s high country, police can’t rule out Freeman is still in the Porepunkah area, harboured by locals, but believe it’s unlikely
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It’s called “Where’s Wally?” and in North America it’s “Where’s Waldo?” but here in Victoria it’s called “Where’s Dezi?” and no one can find him.