Cosmic Clau
@cosmicclau.bsky.social
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
Pinned
Cosmic Clau
@cosmicclau.bsky.social
· Dec 11
My goal in life is to be as happy as Floyd devouring caramel fudge ice cream 😁🥰
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My last three brain cells:
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My last three brain cells:
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My toxic trait is needing to eat the flavor dust and chip crumbs out of the bottom of the bag, even if I know I'll make a mess in the process.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My toxic trait is needing to eat the flavor dust and chip crumbs out of the bottom of the bag, even if I know I'll make a mess in the process.
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I just had a brilliant idea, then noticed a squirrel outside, and now my idea is gone and I'm pretty sure that squirrel stole my nuts.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I just had a brilliant idea, then noticed a squirrel outside, and now my idea is gone and I'm pretty sure that squirrel stole my nuts.
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You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
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I worry that too many people have forgotten the true meaning of black Friday.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I worry that too many people have forgotten the true meaning of black Friday.
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Misplaced my reading glasses and inadvertently caught an afternoon manatee. 😬
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Misplaced my reading glasses and inadvertently caught an afternoon manatee. 😬
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🎶come with me
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
🎶come with me
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
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Look upon my works, ye mighty, it's dis pair (of pizza pies)
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Look upon my works, ye mighty, it's dis pair (of pizza pies)
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“bc he’s my work husband” i explain when asked why my colleague is crawling around on all fours
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“bc he’s my work husband” i explain when asked why my colleague is crawling around on all fours
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them: you should be ashamed of yourself
me: oh I absolutely am. but could you tell me which specific source of shame you're referring to
me: oh I absolutely am. but could you tell me which specific source of shame you're referring to
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
them: you should be ashamed of yourself
me: oh I absolutely am. but could you tell me which specific source of shame you're referring to
me: oh I absolutely am. but could you tell me which specific source of shame you're referring to
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Rusty says, hello der.
April 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Rusty says, hello der.
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My last 3 brain cells
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My last 3 brain cells
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Nobody can make me feel guilty but myself, your honor.
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Nobody can make me feel guilty but myself, your honor.
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Rusty would like to play.
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Rusty would like to play.
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My last three last brains cells.
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My last three last brains cells.
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reporter: what about the Epstein f-
shitler: quiet. you’re a terrible reporter
reporter: oh yeah? well you’re a terrible president
shitler:
*birds stop dead in flight. oceans part. locusts descend. wine turns to water. jesus returns, but just briefly
shitler: quiet. you’re a terrible reporter
reporter: oh yeah? well you’re a terrible president
shitler:
*birds stop dead in flight. oceans part. locusts descend. wine turns to water. jesus returns, but just briefly
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
reporter: what about the Epstein f-
shitler: quiet. you’re a terrible reporter
reporter: oh yeah? well you’re a terrible president
shitler:
*birds stop dead in flight. oceans part. locusts descend. wine turns to water. jesus returns, but just briefly
shitler: quiet. you’re a terrible reporter
reporter: oh yeah? well you’re a terrible president
shitler:
*birds stop dead in flight. oceans part. locusts descend. wine turns to water. jesus returns, but just briefly
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adorable if literal:moth balls
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
adorable if literal:moth balls
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i told someone here and i had a sex dream about them and they disappeared. for future reference, ive also had sex dreams about all of you that leave bad replies.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
i told someone here and i had a sex dream about them and they disappeared. for future reference, ive also had sex dreams about all of you that leave bad replies.
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tall trees donning fall foliage peek out from behind the walls of four different bonsai tree displays
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
tall trees donning fall foliage peek out from behind the walls of four different bonsai tree displays
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
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Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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So both Super Mario Galaxy AND Odyssey movies are coming out next year??
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So both Super Mario Galaxy AND Odyssey movies are coming out next year??