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cosmicclau.bsky.social
Cosmic Clau
@cosmicclau.bsky.social
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"Without hope, without witness, without reward" "The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter" Gen X hermit Dog Mum She/her Tired I found these on the floor https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 26d
Little baby nugget Floyd on my lap 🥰
Close up of Floyd sitting on my lap
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 15m
I could die from embarrassment if I hadn’t already died inside like twelve times already.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1d
This is THE list.

For me, also add 10 mm sockets.
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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d
My favorite things to lose and then buy more of and then lose again and then buy more until I suddenly find all of them at once are:
(in no particular order)
-chapstick
-nail clippers
-pocket knives
-scissors
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 5h
If you want to search a vengeful ghost you need a warrant signed by a grudge but seriously, all the business you have collected so far isn't unfinished enough to be admissable
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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 4h
You say "surprise" like it's a good thing.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 2h
You're beautiful when you're angry at that other guy.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 2h
My posts haven't been good this year or since 2015 really but you caught me at a bad time.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 6h
They want him at Walter Reed for the fucking meltdown when he doesn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 4h
Social media is just this century's boarding school, where kids get shipped off to "build character" and stay out of their parents' hair.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 51m
made it to the end of this work week on the nourishment and motivation provided by caffeine and suppressed rage
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1h
cutie fukn patootie ✨✨✨
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1h
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1h
Jasper is me
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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1h
Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1h
He is my entire heart 🧡
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h
Them: WWJD

Me: WWYDIYSWAHCAAOTBFCHHATOWTFHITSWAMFALBOMAHDG
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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 6h
can’t help but wonder who my haters are around here
and like why would you hate a person that puts kine bud in my birthday piñata
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 3h
My retirement home is likely a cardboard box under a bridge.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 3h
Just know, after you have children you will never have scotch tape in your house again.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4h
“It’s not a competition”

- losers
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14h
Name your kid Igor, and they'll always have a job.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14h
I'd be more upset by the prospect of Bsky dissolving if it was anything more than a figment of my imagination.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 11h
If you create enough figurines out of clay, they eventually come to life and orchestrate your demise.

Hopefully.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 11h
Sometimes the old man is the C.
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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · Sep 6
My circle is just me and my inner demons
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 11h
them: One can hope.

me: Sure, why not.
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