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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 2h

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3h

Brain damage is probably my most endearing quality.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Jul 9

I only dm dick pics on LinkedIn.

And even there, it’s wearing a suit.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Nov 22

Gonna start working out today, so I’ll do a push-up, and then a sit-up if I’m not too winded. Maybe.

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The General Goodsman @generalstoreman.bsky.social · 2h

New: Zionist booked a zionist, another zionist and a third zionist for a roundtable on Gaza. Her first major move

max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 14h

New: Bari Weiss booked Hillary Clinton, Mike Pompeo, and Antony Blinken for a roundtable on Gaza, her first major move at CBS.

Notably on a CBS call today in which the panel was floated, one producer also repeatedly emphasized the need to hear from Palestinians in Gaza (Weiss did not respond).

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2h

Coworker: is this AI? *shows me a video of MLK issuing the Stone Cold Stunner to The Undertaker before flicking him off*

Me: no, that happened

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 2h

In dozens of countries, on every continent but Antarctica.

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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 4h

As someone else pointed out, notwithstanding anything else, this hero has at a stroke reclaimed amphibians for progressives from fucking Pepe.

Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 4h

’He is not the hero we deserve, but he is the one that we need right now.’

The Portland Frog, a guy in an inflatable frog costume, facing off against ICE troops in riot gear.

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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 4h

Posting vague clickbait headlines?

Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 13h

You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned

Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires. Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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Billy Bell @billybell99.bsky.social · 4h

People who still use VLOOKUP instead of XLOOKUP.

Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 13h

You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned

Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires. Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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Tom @tommymagicpants.bsky.social · 4h

Putting cheese on fruit cake.

Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 13h

You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned

Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires. Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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Cult Papa @cult-papa.com · 4d

nice good time you were having, be a shame if too many sounds occurred at once

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Q. McLamore @ghawinriver.bsky.social · 1d

But bluntly speaking, even if being gay or being trans WAS a choice with zero biological basis, conversion therapy would still be wrong, because coercive therapy in general is wrong! Even if you COULD have effective results for "ex-gays," it would STILL be immoral and cruel!

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 4h

FROGS TOGETHER STRONG 🐸🐸

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 8h

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @assassin-ace.wtf · 1d

makeup tip: go to sleep in your makeup for a natural fresh from the ditch look in the morning

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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social · 4h

possible alternative soundtrack

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRL...

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Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 4h

It's like he's doing what the previous Administration should've done to the insurrectionists to prevent another insurrection but instead to chill any future attempts to stop insurrection

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15h

trump was prosecuted for real crimes and now he's punishing the people who prosecuted him with fake crimes

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 4h

Girrrrrl, you're missing out!

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 2d

waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what

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Michael Svane - Council of Eddies. @supersvanen.bsky.social · 4h

That's why all women have autism.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Hanniba-LINA Lecter 💀 @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 4h

The U.K. has like 347 weapons export licenses with Israel and only discontinued like 30 lmao

Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 5h

The foreign secretary says the UK has been contributing to the peace process.

No. What the UK govt has been contributing to is the extermination of the Palestinian people.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 13h

RFK Jr. has a new theory on autism. He thinks circumcision could be a factor.

It confirms what many of us have suspected for a long time.

They genuinely believe their brains are in their dicks.

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 9h

Man, one of these days, I'm gonna invent a Social Media without the rabbit holes…

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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social · 20h

the dumb lil jokes get us through the dark times

and also help us celebrate the good times!

medium times? buddy, you guessed it: dumb lil jokes.

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 20h

and if you piss more of us off, we’ll keep all the best bangers on mastodon 😠

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