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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump πŸ§šβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜ˆπŸŒΎ
@fairygodmegan.bsky.social
β€’Fairy Bitch
β€’SHITPOSTER
β€’Technically, Megan
β€’Incredibly Stressful
β€’Clout Goblin Princess
β€’Here for the hot gay goss
β€’Equally known and unknowable
β€’Honorarily dubbed: "The Cerebral Shitposter" by @matrixman124.hellthread.vet
β€’LCSW
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HELLO AND THANK YOU TO ALL MY NEW AND OLD FOLLOWERS ALIKE! IF YOU PLAN TO PARTICIPATE IN ALL THAT IS ME, IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU REVIEW JUST A FEW ITEMS FIRST. IF YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS, PLEASE ALSO LIKE THIS POST AND COMMENT BELOW πŸ§šβ€β™€οΈ ✨ :
I can't make any promises, but I think she and dad are in an open relationship, but I'm not supposed to know that. I will see what I can do!
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Nobody's perfect, remember that everybody, you are all valid even when you are invalid:
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
And three diff kinds of Doc Martens
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I think that's just so very important.
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Well that's because you're so cute and charming
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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it’s definitely @fairygodmegan.bsky.social’s fault, but i am listening to the places you have come to fear the most.

this album definitely reminds me of a weird phase where i moved into my asshole best friend’s living room and lived on his couch back in my 20s. he used to call me a cult leader 🫣
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I contain multitudes and all of them want to gaslight Walmart Mike's followers.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
In tandem with the reality that marginalized/working poor children are still consistently blocked from accessing a proper education, due to factors like childhood trauma/neurodivergence/adult prejudices, this AI movement is especially egregious.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This really feels like the newest most comprehensive attack on suppressing/literally stunting critical thinking skills. Like it's so actively hostile against everyone's right to a good education and problem solving skills.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Truly truly insane. At no point did any of us bring trans identity into the discussion so...wtf
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'm just sad I didn't get a chance to send them minion memes
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Fair, how about suck my dick,

Is it realistic enough to you that I know what "suck my dick" means?
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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She's so goddamn right.
this is why we need to teach all men how to play d&d, so they can go make shit up and roll dice about it without blowing up countries or schools
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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LOL, I'm sorry I haven't been on Facebook since 2016, so I don't really know how to entertain you people
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
FYI on this TERF if you don't already have her blocked
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Oh so you're a fucking TERF TOO FUCKKIINNGGG GROSS DOG WHISTLING TECHNOPHILE CUNNNTT
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Why is Bsky so fucking quirky...it's nauseating.

Bsky is literally Zooey Deschanel circa 2012
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I'm 14. My mom says I'm allowed to be creative online
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Also my dad said that y'all "post like you drink boxed wine by the gallon"
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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lol
August 27, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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You’re speaking to Walmart Mike, the guy who develops security tech for Walmart and claims to be a prison abolitionist and anarchist.

He’s just a giant egotist who holds grudges forever and comes back days later to make bad dunks on because he’s been stewing on whatever discourse happened for days
November 15, 2023 at 1:28 AM
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Ironic because if I remember correctly we call him walmart mike because he makes surveillance tech to make regular walmart employees lives worse
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
She went to the 2001, 2002, 2003, AND 2004 Warped Tour
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Yeah, especially because that's my mom's favorite band
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I didn't check that, I'm glad I don't know LOL
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM