Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚♂️😈🌾
@fairygodmegan.bsky.social
•Fairy Bitch
•SHITPOSTER
•Technically, Megan
•Incredibly Stressful
•Clout Goblin Princess
•Here for the hot gay goss
•Equally known and unknowable
•Honorarily dubbed: "The Cerebral Shitposter" by @matrixman124.hellthread.vet
•LCSW
•SHITPOSTER
•Technically, Megan
•Incredibly Stressful
•Clout Goblin Princess
•Here for the hot gay goss
•Equally known and unknowable
•Honorarily dubbed: "The Cerebral Shitposter" by @matrixman124.hellthread.vet
•LCSW
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"Fur Elise? That's a specific reference. No way they are under 200 years old."
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Get their asses !!
Also LLMs can't even do math.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Get their asses !!
A genius investigator came into play at one point and said "....she referenced Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional...which is a very specific reference, there's no way she's younger than 25"
...as though naming any song at all wouldn't be a "specific reference" ????????
...as though naming any song at all wouldn't be a "specific reference" ????????
Siri, play Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A genius investigator came into play at one point and said "....she referenced Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional...which is a very specific reference, there's no way she's younger than 25"
...as though naming any song at all wouldn't be a "specific reference" ????????
...as though naming any song at all wouldn't be a "specific reference" ????????
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My mom loves dashboard confessional, and I love them too, it's our special band. She's going to take me to see them if I can get all As and Bs this year.
OK she referred to Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional, she is far over even 25. That is hyper specific.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My mom loves dashboard confessional, and I love them too, it's our special band. She's going to take me to see them if I can get all As and Bs this year.
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Are you threatening to dox me??? LOL
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Are you threatening to dox me??? LOL
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Also my dad said that y'all "post like you drink boxed wine by the gallon"
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Also my dad said that y'all "post like you drink boxed wine by the gallon"
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I called him reptar because my dad said his avi looks like reptar and to call him that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I called him reptar because my dad said his avi looks like reptar and to call him that.
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We cannot contain multitudes because we are female service providers
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
We cannot contain multitudes because we are female service providers
Actually, pretending to be a 14 year old girl as several 50 something-women came to the aid of fragile & vulnerable Walmart Mike by crying bullying...
Was pretty effective at first lol. They did start blocking me and I had hope once again.
Was pretty effective at first lol. They did start blocking me and I had hope once again.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Actually, pretending to be a 14 year old girl as several 50 something-women came to the aid of fragile & vulnerable Walmart Mike by crying bullying...
Was pretty effective at first lol. They did start blocking me and I had hope once again.
Was pretty effective at first lol. They did start blocking me and I had hope once again.
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that's cool and all but now we have computers that can compute using quantum physics somehow. everyone knows the harder to explain the science is the better it is
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
that's cool and all but now we have computers that can compute using quantum physics somehow. everyone knows the harder to explain the science is the better it is
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It sucks and is bad, actually. And it's terrible for the humans who use it regularly. But I guess I'm just worried about the spirituality that I don't feel?
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It sucks and is bad, actually. And it's terrible for the humans who use it regularly. But I guess I'm just worried about the spirituality that I don't feel?
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Ah yes, randomly matching letters based on observed distributions of letters definitely isn't math but it's certainly how language works. Now if you'll excuse me I'm late to the first day of linguistics class.
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Ah yes, randomly matching letters based on observed distributions of letters definitely isn't math but it's certainly how language works. Now if you'll excuse me I'm late to the first day of linguistics class.
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Siri, play Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Siri, play Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional
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apparently, I'm glad I missed whatever it was that this is that I missed....
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
apparently, I'm glad I missed whatever it was that this is that I missed....
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Lmao walmart mike jump scare
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Lmao walmart mike jump scare
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hmmm “all human knowledge is stored in the balls”
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
hmmm “all human knowledge is stored in the balls”
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lol they posted this a month ago 😂
Reminder block this account as it a well known bad faith troll and a rightwing plant account. Mike is a wallmart it employee not the info security expert he claims.
He is also a well known conspiracy theorist.
He is also a well known conspiracy theorist.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
lol they posted this a month ago 😂
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@britculpsapp.bsky.social he waffled back and forth about if his original take that I'm too hot for my own good was true or not true, clearly while skimming through my media tab
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
@britculpsapp.bsky.social he waffled back and forth about if his original take that I'm too hot for my own good was true or not true, clearly while skimming through my media tab
Oh dear god, thank fuck. I love Tay so much because I'm too dummy coded to figure this out myself lol
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Oh dear god, thank fuck. I love Tay so much because I'm too dummy coded to figure this out myself lol
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Walmart Mike consciously didn't block me because he wanted to continue harassing me via he and his followers. This isn't something that can be solved with one block at a time on my part, if he continues to hyperfixate. Will the people who don't have him blocked yet help me report him for harassment?
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Walmart Mike consciously didn't block me because he wanted to continue harassing me via he and his followers. This isn't something that can be solved with one block at a time on my part, if he continues to hyperfixate. Will the people who don't have him blocked yet help me report him for harassment?
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Only men are allowed to joke around/lightly mock. If a woman does it, it's bullying, and it's a triple capital felony punishable by death.... or worse: exhausting interactions with people who apparently are having their first day on the internet.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Only men are allowed to joke around/lightly mock. If a woman does it, it's bullying, and it's a triple capital felony punishable by death.... or worse: exhausting interactions with people who apparently are having their first day on the internet.
Legendary.
You learn a lot of things when you follow @fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Like that you're jokes are bad, or that there's a guy with the moniker "Walmart Mike" with takes so dogshit that Will Stancil has him blocked
Like that you're jokes are bad, or that there's a guy with the moniker "Walmart Mike" with takes so dogshit that Will Stancil has him blocked
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Legendary.
Walmart Mike consciously didn't block me because he wanted to continue harassing me via he and his followers. This isn't something that can be solved with one block at a time on my part, if he continues to hyperfixate. Will the people who don't have him blocked yet help me report him for harassment?
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Walmart Mike consciously didn't block me because he wanted to continue harassing me via he and his followers. This isn't something that can be solved with one block at a time on my part, if he continues to hyperfixate. Will the people who don't have him blocked yet help me report him for harassment?
They're still going too. It's going on like 11 different people, because he cried bullying and abuse
having 3-5 people show up in replies is apparently “siccing” people on a poster, now. can’t help but wonder if he kept harassing all of them or if that was just something he reserves for queer women? 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
They're still going too. It's going on like 11 different people, because he cried bullying and abuse
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well you see, it started because she’s a woman. but then the hotter someone is the weirder people get about it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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