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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6h

LOLOL. You are right. Didn't he like dudes??

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 6h

He was literally masturbating in public LOL

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 8h

Also, only Diogenes would require this kind of clarification

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

Who purchased him? Or who his family purchased before the "debasement of coinage" debacle ??

Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 9h

And he ended his life managing the household and educating the children of the man who purchased him at a slave market, the man who Diogenes said “needs a master” when he saw him.

Also, and I say this whenever I can, according to Epictetus he “drew men’s eyes with his body”, so maybe he was hot?

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Magos Dominus Lycanthotepus @lycanthotep.bsky.social · 7h

Absoluto goblin! O troll mais famoso da grécia antiga.

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 1d

Diogenes was batshit. That dude was born rich & in adulthood renounced his inherited wealth to become the most stubborn & disgusting homeless man who ever lived. He slept in a ceramic jar.

He also:

(ctd in thread for more fun facts about Diogenes 👇)

Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Nov 2

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 7h

Awww what a sweetie!!

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 8h

I would fucking love that.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 8h

Yes, not bad at all!!

You're keeping your hair nice and tidy too I see.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 8h

Also, only Diogenes would require this kind of clarification

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

Who purchased him? Or who his family purchased before the "debasement of coinage" debacle ??

Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 9h

And he ended his life managing the household and educating the children of the man who purchased him at a slave market, the man who Diogenes said “needs a master” when he saw him.

Also, and I say this whenever I can, according to Epictetus he “drew men’s eyes with his body”, so maybe he was hot?

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 8h

Cute.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 8h

Incredible how much you could pull off back in the day as a broke person with no resources at all.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 8h

Yes! for some reason, I always assumed that was because he was Caesar LOL. But also, it just as easily makes sense that a group of pirates would have no idea who they're even stealing and it's just a pragmatic meets improvisational call.

What was he doing on a boat? Was he traveling around?

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 8h

No that answered my question, thank you. I did not know about the pirates thing LOL.

Why did they steal him...just cause it was easy and he was right there or because of his notoriety and weirdness

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 8h

Wowowowowowowow

Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 9h

Oh- Diogenes was captured by pirates and sold as a slave later in life, even though friends of his offered to pay for his freedom.

(If that’s what you’re asking, I apologize for any confusion. I’m good at being unclear)

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

Who purchased him? Or who his family purchased before the "debasement of coinage" debacle ??

Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 9h

And he ended his life managing the household and educating the children of the man who purchased him at a slave market, the man who Diogenes said “needs a master” when he saw him.

Also, and I say this whenever I can, according to Epictetus he “drew men’s eyes with his body”, so maybe he was hot?

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

Hope it's alright if I call you Ed

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

Wait what. I'm too hot to understand your line of logic E.d.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

I look to forward to the day.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

That's really fucking cool.

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

Pretty ironic. All that big talky talk

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

Boob*

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

LOLOL

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

My knockers don't do anything, other than remind me that blouses are not designed for ppl with my chest to waist ratio according to all shops.

I was just curious how we jumped from teeth to breathing apparatus

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

It'll cost "2500 out of pocket up front or else we cannot proceed with your nipple implant"

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

Bing bang boom

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 9h

Wait how would that work

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