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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 6h

Tag yourself! I’m a jackanape!

Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 6h

Starting a new social network and we’re not going to let any n’er do wells, jackanapes, or scoundrels join.

That way we can get rid of all the losers, and the cool n’er do wells, jackanapes, and scoundrels can stay here and we can have some fun.

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 9h

The words are from magazines from the 1920s to the 60s, the woman is Anne Baxter (I think?) from a ‘40s chesterfield ad

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 10h

Help- antifa has blown up the Burnside Bridge, it’s getting cold and I can hear the folk punk bands striking up their mandolins. I can feel their hunger for flesh in the air, mingling with the mad shouts of crazed nude bikers and the scent of the rebel food cart encampment. God save Portland.

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 10h

Today’s art is perfectly innocent words

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 14h

Saw an anti-porn commercial on YouTube and it solved my porn addiction because now I just spite jerk it to the Liven ads.

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 11h

I’m not sure what he was up to on the boat, but I’m sure he made an impression on everyone there!

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 11h

I think it was an “on the wrong ship at the wrong time” situation. Doesn’t seem uncommon, a few centuries later same thing happened to Caesar.

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 11h

Oh- Diogenes was captured by pirates and sold as a slave later in life, even though friends of his offered to pay for his freedom.

(If that’s what you’re asking, I apologize for any confusion. I’m good at being unclear)

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 11h

And he ended his life managing the household and educating the children of the man who purchased him at a slave market, the man who Diogenes said “needs a master” when he saw him.

Also, and I say this whenever I can, according to Epictetus he “drew men’s eyes with his body”, so maybe he was hot?

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 13h

I’m gonna have to look out for those!

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, thats the one. We watched like 45 seconds of it because we were so gobsmacked by the damn thing

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 14h

I was shocked to see it honestly

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 14h

Saw an anti-porn commercial on YouTube and it solved my porn addiction because now I just spite jerk it to the Liven ads.

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 14h

Seitan has unfairly suffered under the gluten free craze, pretty sure big soy was behind the whole thing

Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 14h

Failing the purity test because I’m alloyed with chromium for rust resistance

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

They didn’t help build it though because it was built by….volunteer labor in religious service

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

There were still wooly mammoths when the great pyramids of Egypt were being built!

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

The Gender in the Iron Mask is a great sequel imho

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

Amazing they can strip it down more because every Tesla I’ve been in feels like a matchbox car that was in a teleporter accident with an iPad

InsideEVs @insideevs.com · 1d

Tesla's more affordable Model Y could start around the $40,000 mark. What's the magic number that it should really aim for in an increasingly competitive market?

insideevs.com/news/774867/...

Tesla's More Affordable Model Y Arrives Today. Here's What We Expect

Today on Critical Materials: Tesla's affordable Model Y is expected today, Xiaomi sets sights on luxury brands and Tesla could lose insurance arm in California.

insideevs.com

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

I stopped wearing wigs as much since then and have also gotten significantly hotter, but this always cracks me up

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

Some time ago I thought it would be funny to make a Colin Robinson to Nadia transition timeline but then I realized, oh. Oh no. That’s what my timeline is.

A transition timeline, with old bald Callie trying to be a guy, and fresh faced black haired gal Callie wearing a scowl, with matching Colin Robinson and Nadia pics beneath both

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

Now I wanna know what the plural is!

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

As the three muskequeers say, “Transgender for one, and transgender for all!”

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 1d

Hug right back!

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