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Philip Bite Marks

@philipmarks87.bsky.social

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I love my dog. I lost some fingers. I hate this country. Fuck off libs and conservatives. 🤙 he/him Probably reading something good📚💙 #art #charcoal #chalk Prints available here: https://2-philip-marks.pixels.com/

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · Mar 1

Fuck ai. Fuck Ukraine. Fuck zelenskyy. Fuck israel. Fuck trump. Fuck musk. Fuck Dems. Fuck Republicans. Fuck CNN and MSNBC. Fuck fox news. Fuck the Senate and the House. Fuck the scotus and the executive branch of dysfunction. Fuck all of it.

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 7h

Hamburger Help me!

Meme created by me 😏 3 vertical slides. The top is of an older woman who has fallen down from the life alert commercials in the 90s and a speech bubble that says "hamburger Help me!" The middle is the four fingered white glove mascot from Hamburger Helper holding a spoon on a red background
The bottom slide is another older woman from a similar life alert commercial as a testimonial saying "my husband is alive today because of Hamburger Helper"

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 2h

Bonding moment

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 2h

Yo. Mallowmars.

This or something with chocolate and peanut butter like the tag alongs

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 3h

Name a game as classic as fetch. I'll wait

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 2h

Bluesky Classic

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 16h

Say what you will about the tenets of instances, you gotta admit the Mastodon outreach is impeccable

🎃 The Pantastic Mr. Pox 🦠 @mrfox.bsky.social · 16h

Why don’t you be a fucking man and learn mastodon already you piece of garbage, bills aren’t as important as

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 2h

I think my next witchy drawing is gonna be pretty sweet

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 3h

Yes, but we still play fetch

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 3h

Name a game as classic as fetch. I'll wait

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 7h

arachniShaqist

Photoshopped image of Shaq's head on the body of a very hairy spider on a leaf

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 8h

Are we all Shaqists?

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 4h

Yesss, I’m an Ursula K Leguinist when it comes to anarchy, but for arachnidy? Hell yeah I’m all Shaq all the way

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 7h

arachniShaqist

Photoshopped image of Shaq's head on the body of a very hairy spider on a leaf

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 5h

Subconsciously inspired by @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social

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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 6h

limp bizkit frontman Fred Drust whenever he has an unsuccessful date: welp, thats just the way the nookie fumbles

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 6h

RIP

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✨the daniel✨ @intelectconfig.wtf · 6h

excuse me you can’t just smile and nod and appreciate my banter, i need you to press the right buttons about it too.

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 14h

When you get old enough, suddenly every day of the year seems like a date you're supposed to remember for some reason.

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, I have a dog named John

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 6h

Mmm, stinky penis treats

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Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 8h

Shitpost from the gut or the heart?

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 6h

Yep, and only one hero can save her!

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 7h

Hamburger Help me!

Meme created by me 😏 3 vertical slides. The top is of an older woman who has fallen down from the life alert commercials in the 90s and a speech bubble that says "hamburger Help me!" The middle is the four fingered white glove mascot from Hamburger Helper holding a spoon on a red background
The bottom slide is another older woman from a similar life alert commercial as a testimonial saying "my husband is alive today because of Hamburger Helper"

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 7h

😆 I appreciate that

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 7h

I love my 10 year old hydroflask and my 15 year old nalgene 😆🤷

Philip Bite Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 7h

🙂🤘