FauxNewdAlt
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pfp: black n white cat face
bp: geese flying in gray sky
pfp: black n white cat face
bp: geese flying in gray sky
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I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you
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watching "mr. snuggles" during mcds playground joy, his derpy face cracks me up 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
watching "mr. snuggles" during mcds playground joy, his derpy face cracks me up 🤣
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going through my records and calculating the refund on my yearly yearnings
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
going through my records and calculating the refund on my yearly yearnings
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Champ looking handsome after being groomed today at Puppy Clips Grooming in Salem, Oregon.
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Champ looking handsome after being groomed today at Puppy Clips Grooming in Salem, Oregon.
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What's the difference between my jokes and yogurt?
Yogurt has culture...
Yogurt has culture...
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
What's the difference between my jokes and yogurt?
Yogurt has culture...
Yogurt has culture...
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My turkey recipe calls for an apple and an onion to be stuffed into the cavity of the turkey.
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My turkey recipe calls for an apple and an onion to be stuffed into the cavity of the turkey.
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".
I assert my dominance by saying, "Take that shit up there, you dirty bird. Take it all".
my skeets have the effervescence of graffitied walls in public loos
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
my skeets have the effervescence of graffitied walls in public loos
feels:
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
feels:
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
Root beer or cream soda?
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Root beer or cream soda?
if you slap me on the ass, you better call me susan
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
if you slap me on the ass, you better call me susan
looking back now I can see me
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
looking back now I can see me
*juggles knives just to feel something*
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
*juggles knives just to feel something*
Epistemologically, makeup is solipsistic.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Epistemologically, makeup is solipsistic.
if you’re lost you can look but you won’t find me (probably)
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
if you’re lost you can look but you won’t find me (probably)
*turns wine into water*
-my sacrificial liver
-my sacrificial liver
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
*turns wine into water*
-my sacrificial liver
-my sacrificial liver
*gives you something to believe in*
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
*gives you something to believe in*
*cuts my hair* (almost)
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
*cuts my hair* (almost)
I’m a freak flag flyer.
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’m a freak flag flyer.
On Bsky, we are soulmoots.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
On Bsky, we are soulmoots.
Who/what helps your happy?
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Who/what helps your happy?
*smashes pumpkins*
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
*smashes pumpkins*
Crunch ‘n Munch or Fiddle Faddle?
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Crunch ‘n Munch or Fiddle Faddle?
Skeets warp spacetime continuum.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Skeets warp spacetime continuum.