TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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@twosense.bsky.social has swears! They've used 732 profanities in their last 25,055 posts.
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
WARNING ‼️
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When you’re an adult, you can eat chocolate chips straight from the bag and no one can stop you.
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
When you’re an adult, you can eat chocolate chips straight from the bag and no one can stop you.
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“would you eat human butter?”
Yes, you had me at “would you eat”
Yes, you had me at “would you eat”
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
“would you eat human butter?”
Yes, you had me at “would you eat”
Yes, you had me at “would you eat”
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Well,I'm not young and hot anymore, but I stomped the rest of the office in rock n roll trivia. What can I say, I was with the band. 😉
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Well,I'm not young and hot anymore, but I stomped the rest of the office in rock n roll trivia. What can I say, I was with the band. 😉
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Look at this perfect pizza I made last night using our Piezano pizza oven (cheapy and works great!) and the husband’s homemade pizza dough. I pre-sautéed the mushrooms a little. #dinner
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Look at this perfect pizza I made last night using our Piezano pizza oven (cheapy and works great!) and the husband’s homemade pizza dough. I pre-sautéed the mushrooms a little. #dinner
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My everyday moment of joy.
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
My everyday moment of joy.
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I am reposting older photos of my grandson Chase and adding the Alt Text so I can always say I walk the walk.
After I'm done, it's all over for you breetches.
For fuck's sake.
After I'm done, it's all over for you breetches.
For fuck's sake.
February 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I am reposting older photos of my grandson Chase and adding the Alt Text so I can always say I walk the walk.
After I'm done, it's all over for you breetches.
For fuck's sake.
After I'm done, it's all over for you breetches.
For fuck's sake.
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The perfect dress doesn't exi-
February 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The perfect dress doesn't exi-
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got a bird cam and i'm just feeling really owned by various birds in my yard, a bird simp as the kids say
February 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
got a bird cam and i'm just feeling really owned by various birds in my yard, a bird simp as the kids say
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donating a pier (giving berth)
February 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
donating a pier (giving berth)
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Getting better at making pizzas!!
February 6, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Getting better at making pizzas!!
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Things have a way of being stuff.
February 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Things have a way of being stuff.
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On cheat day, pizza is my go to!!! 🍕
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
On cheat day, pizza is my go to!!! 🍕
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Now for a moment of Zen
Davenport Landing Beach
Davenport California USA
February 5th 2026
Davenport Landing Beach
Davenport California USA
February 5th 2026
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Now for a moment of Zen
Davenport Landing Beach
Davenport California USA
February 5th 2026
Davenport Landing Beach
Davenport California USA
February 5th 2026
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Chasing the sun home.
Tonight is curry night!
Tonight is curry night!
February 6, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Chasing the sun home.
Tonight is curry night!
Tonight is curry night!
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Why don't you lift skeez nuts 🏆👑 Congratulations @sicburns2.bsky.social from @twosense.bsky.social
Turns out “Wind Beneath My Wings” is really about a ski-jumper serenading his crotch
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Why don't you lift skeez nuts 🏆👑 Congratulations @sicburns2.bsky.social from @twosense.bsky.social
I was kind of young to remember the dark ages (pre happy meal era)
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I was kind of young to remember the dark ages (pre happy meal era)
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Can we stop calling them ‘sex pests’ and just stick with ‘predators’
Please and thank you
Please and thank you
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Can we stop calling them ‘sex pests’ and just stick with ‘predators’
Please and thank you
Please and thank you
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Get in loser, the street lights are on and your mom told me to come find you
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Get in loser, the street lights are on and your mom told me to come find you
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If Bluesky is a restroom your account is the rectum splatter in the bowl of stall 2.
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 AM
If Bluesky is a restroom your account is the rectum splatter in the bowl of stall 2.
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🎶 You're the devil in me I brought in from the cold 🎶
February 6, 2026 at 9:11 AM
🎶 You're the devil in me I brought in from the cold 🎶
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Them: What has surprised you about adulthood
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Them: What has surprised you about adulthood
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand