TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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@twosense.bsky.social has swears! They've used 732 profanities in their last 25,055 posts.
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
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... why is there a massive amount of cat vomit right outside my door ????
February 7, 2026 at 12:52 PM
... why is there a massive amount of cat vomit right outside my door ????
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Gather the stars,
stitch night
with my ache.
Let the world see
how a heart can break.
stitch night
with my ache.
Let the world see
how a heart can break.
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Gather the stars,
stitch night
with my ache.
Let the world see
how a heart can break.
stitch night
with my ache.
Let the world see
how a heart can break.
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Ladies, stop letting men disappoint you and put you down… for free
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Ladies, stop letting men disappoint you and put you down… for free
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I did a good time on the NYT Sunday crossword.
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I did a good time on the NYT Sunday crossword.
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She was dusk trying to remember the dawn
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 AM
She was dusk trying to remember the dawn
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Forget the wrinkles, I have memories I'd like to erase.
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Forget the wrinkles, I have memories I'd like to erase.
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February 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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made homemade pizza for the first time and I’m here to report, we’re never going back.
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
made homemade pizza for the first time and I’m here to report, we’re never going back.
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My cat won’t eat people food but he loves to run up on me when I’m eating and smell my food and pretend to throw up.
This is just one of his many crimes that I cannot punish him for because his brain is too small.
My goal is to one day find a way to enlarge him so we can fight, man to giant cat
This is just one of his many crimes that I cannot punish him for because his brain is too small.
My goal is to one day find a way to enlarge him so we can fight, man to giant cat
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 AM
My cat won’t eat people food but he loves to run up on me when I’m eating and smell my food and pretend to throw up.
This is just one of his many crimes that I cannot punish him for because his brain is too small.
My goal is to one day find a way to enlarge him so we can fight, man to giant cat
This is just one of his many crimes that I cannot punish him for because his brain is too small.
My goal is to one day find a way to enlarge him so we can fight, man to giant cat
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Y’all mind if this white boy makes some butter chicken pizza?
February 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Y’all mind if this white boy makes some butter chicken pizza?
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my 8 yr old called the toilet her "poo poo couch"
February 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
my 8 yr old called the toilet her "poo poo couch"
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Former Styx vocalist Dennis DeYoung has written a Bowie-themed song about the fees he owes to the musicians union called All DeYoung’s Dues.
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Former Styx vocalist Dennis DeYoung has written a Bowie-themed song about the fees he owes to the musicians union called All DeYoung’s Dues.
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I’m going to have some pizza and wine about it
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I’m going to have some pizza and wine about it
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Hey, so…I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can be a pervert without being a creep.
February 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Hey, so…I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can be a pervert without being a creep.
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So much detail painting.
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
So much detail painting.
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you all are awful, except you… you’re perfect. yes you
February 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
you all are awful, except you… you’re perfect. yes you
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in case y'all have never been told, i'm a feature not a bug
February 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
in case y'all have never been told, i'm a feature not a bug
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smiles youll give
and tears youll cry
and tears youll cry
February 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
smiles youll give
and tears youll cry
and tears youll cry
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🎶 It's fun to stay at the...
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
🎶 It's fun to stay at the...
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Champagne ham, mushroom, baby spinach, capsicum, and black cherry tomato white pizza 🍕🍽️🍜
February 7, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Champagne ham, mushroom, baby spinach, capsicum, and black cherry tomato white pizza 🍕🍽️🍜
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putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
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Too much pepperoni?
February 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Too much pepperoni?
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Pesto pizza with chicken and bacon 🍕🍽️🍜
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Pesto pizza with chicken and bacon 🍕🍽️🍜