TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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@twosense.bsky.social has swears! They've used 732 profanities in their last 25,055 posts.
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
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let’s grab a pizza and head off into the sunset
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
let’s grab a pizza and head off into the sunset
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Cooked up a pizza for my dad, who flew out to see me sing tomorrow night! Also cooked one for my wife and one for myself, the latter of which is the second pic and the former of which is not pictured.
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Cooked up a pizza for my dad, who flew out to see me sing tomorrow night! Also cooked one for my wife and one for myself, the latter of which is the second pic and the former of which is not pictured.
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A homemade pizza makes Mondays more bearable.
P.S. Yes, it’s burrata, not mayonnaise, you heathens.
P.S. Yes, it’s burrata, not mayonnaise, you heathens.
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
A homemade pizza makes Mondays more bearable.
P.S. Yes, it’s burrata, not mayonnaise, you heathens.
P.S. Yes, it’s burrata, not mayonnaise, you heathens.
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The Internet says it’s National Pizza Day, so who am I to argue?
Crumbled hot Italian sausage, bell pepper, onion, whole milk mozz/white cheddar blend, parm after the bake
Crumbled hot Italian sausage, bell pepper, onion, whole milk mozz/white cheddar blend, parm after the bake
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
The Internet says it’s National Pizza Day, so who am I to argue?
Crumbled hot Italian sausage, bell pepper, onion, whole milk mozz/white cheddar blend, parm after the bake
Crumbled hot Italian sausage, bell pepper, onion, whole milk mozz/white cheddar blend, parm after the bake
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Brb, gonna death roll some pizza ❤️🐊
Help yourself to a slice~
Help yourself to a slice~
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Brb, gonna death roll some pizza ❤️🐊
Help yourself to a slice~
Help yourself to a slice~
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Celebrating national pizza day with a second meal composed of pizza.
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Celebrating national pizza day with a second meal composed of pizza.
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Like, fuck it all, but aesthetically
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Like, fuck it all, but aesthetically
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I hope You Experience many Blessings this week...
#Blessings #NewWeek ✨️ #Possibilities ✨️ #Gratitude ✨️ #Love #Abundance ✨️
#Blessings #NewWeek ✨️ #Possibilities ✨️ #Gratitude ✨️ #Love #Abundance ✨️
a picture of flowers with a happy new week message
ALT: a picture of flowers with a happy new week message
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February 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Pizza Monday sounds good to me!
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Pizza Monday sounds good to me!
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For National Pizza Day 🍕, please accept these offerings I made this weekend for my birthday.
The “Ankh-Fourpork” (pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and bacon).
Pesto pizza with chicken and bacon.
White pizza with ham, mushrooms, black cherry tomatoes, capsicum, and baby spinach.
The “Ankh-Fourpork” (pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and bacon).
Pesto pizza with chicken and bacon.
White pizza with ham, mushrooms, black cherry tomatoes, capsicum, and baby spinach.
February 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
For National Pizza Day 🍕, please accept these offerings I made this weekend for my birthday.
The “Ankh-Fourpork” (pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and bacon).
Pesto pizza with chicken and bacon.
White pizza with ham, mushrooms, black cherry tomatoes, capsicum, and baby spinach.
The “Ankh-Fourpork” (pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and bacon).
Pesto pizza with chicken and bacon.
White pizza with ham, mushrooms, black cherry tomatoes, capsicum, and baby spinach.
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And also roses waiting in the new timeline... and a free pizza...
She doesn't want roses. She wants to be whisked away to a different timeline
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
And also roses waiting in the new timeline... and a free pizza...
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Whoever put in this drafts folder overestimated the amount of effort I put into my skeets.
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Whoever put in this drafts folder overestimated the amount of effort I put into my skeets.
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My a capella trio is so versatile that we can even sing about grits in three part hominy.
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
My a capella trio is so versatile that we can even sing about grits in three part hominy.
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My valentine
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
My valentine
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who are you going as for pizza day?
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
who are you going as for pizza day?
I just wanna follow you around while farting and scrolling my phone and sometimes sticking my feet in your face for no reason.
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I just wanna follow you around while farting and scrolling my phone and sometimes sticking my feet in your face for no reason.
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It’s National Pizza Day. Let’s go!
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
It’s National Pizza Day. Let’s go!
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(banging gavel in parliament) my friends should not be allowed to go to bed before me
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
(banging gavel in parliament) my friends should not be allowed to go to bed before me
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im floating in a
most peculiar way
most peculiar way
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
im floating in a
most peculiar way
most peculiar way
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I swear someone said National Pizza Day. Anyway… this is how I really enjoy my onions on a pizza: red & thinly sliced, though caramelized sweet onions fig, prosciutto & Gruyère is also quite nice 😊
Had to put some Allmans in my soul tonight, so I’ve got Idlewild South on the stereo
Had to put some Allmans in my soul tonight, so I’ve got Idlewild South on the stereo
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I swear someone said National Pizza Day. Anyway… this is how I really enjoy my onions on a pizza: red & thinly sliced, though caramelized sweet onions fig, prosciutto & Gruyère is also quite nice 😊
Had to put some Allmans in my soul tonight, so I’ve got Idlewild South on the stereo
Had to put some Allmans in my soul tonight, so I’ve got Idlewild South on the stereo
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Why do they call it a pair of shoes when sole mates was right there?
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Why do they call it a pair of shoes when sole mates was right there?
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Here’s what’s left. We cut it weird. You’ll have to take my word for it that we didn’t have a house fire 🤣
February 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Here’s what’s left. We cut it weird. You’ll have to take my word for it that we didn’t have a house fire 🤣
now I need a search on my saveds
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
now I need a search on my saveds