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TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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@twosense.bsky.social has swears! They've used 732 profanities in their last 25,055 posts.

🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
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February 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Nothing like home (carer) made cheese scones on a wet Monday February lunchtime.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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I have been make your own pizza pilled
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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Good evening!
I just whipped up my dinner, now to cook for my wife.
🍕🍲🍻
music time down here
youtube.com/@mathematici...

#pizza #pie #cooking #experimental #music #dinner
February 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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tired of biting ur fingers eating sandwiches?

Crocs for hands
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Oh wait... it actually is national pizza day?!

I'm so used to all of you being obsessed w pizza that i assumed that was a joke

😔 i have no pizza
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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ok but if it's a mass extinction event, who's going to post about it afterwards?
February 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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i'll slice it any i want
you don't pepper-own-me

#NationalPizzaDay
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Finally!
February 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Apparently today is International Pizza Day so while doing my food shop, I picked up some nice frozen pizzas and cooked one up for tea
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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I keep hitting Drafts, but no beer pops up. Total bullshit.
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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I know you don’t like to choose favorites, but I also know you like me a little more.
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
i blamed everything on not having drafts and now I need a new excuse
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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take the breath mint when someones offers because you don't know what you don't know
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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i think hot dogs should be spicy
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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won a medal at the winter ozempics (the donut eating endurance event)
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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how can it be possible that showering is still such a manual process
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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✍️
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Fun fact about National Pizza Day is that it’s everyday.
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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It’s National Pizza Day—Here’s Where to Score Deals Around DC - Washingtonian washingtonian.com/2026/02/09/i...
It’s National Pizza Day—Here’s Where to Score Deals Around DC - Washingtonian
Didn’t get enough pizza during Sunday’s big game? You’re in luck. National Pizza Day is today, February 9, and pizzerias across the DC area are celebrating with deals on pies, slices, and more. New Yo...
washingtonian.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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I would've reposted your cute baby giraffe pic but you disabled replies so i couldn't also leave a "❤️🦒❤️"...

this is your punishment

Hashtag bluesky justice
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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We have drafts 🎇
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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youre someones favorite part
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM