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TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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@twosense.bsky.social has swears! They've used 732 profanities in their last 25,055 posts.

🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
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A bad joke in the post is worth two unposted.😁
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Tune in tomorrow night when I trip and burn the city down with the Olympic torch
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Live. Laugh. LOOKOUT for that tree.
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Dinner! Sweet onion, hot Italian sausage, jalapeno, spicy char and cup pepperoni with Parm after it came out of the oven
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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This is about me ☺️
why repost your bad joke when you can just make another one
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
why repost your bad joke when you can just make another one
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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bliss
February 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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If Bluesky is a wave pool your account is the bandaid at the bottom
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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I just remembered the Louvre jewelry is still out there
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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My high school self would be surprised I made it to my 50th birthday yesterday
my high school self would be surprised i'm tapping on the screen of my own personal phone and sending messages that people around the world can see instantly
my high school self would be surprised I’m not here posting about a crush
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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My high school self would be like, “Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? You’re still a shy dweeb?”
My high school self would be surprised I made it to my 50th birthday yesterday
my high school self would be surprised i'm tapping on the screen of my own personal phone and sending messages that people around the world can see instantly
February 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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my high school self would be surprised i'm tapping on the screen of my own personal phone and sending messages that people around the world can see instantly
my high school self would be surprised I’m not here posting about a crush
February 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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My high school self would be surprised I'm here at all because the Internet wasn't a thing when I was in hs
my high school self would be surprised I’m not here posting about a crush
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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my high school self would be surprised I’m not here posting about my latest spiral perm
my high school self would be surprised I’m not here posting about a crush
February 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Trainer: how’s your arms?

Me: good

Trainer: 👀

Me: they’re dead

Trainer: one more set
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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My high school self would not understand why I don't mention Duran Duran very often
my high school self would be surprised I’m not here posting about a crush
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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some day people are going to
notice me and theyll realize
that ive been here the whole
time being absolutely- hang
on why does this say dorky?
some day people are going to
notice me and theyll realize
that ive been here the whole
time being absolutely- hang
on why does this say cringe?
some day people are going to
notice me and theyll realize
that ive been here the whole
time being absolutely- hang
on why does this say stupid?
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Yo dinner.
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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some day people are going to
notice me and theyll realize
that ive been here the whole
time being absolutely- hang
on why does this say ridiculous?
some day people are going to
notice me and theyll realize
that ive been here the whole
time being absolutely- hang
on why does this say cringe?
some day people are going to
notice me and theyll realize
that ive been here the whole
time being absolutely- hang
on why does this say stupid?
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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There are so many.six letter words that are not five letter words.
Wordle problems. 😒
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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It's really clever if you don't think about it
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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some day people are going to
notice me and theyll realize
that ive been here the whole
time being absolutely- hang
on why does this say annoying?
some day people are going to
notice me and theyll realize
that ive been here the whole
time being absolutely- hang
on why does this say cringe?
some day people are going to
notice me and theyll realize
that ive been here the whole
time being absolutely- hang
on why does this say stupid?
February 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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This Indian restaurant always brings the flatbread out before the main course.

It's a naan starter.
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
my high school self would be surprised I’m not here posting about a crush
February 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM