TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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@twosense.bsky.social has swears! They've used 732 profanities in their last 25,055 posts.
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
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@porcelainsiren.bsky.social we are two odd little dots in the middle of nowhere
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
@porcelainsiren.bsky.social we are two odd little dots in the middle of nowhere
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at least my hair is pretty
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
at least my hair is pretty
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how many heaven points do you get? ...when you complain about how someone else lives their life
February 9, 2026 at 4:11 AM
how many heaven points do you get? ...when you complain about how someone else lives their life
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Pan pizza tonight!
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Pan pizza tonight!
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Don’t confuse love with accepting people’s bullshit
Like ever
Like ever
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Don’t confuse love with accepting people’s bullshit
Like ever
Like ever
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[me, watching sports] ah yes, go ball
January 29, 2024 at 4:27 AM
[me, watching sports] ah yes, go ball
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G made pizza for dinner 😍
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
G made pizza for dinner 😍
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Today is World Pizza Day! Celebrate with my Cheesy Garlic Bread Pizza recipe! youtu.be/wZbm5ZqV4VE
#foodsky #cooksky #bakesky #recipes #worldpizzaday #pizza #garlicbread #cheese #dinner
#foodsky #cooksky #bakesky #recipes #worldpizzaday #pizza #garlicbread #cheese #dinner
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Today is World Pizza Day! Celebrate with my Cheesy Garlic Bread Pizza recipe! youtu.be/wZbm5ZqV4VE
#foodsky #cooksky #bakesky #recipes #worldpizzaday #pizza #garlicbread #cheese #dinner
#foodsky #cooksky #bakesky #recipes #worldpizzaday #pizza #garlicbread #cheese #dinner
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Actually, we're all bad bunnies and only marginally better as humans
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Actually, we're all bad bunnies and only marginally better as humans
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Me: you are the only random stranger I will accept this behavior from
6yo I’ve never met who is chatting and walking with me around the playground: I just really like walking with random strangers
February 8, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Me: you are the only random stranger I will accept this behavior from
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I like to ease tension during uncomfortable conversations by asking if they just farted.
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I like to ease tension during uncomfortable conversations by asking if they just farted.
84degs! red panda shirt it is!
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
84degs! red panda shirt it is!
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This is my dinner I made for tonight fresh out of the oven! It's a Pizza with artichokes that I marinated, Kalamatta Olives, and a few Roasted Red Peppers. They are all sitting on a bed of molten Mozzarella and Parmesan Cheese. And it was absolutely incredibly delicious 🍽️
February 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
This is my dinner I made for tonight fresh out of the oven! It's a Pizza with artichokes that I marinated, Kalamatta Olives, and a few Roasted Red Peppers. They are all sitting on a bed of molten Mozzarella and Parmesan Cheese. And it was absolutely incredibly delicious 🍽️
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I must have been a goddess/princess in a past life or I’d probably be satisfied with my life now
February 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I must have been a goddess/princess in a past life or I’d probably be satisfied with my life now
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*girl who forgot she had chocolate in her cardigan pocket
“Why do I smell like chocolate?”
“Why do I smell like chocolate?”
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
*girl who forgot she had chocolate in her cardigan pocket
“Why do I smell like chocolate?”
“Why do I smell like chocolate?”
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Random shower thoughts:
I wonder what Pebbles' and Bam-Bam's child looked like.
I wonder what Pebbles' and Bam-Bam's child looked like.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Random shower thoughts:
I wonder what Pebbles' and Bam-Bam's child looked like.
I wonder what Pebbles' and Bam-Bam's child looked like.
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Q: What’s it called when you arrange your oranges
A: orranging
A: orranging
February 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Q: What’s it called when you arrange your oranges
A: orranging
A: orranging
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we could have cat toilets if not for big litter
February 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
we could have cat toilets if not for big litter
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forgive me
if I return
to the scene
of the crime
I didn't leave
enough fingerprints
on what is mine
#freeversefebruary
if I return
to the scene
of the crime
I didn't leave
enough fingerprints
on what is mine
#freeversefebruary
February 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
forgive me
if I return
to the scene
of the crime
I didn't leave
enough fingerprints
on what is mine
#freeversefebruary
if I return
to the scene
of the crime
I didn't leave
enough fingerprints
on what is mine
#freeversefebruary
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Me: Girth rhymes with solar flares
Them: WTF?! No it doesn’t What’s wrong with you?
Me: What’s wrong with you?
Them: WTF?! No it doesn’t What’s wrong with you?
Me: What’s wrong with you?
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Me: Girth rhymes with solar flares
Them: WTF?! No it doesn’t What’s wrong with you?
Me: What’s wrong with you?
Them: WTF?! No it doesn’t What’s wrong with you?
Me: What’s wrong with you?
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another word for glad tidings is obituary
February 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
another word for glad tidings is obituary
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Pizza 1 of 2!
My first attempt at stuffed crust. Pepperoni and sausage!
My first attempt at stuffed crust. Pepperoni and sausage!
February 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Pizza 1 of 2!
My first attempt at stuffed crust. Pepperoni and sausage!
My first attempt at stuffed crust. Pepperoni and sausage!
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The bad skeets and typoos will continue until mortals improve.
February 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The bad skeets and typoos will continue until mortals improve.