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TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
I’ve been waiting for valentines to make this confession. it may lose me some follows but I stole valentine‘s day cards so I would have more my kinder year.
February 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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No sport has more announcers that absolutely lose thier fucking shit than cross country skiing
February 11, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Kirkland peanut butter pretzels should be registered as a controlled substance.
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
seeing other people at the gym and knowing they don’t want to be here either makes me feel better. misery sure loves company.
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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what I’m bring to the Superb Owl party
February 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Dinner time! Quick pasta with onion garlic, olive, tomato sauce. Pecorino Romano and parsley on top 😋
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Daisy or Black Eyed Susan Mug. Stoneware. Hand-built. One of a kind. Just listed. Surly.etsy.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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im actually quite a serious
person *squeaky fart noise*
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Bluesky on a cloudy day
#Photography #Bluesky #Nature
February 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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eating a cheese burger
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
asymmetrical crust w/ idgaf toppings are healing me rn
Oblong pizza.

EAT THAT!!
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Oblong pizza.

EAT THAT!!
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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frustrated detective: i’m starting to think maybe i did it
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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we have arrived at my favorite time of day
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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My speedometer goes to 160 mph, but sure I'll keep it to under 55
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Water lily or lotus flower mug. Stoneware. Hand-built. One of a kind. Just listed. Surly.etsy.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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It’s raining in California. All plans are cancelled, and the rain is now my entire personality until further notice.
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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im inventing new clouds
that look ugly and stupid
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Sees verified account..Who tf are you?
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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When I get home, I want to stare at the ceiling for a bit and then watch something completely stupid. Perhaps food will be involved.
February 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Olympic medals falling apart after being awarded feels pretty on brand for 2026
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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The dentist says I need a crown but Id rather have a tiara.
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Galaxy mug. Stoneware. Hand-built. One of a kind. Just listed. Surly.etsy.com #sciart
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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"Brokeback Mountain" is what Arnold Schwarzenegger told the EMTs after a rappelling accident.
February 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM