TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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@twosense.bsky.social has swears! They've used 732 profanities in their last 25,055 posts.
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
WARNING ‼️
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Took two hours to even get a crew out to us, no power or even a known outage cause, but the funghi special at Famoso is excellent.
February 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Took two hours to even get a crew out to us, no power or even a known outage cause, but the funghi special at Famoso is excellent.
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Tried a new pizza joint. Twas good.
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Tried a new pizza joint. Twas good.
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I lit the argument
like a cigarette—
slow burn, bitter smoke,
and now your silence
peels the wallpaper
from my ribs.
like a cigarette—
slow burn, bitter smoke,
and now your silence
peels the wallpaper
from my ribs.
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I lit the argument
like a cigarette—
slow burn, bitter smoke,
and now your silence
peels the wallpaper
from my ribs.
like a cigarette—
slow burn, bitter smoke,
and now your silence
peels the wallpaper
from my ribs.
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What is love, if not the prettiest word for ruin?
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
What is love, if not the prettiest word for ruin?
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I saw you unfollowed me. I would unfollow me too if I had bad taste
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I saw you unfollowed me. I would unfollow me too if I had bad taste
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All of these women giving up on men and I can't even argue a case against that. All I can do is shrug, raise a toast, and whisper "Down with the patriarchy."
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
All of these women giving up on men and I can't even argue a case against that. All I can do is shrug, raise a toast, and whisper "Down with the patriarchy."
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Writing a post with my dong is a bit harder than I thkigcfhh
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Writing a post with my dong is a bit harder than I thkigcfhh
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A grilled cheese made with waffles instead of bread
February 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
A grilled cheese made with waffles instead of bread
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I use cookie cutters to make baloney and cheese ginger bread men, and then I play with them on my lunch break at work.
February 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I use cookie cutters to make baloney and cheese ginger bread men, and then I play with them on my lunch break at work.
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A watched skeet never bangs
February 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
A watched skeet never bangs
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a watched skeet never bangs
February 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
a watched skeet never bangs
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This is who keeps me warm at night
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
This is who keeps me warm at night
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February 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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unreasonably excited to go out to eat with my friend next month so I’m gonna spend the next month deciding what to wear
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
unreasonably excited to go out to eat with my friend next month so I’m gonna spend the next month deciding what to wear
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A bad joke in the post is worth two unposted.😁
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
A bad joke in the post is worth two unposted.😁
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Tune in tomorrow night when I trip and burn the city down with the Olympic torch
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Tune in tomorrow night when I trip and burn the city down with the Olympic torch
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Live. Laugh. LOOKOUT for that tree.
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Live. Laugh. LOOKOUT for that tree.
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Dinner! Sweet onion, hot Italian sausage, jalapeno, spicy char and cup pepperoni with Parm after it came out of the oven
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Dinner! Sweet onion, hot Italian sausage, jalapeno, spicy char and cup pepperoni with Parm after it came out of the oven
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This is about me ☺️
why repost your bad joke when you can just make another one
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
This is about me ☺️
why repost your bad joke when you can just make another one
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
why repost your bad joke when you can just make another one
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If Bluesky is a wave pool your account is the bandaid at the bottom
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
If Bluesky is a wave pool your account is the bandaid at the bottom
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I just remembered the Louvre jewelry is still out there
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I just remembered the Louvre jewelry is still out there
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My high school self would be surprised I made it to my 50th birthday yesterday
my high school self would be surprised i'm tapping on the screen of my own personal phone and sending messages that people around the world can see instantly
my high school self would be surprised I’m not here posting about a crush
February 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
My high school self would be surprised I made it to my 50th birthday yesterday