TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
I'm here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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This is absolutely a face! Do you see it?
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is absolutely a face! Do you see it?
Me going to the naughty corner but still quite pleased with my behavior
a blue cartoon character standing in a corner of a room
ALT: a blue cartoon character standing in a corner of a room
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Me going to the naughty corner but still quite pleased with my behavior
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I know how to make contact with the dead. I've got it down to a séance.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I know how to make contact with the dead. I've got it down to a séance.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
TIL that scrunch butt is the latest in leggings for gym goers and not just a term of endearment
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
TIL that scrunch butt is the latest in leggings for gym goers and not just a term of endearment
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(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
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this is who i am now
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
this is who i am now
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
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I move that this be called “musical hypoapotomia” or “playlist hypoapotomia”…
I want music but idk what kind I want. There should be a name for this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I move that this be called “musical hypoapotomia” or “playlist hypoapotomia”…
(Me who chihuahua shakes in a plank) I could have a six pack like that
(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
(Me who chihuahua shakes in a plank) I could have a six pack like that
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waffles should have more confidence
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
waffles should have more confidence
I said I want to burden you. Please respond.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I said I want to burden you. Please respond.
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Squid ink pasta in a capers and paprika sauce topped with toasted bread crumbs, Parmesan and shrimp
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Squid ink pasta in a capers and paprika sauce topped with toasted bread crumbs, Parmesan and shrimp
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my bed is catcalling me
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
my bed is catcalling me
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
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I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I love you, but like.. Bluesky love you, love you
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(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate
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My daughter (10) got her tonsils out today. When she woke up after surgery, she held up her stuffy, locked eyes with it and whispered, "What did you witness!?"
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My daughter (10) got her tonsils out today. When she woke up after surgery, she held up her stuffy, locked eyes with it and whispered, "What did you witness!?"
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“You deserved better”
~me to my under appreciated posts, right before deleting them
~me to my under appreciated posts, right before deleting them
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“You deserved better”
~me to my under appreciated posts, right before deleting them
~me to my under appreciated posts, right before deleting them
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Im wheezing!!! 😆 🤣😂
TL cleanse.
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Im wheezing!!! 😆 🤣😂
going through my records and calculating the refund on my yearly yearnings
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
going through my records and calculating the refund on my yearly yearnings
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He’s a 10 but he calls it his seed
Hes a 10 but has a racecar bed and makes vroom vroom noises when we have sex
He's a 10 but says nucular instead of nuclear
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
He’s a 10 but he calls it his seed
Me: These are all my earnings.
The government: Ew! That’s gross. Give it to us.
The government: Ew! That’s gross. Give it to us.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Me: These are all my earnings.
The government: Ew! That’s gross. Give it to us.
The government: Ew! That’s gross. Give it to us.
Q: Why is income only gross until it’s deducted?
A: idk. nobody even knows.
A: idk. nobody even knows.
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Q: Why is income only gross until it’s deducted?
A: idk. nobody even knows.
A: idk. nobody even knows.
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Working out and Im starting to not feel well. That doesn't typically happen.
Then it hits me......
My dumbass didnt eat lunch today.
Im blaming it, once again, on my shit colored nails.
Then it hits me......
My dumbass didnt eat lunch today.
Im blaming it, once again, on my shit colored nails.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Working out and Im starting to not feel well. That doesn't typically happen.
Then it hits me......
My dumbass didnt eat lunch today.
Im blaming it, once again, on my shit colored nails.
Then it hits me......
My dumbass didnt eat lunch today.
Im blaming it, once again, on my shit colored nails.