TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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@twosense.bsky.social has swears! They've used 732 profanities in their last 25,055 posts.
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
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On cheat day, pizza is my go to!!! 🍕
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
On cheat day, pizza is my go to!!! 🍕
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Now for a moment of Zen
Davenport Landing Beach
Davenport California USA
February 5th 2026
Davenport Landing Beach
Davenport California USA
February 5th 2026
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Now for a moment of Zen
Davenport Landing Beach
Davenport California USA
February 5th 2026
Davenport Landing Beach
Davenport California USA
February 5th 2026
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Chasing the sun home.
Tonight is curry night!
Tonight is curry night!
February 6, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Chasing the sun home.
Tonight is curry night!
Tonight is curry night!
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Why don't you lift skeez nuts 🏆👑 Congratulations @sicburns2.bsky.social from @twosense.bsky.social
Turns out “Wind Beneath My Wings” is really about a ski-jumper serenading his crotch
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Why don't you lift skeez nuts 🏆👑 Congratulations @sicburns2.bsky.social from @twosense.bsky.social
I was kind of young to remember the dark ages (pre happy meal era)
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I was kind of young to remember the dark ages (pre happy meal era)
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Can we stop calling them ‘sex pests’ and just stick with ‘predators’
Please and thank you
Please and thank you
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Can we stop calling them ‘sex pests’ and just stick with ‘predators’
Please and thank you
Please and thank you
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Get in loser, the street lights are on and your mom told me to come find you
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Get in loser, the street lights are on and your mom told me to come find you
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If Bluesky is a restroom your account is the rectum splatter in the bowl of stall 2.
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 AM
If Bluesky is a restroom your account is the rectum splatter in the bowl of stall 2.
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🎶 You're the devil in me I brought in from the cold 🎶
February 6, 2026 at 9:11 AM
🎶 You're the devil in me I brought in from the cold 🎶
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Them: What has surprised you about adulthood
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Them: What has surprised you about adulthood
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
Me: The fatigue and never once seeing quicksand
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Wrapped in a floofy blankie like a cute sausage roll.
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Wrapped in a floofy blankie like a cute sausage roll.
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Turns out “Wind Beneath My Wings” is really about a ski-jumper serenading his crotch
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Turns out “Wind Beneath My Wings” is really about a ski-jumper serenading his crotch
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good morning, this was evening
February 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
good morning, this was evening
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joining the snowflakes for a dance party in the sky
February 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
joining the snowflakes for a dance party in the sky
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my impending mental health crisis threat level is at indoor gardening while listening to Moby’s 18 album
February 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
my impending mental health crisis threat level is at indoor gardening while listening to Moby’s 18 album
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The Italian groundhog Pepino saw his shadow and that means two weeks of Winter Olympics jokes.
February 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The Italian groundhog Pepino saw his shadow and that means two weeks of Winter Olympics jokes.
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me, at the emoji store:
which emoji is the right emoji for me?
which emoji is the right emoji for me?
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
me, at the emoji store:
which emoji is the right emoji for me?
which emoji is the right emoji for me?
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not now, kids. mommy is playing with her new shark™️ cordless™️ power™️ pro™️ vacuum™️ !!!!
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
not now, kids. mommy is playing with her new shark™️ cordless™️ power™️ pro™️ vacuum™️ !!!!
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Only vocalize your intention to protest. You should never put anything in rioting.
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Only vocalize your intention to protest. You should never put anything in rioting.
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I'll decide when I have dallied long enough. I love to dally.
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I'll decide when I have dallied long enough. I love to dally.
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Took two hours to even get a crew out to us, no power or even a known outage cause, but the funghi special at Famoso is excellent.
February 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Took two hours to even get a crew out to us, no power or even a known outage cause, but the funghi special at Famoso is excellent.
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Tried a new pizza joint. Twas good.
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Tried a new pizza joint. Twas good.
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I lit the argument
like a cigarette—
slow burn, bitter smoke,
and now your silence
peels the wallpaper
from my ribs.
like a cigarette—
slow burn, bitter smoke,
and now your silence
peels the wallpaper
from my ribs.
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I lit the argument
like a cigarette—
slow burn, bitter smoke,
and now your silence
peels the wallpaper
from my ribs.
like a cigarette—
slow burn, bitter smoke,
and now your silence
peels the wallpaper
from my ribs.
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What is love, if not the prettiest word for ruin?
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
What is love, if not the prettiest word for ruin?