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TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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@twosense.bsky.social has swears! They've used 732 profanities in their last 25,055 posts.

🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
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Apparently today is International Pizza Day so while doing my food shop, I picked up some nice frozen pizzas and cooked one up for tea
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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I keep hitting Drafts, but no beer pops up. Total bullshit.
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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I know you don’t like to choose favorites, but I also know you like me a little more.
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
i blamed everything on not having drafts and now I need a new excuse
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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take the breath mint when someones offers because you don't know what you don't know
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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i think hot dogs should be spicy
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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won a medal at the winter ozempics (the donut eating endurance event)
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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how can it be possible that showering is still such a manual process
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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✍️
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Fun fact about National Pizza Day is that it’s everyday.
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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It’s National Pizza Day—Here’s Where to Score Deals Around DC - Washingtonian washingtonian.com/2026/02/09/i...
It’s National Pizza Day—Here’s Where to Score Deals Around DC - Washingtonian
Didn’t get enough pizza during Sunday’s big game? You’re in luck. National Pizza Day is today, February 9, and pizzerias across the DC area are celebrating with deals on pies, slices, and more. New Yo...
washingtonian.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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I would've reposted your cute baby giraffe pic but you disabled replies so i couldn't also leave a "❤️🦒❤️"...

this is your punishment

Hashtag bluesky justice
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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We have drafts 🎇
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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youre someones favorite part
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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Extra clay dogs made in honor Mr Wilder.
February 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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My safe word is vault. That makes me feel extra safe.
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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"This. Is. Jeopardy."

Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
February 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Tiny plate, I love u.
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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i deserve the biggest burrito
February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Some piece of shit kept trying to DM me various sexual emojis and I didn’t accept the chat requests so he blocked me lol. Sex pests really hate being ignored.
February 9, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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another spontaneous outbreak at work, stay safe everyone
Lots of people out sick today at work. Must be a Super Bug going around. Probably Birds flu
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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lord grant me a highly soluble protein powder
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM