TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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@twosense.bsky.social has swears! They've used 732 profanities in their last 25,055 posts.
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
WARNING ‼️
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The dentist says I need a crown but Id rather have a tiara.
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
The dentist says I need a crown but Id rather have a tiara.
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Galaxy mug. Stoneware. Hand-built. One of a kind. Just listed. Surly.etsy.com #sciart
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Galaxy mug. Stoneware. Hand-built. One of a kind. Just listed. Surly.etsy.com #sciart
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"Brokeback Mountain" is what Arnold Schwarzenegger told the EMTs after a rappelling accident.
February 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
"Brokeback Mountain" is what Arnold Schwarzenegger told the EMTs after a rappelling accident.
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Rose mug. Stoneware. Hand built. One of a kind. Just listed. Surly.etsy.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Rose mug. Stoneware. Hand built. One of a kind. Just listed. Surly.etsy.com
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“”No worries,” I say pulling my Burger King crown down over my eyes.
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
“”No worries,” I say pulling my Burger King crown down over my eyes.
[watching the warbling robin forage]
i am Batman
i am Batman
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
[watching the warbling robin forage]
i am Batman
i am Batman
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I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 “accidental“ screenshots of some of your skeets in my timeline that were hilarious syncs
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 “accidental“ screenshots of your skeets pre-saveds I’ll never delete.
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 accidental screenshots of my drafts folder I’ll never delete.
February 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 “accidental“ screenshots of some of your skeets in my timeline that were hilarious syncs
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just housed an entire 12" hot honey parmesan pepperoni pizza, I think I'm ready for the big time
February 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
just housed an entire 12" hot honey parmesan pepperoni pizza, I think I'm ready for the big time
bestie bae! why you so perfect 💤
-me to my bed
-me to my bed
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
bestie bae! why you so perfect 💤
-me to my bed
-me to my bed
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bet curling feels real good if you're the stone
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
bet curling feels real good if you're the stone
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 “accidental“ screenshots of your skeets pre-saveds I’ll never delete.
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 accidental screenshots of my drafts folder I’ll never delete.
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 accidental screenshots of my lock screen I’ll never delete.
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I don’t have my life together but I do have 247 “accidental“ screenshots of your skeets pre-saveds I’ll never delete.
Doesn’t like them at all
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Doesn’t like them at all
They said it was for the perfectionists so yes! A perfect skeet lmao 🤣
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
They said it was for the perfectionists so yes! A perfect skeet lmao 🤣
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They gave us drafts because that's where most of you should leave your skeets.
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 PM
They gave us drafts because that's where most of you should leave your skeets.
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Not only was I not sexually harassed by some weirdo here this week, I also do not have a drafts folder. Kick a bitch while she’s down, Bluesky.
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Not only was I not sexually harassed by some weirdo here this week, I also do not have a drafts folder. Kick a bitch while she’s down, Bluesky.
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I have beef. The old lady that took my pool chair and I are bout to square up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I have beef. The old lady that took my pool chair and I are bout to square up.
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This resort keeps hawks to help keep smaller birds and rodents in check. Super cool to watch.
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
This resort keeps hawks to help keep smaller birds and rodents in check. Super cool to watch.
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I need one of this cute swim suits that goes up my butt. Not a thong per se but the really cheeky ones.
February 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I need one of this cute swim suits that goes up my butt. Not a thong per se but the really cheeky ones.
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I don’t want anything from you… just every single waking second of your time.
February 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I don’t want anything from you… just every single waking second of your time.
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Feet (You) + Feet (Me) = Fetus
February 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Feet (You) + Feet (Me) = Fetus
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February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM