TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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@twosense.bsky.social has swears! They've used 732 profanities in their last 25,055 posts.
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
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(banging gavel in parliament) my friends should not be allowed to go to bed before me
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
(banging gavel in parliament) my friends should not be allowed to go to bed before me
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im floating in a
most peculiar way
most peculiar way
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
im floating in a
most peculiar way
most peculiar way
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I swear someone said National Pizza Day. Anyway… this is how I really enjoy my onions on a pizza: red & thinly sliced, though caramelized sweet onions fig, prosciutto & Gruyère is also quite nice 😊
Had to put some Allmans in my soul tonight, so I’ve got Idlewild South on the stereo
Had to put some Allmans in my soul tonight, so I’ve got Idlewild South on the stereo
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I swear someone said National Pizza Day. Anyway… this is how I really enjoy my onions on a pizza: red & thinly sliced, though caramelized sweet onions fig, prosciutto & Gruyère is also quite nice 😊
Had to put some Allmans in my soul tonight, so I’ve got Idlewild South on the stereo
Had to put some Allmans in my soul tonight, so I’ve got Idlewild South on the stereo
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Why do they call it a pair of shoes when sole mates was right there?
February 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Why do they call it a pair of shoes when sole mates was right there?
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Here’s what’s left. We cut it weird. You’ll have to take my word for it that we didn’t have a house fire 🤣
February 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Here’s what’s left. We cut it weird. You’ll have to take my word for it that we didn’t have a house fire 🤣
now I need a search on my saveds
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
now I need a search on my saveds
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We also went to a local pizza place, this is becoming a favorite place to eat together, they have amazing food here. This time I got a pesto pizza and cheese bread ^_^
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
We also went to a local pizza place, this is becoming a favorite place to eat together, they have amazing food here. This time I got a pesto pizza and cheese bread ^_^
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February 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Nothing like home (carer) made cheese scones on a wet Monday February lunchtime.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Nothing like home (carer) made cheese scones on a wet Monday February lunchtime.
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I have been make your own pizza pilled
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I have been make your own pizza pilled
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Good evening!
I just whipped up my dinner, now to cook for my wife.
🍕🍲🍻
music time down here
youtube.com/@mathematici...
#pizza #pie #cooking #experimental #music #dinner
I just whipped up my dinner, now to cook for my wife.
🍕🍲🍻
music time down here
youtube.com/@mathematici...
#pizza #pie #cooking #experimental #music #dinner
February 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Good evening!
I just whipped up my dinner, now to cook for my wife.
🍕🍲🍻
music time down here
youtube.com/@mathematici...
#pizza #pie #cooking #experimental #music #dinner
I just whipped up my dinner, now to cook for my wife.
🍕🍲🍻
music time down here
youtube.com/@mathematici...
#pizza #pie #cooking #experimental #music #dinner
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tired of biting ur fingers eating sandwiches?
Crocs for hands
Crocs for hands
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
tired of biting ur fingers eating sandwiches?
Crocs for hands
Crocs for hands
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Oh wait... it actually is national pizza day?!
I'm so used to all of you being obsessed w pizza that i assumed that was a joke
😔 i have no pizza
I'm so used to all of you being obsessed w pizza that i assumed that was a joke
😔 i have no pizza
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Oh wait... it actually is national pizza day?!
I'm so used to all of you being obsessed w pizza that i assumed that was a joke
😔 i have no pizza
I'm so used to all of you being obsessed w pizza that i assumed that was a joke
😔 i have no pizza
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ok but if it's a mass extinction event, who's going to post about it afterwards?
February 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
ok but if it's a mass extinction event, who's going to post about it afterwards?
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February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Apparently today is International Pizza Day so while doing my food shop, I picked up some nice frozen pizzas and cooked one up for tea
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Apparently today is International Pizza Day so while doing my food shop, I picked up some nice frozen pizzas and cooked one up for tea
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I keep hitting Drafts, but no beer pops up. Total bullshit.
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I keep hitting Drafts, but no beer pops up. Total bullshit.
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I know you don’t like to choose favorites, but I also know you like me a little more.
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I know you don’t like to choose favorites, but I also know you like me a little more.
i blamed everything on not having drafts and now I need a new excuse
February 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i blamed everything on not having drafts and now I need a new excuse
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i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
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take the breath mint when someones offers because you don't know what you don't know
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
take the breath mint when someones offers because you don't know what you don't know
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i think hot dogs should be spicy
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 PM
i think hot dogs should be spicy
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won a medal at the winter ozempics (the donut eating endurance event)
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
won a medal at the winter ozempics (the donut eating endurance event)
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how can it be possible that showering is still such a manual process
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
how can it be possible that showering is still such a manual process