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TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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🥇 "butt" (128 times)
🥈 "fart" (111 times)
🥉 "farting" (46 times)
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... why is there a massive amount of cat vomit right outside my door ????
February 7, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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Gather the stars,
stitch night
with my ache.
Let the world see
how a heart can break.
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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Ladies, stop letting men disappoint you and put you down… for free
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Happy Caturday.
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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I did a good time on the NYT Sunday crossword.
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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She was dusk trying to remember the dawn
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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Forget the wrinkles, I have memories I'd like to erase.
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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math pie
VEGGIE SUPREME
#vegetable #pizza
#cooking
February 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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made homemade pizza for the first time and I’m here to report, we’re never going back.
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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My cat won’t eat people food but he loves to run up on me when I’m eating and smell my food and pretend to throw up.

This is just one of his many crimes that I cannot punish him for because his brain is too small.

My goal is to one day find a way to enlarge him so we can fight, man to giant cat
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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ough,
February 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Y’all mind if this white boy makes some butter chicken pizza?
February 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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my 8 yr old called the toilet her "poo poo couch"
February 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Former Styx vocalist Dennis DeYoung has written a Bowie-themed song about the fees he owes to the musicians union called All DeYoung’s Dues.
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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I’m going to have some pizza and wine about it
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Hey, so…I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can be a pervert without being a creep.
February 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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So much detail painting.
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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you all are awful, except you… you’re perfect. yes you
February 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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in case y'all have never been told, i'm a feature not a bug
February 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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smiles youll give
and tears youll cry
February 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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🎶 It's fun to stay at the...
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Champagne ham, mushroom, baby spinach, capsicum, and black cherry tomato white pizza 🍕🍽️🍜
February 7, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Too much pepperoni?
February 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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Pesto pizza with chicken and bacon 🍕🍽️🍜
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 AM