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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · Oct 18

Wish I had a rap name like $lic€ or some shit

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☮️JUST ANNIE☮️ @likeitorlumpit.bsky.social · 7d

I believe there's a snuffleupagus in all of us.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13h

North Texas’s field goal distraction.

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Female at Law @femaleatlaw.bsky.social · 4d

My left shoulder is like one of the less popular members of an ensemble TV cast who develops a substance problem and starts disrupting production for everyone

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 13d

hearing that last piece of “lasagna bitch”calling me from the kitchen

A feline on a sofa with its arm on its hip looking out towards the kitchen

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14d

kash patel eats grape nuts rectally and enjoys them

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 12h

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna tell my kids that these were the Spice Girls

A picture of the cast of facts of life from TV

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 15h

I'll bet some of you aren't as stupid as you sound

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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 2d

if an angel appeared to me i would simply order a little ceasers pepperoni pizza with crazy puffs and a 2 liter mountain dew

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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 23h

typing a damn ass professional email

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 10d

I picked a hell of a time to attempt to live in a state of zen

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 2d

cosmic brownie mix tape me to the wall of voodoo child of god is dead sexy

(walking thoughts)

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Buffalo Bills @buffalobillsnfl.bsky.social · 1d

A moment for the helmet.

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 12h

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Nov 15

Let’s go buy moth costumes and hang out in the lighting section at Lowe’s

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Smol Yamboorino 👻🕷️🎃🔮🙀🧟‍♀️🧌🐦‍⬛🐈‍⬛🦇 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 3d

Never trust a carb salesman

A hand drawn meme of a car salesman and a customer. Caption: *slaps roof of car* This bad boy can fit so much flipping spaghetti in it.

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 18h

youre killing me smalls

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

pronouncing Mastodon like fudge

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 18h

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 18h

Let me ask Grok brb

Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 19h

Its a niche role i serve

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 19h

At Hooters, you'll find craveable food and wings, cold beer, sports, and of course, Chuck Hootery Boards.

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 19h

I believe chuck hootery board is winning so far

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