Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion.
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Our president is a big job creator for jobs outside the U.S.
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Our president is a big job creator for jobs outside the U.S.
I guess Mike Johnson missed law school the day they taught all of the laws.
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I guess Mike Johnson missed law school the day they taught all of the laws.
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Found a couple of technical plot holes in "Weird Science."
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Found a couple of technical plot holes in "Weird Science."
You can do anything you put your mind to, but if it takes any effort whatsoever don't bother.
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
You can do anything you put your mind to, but if it takes any effort whatsoever don't bother.
Try to take it easy and enjoy the animals
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Try to take it easy and enjoy the animals
We are numb to the horribleness of horrible people
February 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
We are numb to the horribleness of horrible people
I just visited a ranch. It tasted nothing like the dressing.
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I just visited a ranch. It tasted nothing like the dressing.
Take out two nuggets and throw them in the trash
February 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Take out two nuggets and throw them in the trash
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Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
If you know the reference "SMALL seasoned curlies!" then we are already best friends.
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
If you know the reference "SMALL seasoned curlies!" then we are already best friends.
Way ahead of its time
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Way ahead of its time
Our groundhog-based weather science is not going to earn any additional respect from the aliens observing us.
February 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Our groundhog-based weather science is not going to earn any additional respect from the aliens observing us.
"You know who else saw his shadow thereby predicting six more weeks of winter? Well, he was but a humble carpenter from near the Sea of Galilee..."
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"You know who else saw his shadow thereby predicting six more weeks of winter? Well, he was but a humble carpenter from near the Sea of Galilee..."
Well, it took a lot of hard work, patience, time, blood, sweat and tears, but I'm pretty much in the exact same place.
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Well, it took a lot of hard work, patience, time, blood, sweat and tears, but I'm pretty much in the exact same place.
For a badass, I sure do use the term "samesies" a lot
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
For a badass, I sure do use the term "samesies" a lot
[After 11th cup of coffee]
Can't for the life of me figure out why I'm so jittery
Can't for the life of me figure out why I'm so jittery
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
[After 11th cup of coffee]
Can't for the life of me figure out why I'm so jittery
Can't for the life of me figure out why I'm so jittery
STYLIST: I have an idea.
CHAPPELL ROAN: Go ahead.
STYLIST: You know your nipples?
CHAPPELL ROAN: I'm listening.
CHAPPELL ROAN: Go ahead.
STYLIST: You know your nipples?
CHAPPELL ROAN: I'm listening.
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
STYLIST: I have an idea.
CHAPPELL ROAN: Go ahead.
STYLIST: You know your nipples?
CHAPPELL ROAN: I'm listening.
CHAPPELL ROAN: Go ahead.
STYLIST: You know your nipples?
CHAPPELL ROAN: I'm listening.
White Men Can't Email
February 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
White Men Can't Email
I fear Crocheting Bluesky more than any other group. They are vicious.
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I fear Crocheting Bluesky more than any other group. They are vicious.
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Careful, thereโthatโs a load-bearing defense mechanism.
December 23, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Careful, thereโthatโs a load-bearing defense mechanism.
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Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.