Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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Just my stuff:
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“Anti-woke” just means racist. That’s all it’s ever meant.
February 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
“Anti-woke” just means racist. That’s all it’s ever meant.
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If you break enough lava lamps, then yes. The floor is lava.
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
If you break enough lava lamps, then yes. The floor is lava.
You can count on Team Cave!
February 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
You can count on Team Cave!
"The Power of Complete Capitulation: A Memoir"
- Charles Ellis Schumer, Senator
- Charles Ellis Schumer, Senator
February 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
"The Power of Complete Capitulation: A Memoir"
- Charles Ellis Schumer, Senator
- Charles Ellis Schumer, Senator
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Please for the love of god how do we remove this man from office.
Chuck Schumer says ICE should be allowed to wear masks in "unusual circumstances—you know, some guy's picture was put up by a terrorist group or something."
February 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Please for the love of god how do we remove this man from office.
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ME: draw me like one of your french girls
POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: that’s not how this works
POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: that’s not how this works
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
ME: draw me like one of your french girls
POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: that’s not how this works
POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: that’s not how this works
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Dressing for the job I want (corpse).
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Dressing for the job I want (corpse).
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When faced with a difficult decision I like to ask what would Jesus do? The problem is he answers in Aramaic.
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
When faced with a difficult decision I like to ask what would Jesus do? The problem is he answers in Aramaic.
My therapist just told me to limit my social media activity. I guess what I'm trying to say is, does anyone know a good therapist?
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
My therapist just told me to limit my social media activity. I guess what I'm trying to say is, does anyone know a good therapist?
"Lol it's fun doing heinous crimes we will never get in trouble for. See you at the big party Friday where we will do more crimes."
- typical Epstein file email
- typical Epstein file email
February 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
"Lol it's fun doing heinous crimes we will never get in trouble for. See you at the big party Friday where we will do more crimes."
- typical Epstein file email
- typical Epstein file email
So many conservatives, you just look at their faces and you're like "Yeah, check my man's hard drive."
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
So many conservatives, you just look at their faces and you're like "Yeah, check my man's hard drive."
The rich and powerful would have you believe that it is impossibly difficult to avoid continual business and social contact with a known criminal and pedophile.
"I mean, what did you expect us to do, cut Epstein off completely?"
"I mean, what did you expect us to do, cut Epstein off completely?"
February 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
The rich and powerful would have you believe that it is impossibly difficult to avoid continual business and social contact with a known criminal and pedophile.
"I mean, what did you expect us to do, cut Epstein off completely?"
"I mean, what did you expect us to do, cut Epstein off completely?"
My superpower is still being able to be furious with the person even when they are being adorable.
February 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
My superpower is still being able to be furious with the person even when they are being adorable.
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Me, during any work meeting
February 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Me, during any work meeting
I will whisk you off your feet, but keep in mind that I will be using an actual whisk.
February 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I will whisk you off your feet, but keep in mind that I will be using an actual whisk.
Conservatives love to tell liberal artists to "shut up and sing." Meanwhile, Kid Rock is at the White House more than the president.
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Conservatives love to tell liberal artists to "shut up and sing." Meanwhile, Kid Rock is at the White House more than the president.
The fact that the headliner of the MAGA alternate Super Bowl halftime show has pro-pedophilia lyrics is
*chef's kiss*
*chef's kiss*
February 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The fact that the headliner of the MAGA alternate Super Bowl halftime show has pro-pedophilia lyrics is
*chef's kiss*
*chef's kiss*
When someone asks for your help, saying "Legally, there's nothing I can do" will give you an air of mystery and danger as you don't do anything.
February 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
When someone asks for your help, saying "Legally, there's nothing I can do" will give you an air of mystery and danger as you don't do anything.
You know that face that you hide away forever and take it out and show yourself when everyone has gone? What's the deal with that face?
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
You know that face that you hide away forever and take it out and show yourself when everyone has gone? What's the deal with that face?
"I hereby appoint a federal fraud commission to investigate every blue state. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to pardon every rich white person ever convicted of... fraud."
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
"I hereby appoint a federal fraud commission to investigate every blue state. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to pardon every rich white person ever convicted of... fraud."
I'll never get suspended from Bluesky. I've seen too much.
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I'll never get suspended from Bluesky. I've seen too much.
All they had to do was pass these laws:
- you could not run for president after being convicted of a felony
- you could not hold public office with a dead worm in your brain
- you could not hold public office if you killed your dog
- you could not run for president after being convicted of a felony
- you could not hold public office with a dead worm in your brain
- you could not hold public office if you killed your dog
February 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
All they had to do was pass these laws:
- you could not run for president after being convicted of a felony
- you could not hold public office with a dead worm in your brain
- you could not hold public office if you killed your dog
- you could not run for president after being convicted of a felony
- you could not hold public office with a dead worm in your brain
- you could not hold public office if you killed your dog
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Oh sure, everyone likes the weird girl when they want to get rid of a curse
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Oh sure, everyone likes the weird girl when they want to get rid of a curse
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
Every time I see a Kardashian
February 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Every time I see a Kardashian