Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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Just my stuff:
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White Men Can't Email
February 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
White Men Can't Email
I fear Crocheting Bluesky more than any other group. They are vicious.
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I fear Crocheting Bluesky more than any other group. They are vicious.
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Careful, there—that’s a load-bearing defense mechanism.
December 23, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Careful, there—that’s a load-bearing defense mechanism.
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Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
Carlos Alcaraz is not only incredibly talented, he loves his job as much as any athlete I've seen.
February 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Carlos Alcaraz is not only incredibly talented, he loves his job as much as any athlete I've seen.
Buckle up for "they can't let the midterms happen"
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Buckle up for "they can't let the midterms happen"
Movie idea:
"Groundhog Day" meets "Edge of Tomorrow"
"Groundhog Day" meets "Edge of Tomorrow"
February 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Movie idea:
"Groundhog Day" meets "Edge of Tomorrow"
"Groundhog Day" meets "Edge of Tomorrow"
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Insomnia is my co-pilot.
January 29, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Insomnia is my co-pilot.
Before you say you hate this timeline, keep in mind that there are still plenty of asteroids out there.
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Before you say you hate this timeline, keep in mind that there are still plenty of asteroids out there.
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Beginning to understand why the kids were eating tide pods there for a bit.
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Beginning to understand why the kids were eating tide pods there for a bit.
It is funny that Elon might not be implicated in the Epstein scandal because he was too lame even for people who thought Alan Dershowitz was cool.
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
It is funny that Elon might not be implicated in the Epstein scandal because he was too lame even for people who thought Alan Dershowitz was cool.
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[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
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Qanon metastasized over liberals exchanging messages like "I'm hungry, what toppings should we get on the pizza?" & deactivated because it turns out the real conspiracy was conservative emails reading "hey Jeff, what's a good time for me to visit your pedophile island so we can molest kids?"
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Qanon metastasized over liberals exchanging messages like "I'm hungry, what toppings should we get on the pizza?" & deactivated because it turns out the real conspiracy was conservative emails reading "hey Jeff, what's a good time for me to visit your pedophile island so we can molest kids?"
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A drag queen who rents moving trailers and trucks named Ru-Haul
a drag queen who owns a beerpub named Brue Paul
a vengeful drag queen named Rue the Day Paul
January 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
A drag queen who rents moving trailers and trucks named Ru-Haul
Epstein had a private rape island and the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world were like "Dude, when can I come over?"
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Epstein had a private rape island and the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world were like "Dude, when can I come over?"
a drag queen with Minions named Gru Paul
a drag queen who loves heavy metal named Mötley Crüe Paul
a drag queen who owns a beerpub named Brue Paul
January 31, 2026 at 7:58 PM
a drag queen with Minions named Gru Paul
In the darkest times, may the silliest things amuse you.
January 31, 2026 at 7:56 PM
In the darkest times, may the silliest things amuse you.
a drag queen who loves heavy metal named Mötley Crüe Paul
a drag queen who owns a beerpub named Brue Paul
a vengeful drag queen named Rue the Day Paul
January 31, 2026 at 7:56 PM
a drag queen who loves heavy metal named Mötley Crüe Paul
a drag queen who owns a beerpub named Brue Paul
a vengeful drag queen named Rue the Day Paul
January 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
a drag queen who owns a beerpub named Brue Paul
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a vengeful drag queen named Rue the Day Paul
January 31, 2026 at 6:15 PM
a vengeful drag queen named Rue the Day Paul
"Marty Supreme" movie review
⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You know that it's not ideal when my summary of this movie is "not enough ping-pong."
⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You know that it's not ideal when my summary of this movie is "not enough ping-pong."
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
"Marty Supreme" movie review
⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You know that it's not ideal when my summary of this movie is "not enough ping-pong."
⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You know that it's not ideal when my summary of this movie is "not enough ping-pong."
In view of the recent Epstein file drop, the president will be moving Ghislaine Maxwell to an even lower security facility.
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 PM
In view of the recent Epstein file drop, the president will be moving Ghislaine Maxwell to an even lower security facility.
I like to remind myself at times like this
*finger to their lips*
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. There aren’t going to be any consequences. Ever.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. There aren’t going to be any consequences. Ever.
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I like to remind myself at times like this
Elon Musk once wronged a powerful witch
She grabbed his hand and looked him in the eye
And she whispered a single word
"Cringe"
And thus he was transformed for eternity
Into pure cringe
She grabbed his hand and looked him in the eye
And she whispered a single word
"Cringe"
And thus he was transformed for eternity
Into pure cringe
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Elon Musk once wronged a powerful witch
She grabbed his hand and looked him in the eye
And she whispered a single word
"Cringe"
And thus he was transformed for eternity
Into pure cringe
She grabbed his hand and looked him in the eye
And she whispered a single word
"Cringe"
And thus he was transformed for eternity
Into pure cringe