Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
Pinned
You know that face that you hide away forever and take it out and show yourself when everyone has gone? What's the deal with that face?
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
You know that face that you hide away forever and take it out and show yourself when everyone has gone? What's the deal with that face?
"I hereby appoint a federal fraud commission to investigate every blue state. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to pardon every rich white person ever convicted of... fraud."
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
"I hereby appoint a federal fraud commission to investigate every blue state. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to pardon every rich white person ever convicted of... fraud."
I'll never get suspended from Bluesky. I've seen too much.
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I'll never get suspended from Bluesky. I've seen too much.
All they had to do was pass these laws:
- you could not run for president after being convicted of a felony
- you could not hold public office with a dead worm in your brain
- you could not hold public office if you killed your dog
- you could not run for president after being convicted of a felony
- you could not hold public office with a dead worm in your brain
- you could not hold public office if you killed your dog
February 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
All they had to do was pass these laws:
- you could not run for president after being convicted of a felony
- you could not hold public office with a dead worm in your brain
- you could not hold public office if you killed your dog
- you could not run for president after being convicted of a felony
- you could not hold public office with a dead worm in your brain
- you could not hold public office if you killed your dog
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Oh sure, everyone likes the weird girl when they want to get rid of a curse
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Oh sure, everyone likes the weird girl when they want to get rid of a curse
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
Every time I see a Kardashian
February 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Every time I see a Kardashian
Back in the 80s, I had a license to ill. I also had a learner's permit to be funky fresh.
February 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Back in the 80s, I had a license to ill. I also had a learner's permit to be funky fresh.
The abyss called. That's enough. With all the yelling.
February 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The abyss called. That's enough. With all the yelling.
Free help for the DC press when asking Mike Johnson a question:
"straw man
noun
1 : a weak or imaginary opposition (such as an argument or adversary) set up only to be easily confuted"
No charge for this one. But the follow up questions are going to cost ya.
"straw man
noun
1 : a weak or imaginary opposition (such as an argument or adversary) set up only to be easily confuted"
No charge for this one. But the follow up questions are going to cost ya.
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Free help for the DC press when asking Mike Johnson a question:
"straw man
noun
1 : a weak or imaginary opposition (such as an argument or adversary) set up only to be easily confuted"
No charge for this one. But the follow up questions are going to cost ya.
"straw man
noun
1 : a weak or imaginary opposition (such as an argument or adversary) set up only to be easily confuted"
No charge for this one. But the follow up questions are going to cost ya.
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All kids today care about is their phones and the specter of human extinction
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
All kids today care about is their phones and the specter of human extinction
Bari Weiss was brought in specifically to destroy CBS News. I wonder if she knows this.
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Bari Weiss was brought in specifically to destroy CBS News. I wonder if she knows this.
The unbelievable volume of Epstein file emails documenting crimes and other heinous acts is such a tell that the wealthy and powerful never even thought for a moment that there would ever be any consequences.
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The unbelievable volume of Epstein file emails documenting crimes and other heinous acts is such a tell that the wealthy and powerful never even thought for a moment that there would ever be any consequences.
The billionaire goal of "make everyone too dumb to notice or understand what is really happening" is blatantly obvious.
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The billionaire goal of "make everyone too dumb to notice or understand what is really happening" is blatantly obvious.
At least there's still books and music.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
At least there's still books and music.
I will forever blame the prior administration for failing to take steps to prevent everything happening now that was easily foreseeable and preventable.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I will forever blame the prior administration for failing to take steps to prevent everything happening now that was easily foreseeable and preventable.
Looks like "Seeing how fascism plays out" has not been an optimal strategy for the Dems.
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Looks like "Seeing how fascism plays out" has not been an optimal strategy for the Dems.
Little known fact:
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Little known fact:
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
Today's breakfast and last night's pizza appear remarkably similar.
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Today's breakfast and last night's pizza appear remarkably similar.
When I'm meeting new people, I have a friend introduce me ahead of time as "co-creator" of some very popular thing, but also say that I hate to talk about it so please don't even bring it up.
"He is one of the co-creators of American Idol, but DO NOT mention it."
"He is one of the co-creators of American Idol, but DO NOT mention it."
February 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
When I'm meeting new people, I have a friend introduce me ahead of time as "co-creator" of some very popular thing, but also say that I hate to talk about it so please don't even bring it up.
"He is one of the co-creators of American Idol, but DO NOT mention it."
"He is one of the co-creators of American Idol, but DO NOT mention it."
It is all there in the news, in the Epstein files, everywhere you look.
And there will never be consequences for the wealthy and powerful.
And there will never be consequences for the wealthy and powerful.
I feel the best way to hold people accountable is to let them get away with everything without any consequences.
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
It is all there in the news, in the Epstein files, everywhere you look.
And there will never be consequences for the wealthy and powerful.
And there will never be consequences for the wealthy and powerful.
"No, you're thinking of my cousin Edward."
- Gus Spoonhands
- Gus Spoonhands
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
"No, you're thinking of my cousin Edward."
- Gus Spoonhands
- Gus Spoonhands
Fired from our rap group for overly explained obscure references:
🎶Yo, I bring the spark, like 9th century King Bagsecg of Denmark, check his Wikipedia entry at w-w-w-e-n-dot-wikipedia-dot-org-front slash-wiki-front slash-list-underscore-of-underscore-of-monarchs-underscore-of-Denmark, yeah son
🎶Yo, I bring the spark, like 9th century King Bagsecg of Denmark, check his Wikipedia entry at w-w-w-e-n-dot-wikipedia-dot-org-front slash-wiki-front slash-list-underscore-of-underscore-of-monarchs-underscore-of-Denmark, yeah son
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Fired from our rap group for overly explained obscure references:
🎶Yo, I bring the spark, like 9th century King Bagsecg of Denmark, check his Wikipedia entry at w-w-w-e-n-dot-wikipedia-dot-org-front slash-wiki-front slash-list-underscore-of-underscore-of-monarchs-underscore-of-Denmark, yeah son
🎶Yo, I bring the spark, like 9th century King Bagsecg of Denmark, check his Wikipedia entry at w-w-w-e-n-dot-wikipedia-dot-org-front slash-wiki-front slash-list-underscore-of-underscore-of-monarchs-underscore-of-Denmark, yeah son
I guess Mike Johnson missed law school the day they taught all of the laws.
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I guess Mike Johnson missed law school the day they taught all of the laws.
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