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All kids today care about is their phones and the specter of human extinction
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Bari Weiss was brought in specifically to destroy CBS News. I wonder if she knows this.
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The unbelievable volume of Epstein file emails documenting crimes and other heinous acts is such a tell that the wealthy and powerful never even thought for a moment that there would ever be any consequences.
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The billionaire goal of "make everyone too dumb to notice or understand what is really happening" is blatantly obvious.
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
If they ever happen, the ICE hearings should not be run by Liz Cheyney.
February 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
At least there's still books and music.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I will forever blame the prior administration for failing to take steps to prevent everything happening now that was easily foreseeable and preventable.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Looks like "Seeing how fascism plays out" has not been an optimal strategy for the Dems.
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Little known fact:

Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Today's breakfast and last night's pizza appear remarkably similar.
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
When I'm meeting new people, I have a friend introduce me ahead of time as "co-creator" of some very popular thing, but also say that I hate to talk about it so please don't even bring it up.

"He is one of the co-creators of American Idol, but DO NOT mention it."
February 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
It is all there in the news, in the Epstein files, everywhere you look.

And there will never be consequences for the wealthy and powerful.
I feel the best way to hold people accountable is to let them get away with everything without any consequences.
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
"No, you're thinking of my cousin Edward."

- Gus Spoonhands
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Fired from our rap group for overly explained obscure references:

🎶Yo, I bring the spark, like 9th century King Bagsecg of Denmark, check his Wikipedia entry at w-w-w-e-n-dot-wikipedia-dot-org-front slash-wiki-front slash-list-underscore-of-underscore-of-monarchs-underscore-of-Denmark, yeah son
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I guess Mike Johnson missed law school the day they taught all of the laws.
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Washing a spoon
October 15, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Found a couple of technical plot holes in "Weird Science."
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
You can do anything you put your mind to, but if it takes any effort whatsoever don't bother.
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
We are numb to the horribleness of horrible people
February 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I just visited a ranch. It tasted nothing like the dressing.
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
If you know the reference "SMALL seasoned curlies!" then we are already best friends.
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Our groundhog-based weather science is not going to earn any additional respect from the aliens observing us.
February 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
"You know who else saw his shadow thereby predicting six more weeks of winter? Well, he was but a humble carpenter from near the Sea of Galilee..."
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Well, it took a lot of hard work, patience, time, blood, sweat and tears, but I'm pretty much in the exact same place.
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM