Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion.
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All kids today care about is their phones and the specter of human extinction
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
All kids today care about is their phones and the specter of human extinction
Bari Weiss was brought in specifically to destroy CBS News. I wonder if she knows this.
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Bari Weiss was brought in specifically to destroy CBS News. I wonder if she knows this.
The unbelievable volume of Epstein file emails documenting crimes and other heinous acts is such a tell that the wealthy and powerful never even thought for a moment that there would ever be any consequences.
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The unbelievable volume of Epstein file emails documenting crimes and other heinous acts is such a tell that the wealthy and powerful never even thought for a moment that there would ever be any consequences.
The billionaire goal of "make everyone too dumb to notice or understand what is really happening" is blatantly obvious.
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The billionaire goal of "make everyone too dumb to notice or understand what is really happening" is blatantly obvious.
If they ever happen, the ICE hearings should not be run by Liz Cheyney.
February 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
If they ever happen, the ICE hearings should not be run by Liz Cheyney.
At least there's still books and music.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
At least there's still books and music.
I will forever blame the prior administration for failing to take steps to prevent everything happening now that was easily foreseeable and preventable.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I will forever blame the prior administration for failing to take steps to prevent everything happening now that was easily foreseeable and preventable.
Looks like "Seeing how fascism plays out" has not been an optimal strategy for the Dems.
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Looks like "Seeing how fascism plays out" has not been an optimal strategy for the Dems.
Little known fact:
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Little known fact:
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
Today's breakfast and last night's pizza appear remarkably similar.
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Today's breakfast and last night's pizza appear remarkably similar.
When I'm meeting new people, I have a friend introduce me ahead of time as "co-creator" of some very popular thing, but also say that I hate to talk about it so please don't even bring it up.
"He is one of the co-creators of American Idol, but DO NOT mention it."
"He is one of the co-creators of American Idol, but DO NOT mention it."
February 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
When I'm meeting new people, I have a friend introduce me ahead of time as "co-creator" of some very popular thing, but also say that I hate to talk about it so please don't even bring it up.
"He is one of the co-creators of American Idol, but DO NOT mention it."
"He is one of the co-creators of American Idol, but DO NOT mention it."
It is all there in the news, in the Epstein files, everywhere you look.
And there will never be consequences for the wealthy and powerful.
And there will never be consequences for the wealthy and powerful.
I feel the best way to hold people accountable is to let them get away with everything without any consequences.
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
It is all there in the news, in the Epstein files, everywhere you look.
And there will never be consequences for the wealthy and powerful.
And there will never be consequences for the wealthy and powerful.
"No, you're thinking of my cousin Edward."
- Gus Spoonhands
- Gus Spoonhands
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
"No, you're thinking of my cousin Edward."
- Gus Spoonhands
- Gus Spoonhands
Fired from our rap group for overly explained obscure references:
🎶Yo, I bring the spark, like 9th century King Bagsecg of Denmark, check his Wikipedia entry at w-w-w-e-n-dot-wikipedia-dot-org-front slash-wiki-front slash-list-underscore-of-underscore-of-monarchs-underscore-of-Denmark, yeah son
🎶Yo, I bring the spark, like 9th century King Bagsecg of Denmark, check his Wikipedia entry at w-w-w-e-n-dot-wikipedia-dot-org-front slash-wiki-front slash-list-underscore-of-underscore-of-monarchs-underscore-of-Denmark, yeah son
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Fired from our rap group for overly explained obscure references:
🎶Yo, I bring the spark, like 9th century King Bagsecg of Denmark, check his Wikipedia entry at w-w-w-e-n-dot-wikipedia-dot-org-front slash-wiki-front slash-list-underscore-of-underscore-of-monarchs-underscore-of-Denmark, yeah son
🎶Yo, I bring the spark, like 9th century King Bagsecg of Denmark, check his Wikipedia entry at w-w-w-e-n-dot-wikipedia-dot-org-front slash-wiki-front slash-list-underscore-of-underscore-of-monarchs-underscore-of-Denmark, yeah son
I guess Mike Johnson missed law school the day they taught all of the laws.
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I guess Mike Johnson missed law school the day they taught all of the laws.
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Found a couple of technical plot holes in "Weird Science."
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Found a couple of technical plot holes in "Weird Science."
You can do anything you put your mind to, but if it takes any effort whatsoever don't bother.
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
You can do anything you put your mind to, but if it takes any effort whatsoever don't bother.
We are numb to the horribleness of horrible people
February 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
We are numb to the horribleness of horrible people
I just visited a ranch. It tasted nothing like the dressing.
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I just visited a ranch. It tasted nothing like the dressing.
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Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
If you know the reference "SMALL seasoned curlies!" then we are already best friends.
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
If you know the reference "SMALL seasoned curlies!" then we are already best friends.
Our groundhog-based weather science is not going to earn any additional respect from the aliens observing us.
February 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Our groundhog-based weather science is not going to earn any additional respect from the aliens observing us.
"You know who else saw his shadow thereby predicting six more weeks of winter? Well, he was but a humble carpenter from near the Sea of Galilee..."
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"You know who else saw his shadow thereby predicting six more weeks of winter? Well, he was but a humble carpenter from near the Sea of Galilee..."
Well, it took a lot of hard work, patience, time, blood, sweat and tears, but I'm pretty much in the exact same place.
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Well, it took a lot of hard work, patience, time, blood, sweat and tears, but I'm pretty much in the exact same place.