Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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Just my stuff:
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Pinned
Buckle up for "they can't let the midterms happen"
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Buckle up for "they can't let the midterms happen"
Movie idea:
"Groundhog Day" meets "Edge of Tomorrow"
"Groundhog Day" meets "Edge of Tomorrow"
February 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Movie idea:
"Groundhog Day" meets "Edge of Tomorrow"
"Groundhog Day" meets "Edge of Tomorrow"
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Insomnia is my co-pilot.
January 29, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Insomnia is my co-pilot.
Before you say you hate this timeline, keep in mind that there are still plenty of asteroids out there.
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Before you say you hate this timeline, keep in mind that there are still plenty of asteroids out there.
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Beginning to understand why the kids were eating tide pods there for a bit.
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Beginning to understand why the kids were eating tide pods there for a bit.
It is funny that Elon might not be implicated in the Epstein scandal because he was too lame even for people who thought Alan Dershowitz was cool.
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
It is funny that Elon might not be implicated in the Epstein scandal because he was too lame even for people who thought Alan Dershowitz was cool.
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[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
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Qanon metastasized over liberals exchanging messages like "I'm hungry, what toppings should we get on the pizza?" & deactivated because it turns out the real conspiracy was conservative emails reading "hey Jeff, what's a good time for me to visit your pedophile island so we can molest kids?"
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Qanon metastasized over liberals exchanging messages like "I'm hungry, what toppings should we get on the pizza?" & deactivated because it turns out the real conspiracy was conservative emails reading "hey Jeff, what's a good time for me to visit your pedophile island so we can molest kids?"
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A drag queen who rents moving trailers and trucks named Ru-Haul
a drag queen who owns a beerpub named Brue Paul
a vengeful drag queen named Rue the Day Paul
January 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
A drag queen who rents moving trailers and trucks named Ru-Haul
Epstein had a private rape island and the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world were like "Dude, when can I come over?"
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Epstein had a private rape island and the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world were like "Dude, when can I come over?"
a drag queen with Minions named Gru Paul
a drag queen who loves heavy metal named Mötley Crüe Paul
a drag queen who owns a beerpub named Brue Paul
January 31, 2026 at 7:58 PM
a drag queen with Minions named Gru Paul
In the darkest times, may the silliest things amuse you.
January 31, 2026 at 7:56 PM
In the darkest times, may the silliest things amuse you.
a drag queen who loves heavy metal named Mötley Crüe Paul
a drag queen who owns a beerpub named Brue Paul
a vengeful drag queen named Rue the Day Paul
January 31, 2026 at 7:56 PM
a drag queen who loves heavy metal named Mötley Crüe Paul
a drag queen who owns a beerpub named Brue Paul
a vengeful drag queen named Rue the Day Paul
January 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
a drag queen who owns a beerpub named Brue Paul
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a vengeful drag queen named Rue the Day Paul
January 31, 2026 at 6:15 PM
a vengeful drag queen named Rue the Day Paul
"Marty Supreme" movie review
⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You know that it's not ideal when my summary of this movie is "not enough ping-pong."
⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You know that it's not ideal when my summary of this movie is "not enough ping-pong."
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
"Marty Supreme" movie review
⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You know that it's not ideal when my summary of this movie is "not enough ping-pong."
⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You know that it's not ideal when my summary of this movie is "not enough ping-pong."
In view of the recent Epstein file drop, the president will be moving Ghislaine Maxwell to an even lower security facility.
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 PM
In view of the recent Epstein file drop, the president will be moving Ghislaine Maxwell to an even lower security facility.
I like to remind myself at times like this
*finger to their lips*
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. There aren’t going to be any consequences. Ever.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. There aren’t going to be any consequences. Ever.
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I like to remind myself at times like this
Elon Musk once wronged a powerful witch
She grabbed his hand and looked him in the eye
And she whispered a single word
"Cringe"
And thus he was transformed for eternity
Into pure cringe
She grabbed his hand and looked him in the eye
And she whispered a single word
"Cringe"
And thus he was transformed for eternity
Into pure cringe
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Elon Musk once wronged a powerful witch
She grabbed his hand and looked him in the eye
And she whispered a single word
"Cringe"
And thus he was transformed for eternity
Into pure cringe
She grabbed his hand and looked him in the eye
And she whispered a single word
"Cringe"
And thus he was transformed for eternity
Into pure cringe
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gm and happy frozen frog friday
January 30, 2026 at 3:04 PM
gm and happy frozen frog friday
Same
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Same
Dear whoever is in charge of "these things happen in threes":
Have I got some names for you.
Have I got some names for you.
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Dear whoever is in charge of "these things happen in threes":
Have I got some names for you.
Have I got some names for you.
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Another sample of Catherine O'Hara's genius, from "For Your Consideration."
Home For Purim
YouTube video by somewherenorth83
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Another sample of Catherine O'Hara's genius, from "For Your Consideration."
The biggest beneficiary of the Melania movie debacle is "Zyzzyx Road" (2006).
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The biggest beneficiary of the Melania movie debacle is "Zyzzyx Road" (2006).