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Kashana
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TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife.

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The Payback is out today, and you can buy it wherever books are sold. It comes highly recommended by Publishers Weekly, Booklist, The Boston Globe, Vanity Fair, the LA Times, the NYT, and dozens of people who hang out on this very website.
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the "affordability's a hoax" stuff reminds me of the time mcdonald's gave its workers budgeting worksheets that included "2nd job" as part of financial planning

www.eater.com/2013/7/16/64...
McDonald’s Financial Advice to Employees: Get a 2nd Job
A national site covering food and dining culture, with 23 city sites tracking local dining scenes across hundreds of maps.
www.eater.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I think “speak to your fake dead relative” might be the most evil application of “AI” i’ve seen so far
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The proper question is if a tech bro stole your dead grandmother’s voice and made her say shit she didn’t say because she’s like, still dead, would you pay for it?
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Payback, a novel (2025)
I kinda hope that new Supergirl movie breaks this incredibly annoying spell that the only way to write a female main character is if they’re some bland girlboss, because there is a clear appetite for girl dirtbags and girlfailures
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Who needs a shared reality when we can just design our own news that has nothing to do with anyone else’s news?
The Washington Post is launching a personalized AI podcast, saying users will be able to "shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology."
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
He got up and was like I have two goals today (1) to get drunk (2) to win the war of 1812
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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(talking way too close to handheld lapel mic) MS NOW? where the hell is MR NOW?? Where is the nuclear family in all this
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Anyways, the real takeaway here is that you may be surprised at what doesn’t actually count as a lynching
December 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I feel like if you’re going to waste time and space defending someone for being hot, they should actually be hot
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just imagining the gingerbread cookie makers working overtime to slap on little gingerbread dicks
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I love that feeling when you’re vibing with a funny, emotional short story and then the writer throws out a quote you want to stick on your fridge forever. harpers.org/archive/2025...
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Nurse? We’re going to need 400 ccs of blood and a crunchwrap supreme.”
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Wait but people online keep telling me that this is a miracle technology that must be embraced immediately and criticizing it is ableist doomerism
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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My son had eaten not even an hour ago and I told him we weren’t stopping to get food….We drove past a billboard that says “ 1 in 5 children experiences hunger” and this boy says “And I’m the 6th one” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
My child asked me to order wingstop. I said no cuz her mama had JUST told me they had a bunch of food while she was with her. I tell this nigglet to go make a sammich or something, tell me why she look at me and say “if you hate me just say that 🙄”. Lil spoiled mf 😭 reverse psychology is CRAZY 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Packers highlights
Packers highlights
Even more highlights of the Green Bay packers
Could give 2 shits about your Spotify wrapped, what's your YouTube wrapped looking like?
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Honestly we should get together and start our own studio before there’s nowhere to sell things to
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
RFK Jr’s handpicked CDC panel rolls back keeping your children alive
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Disrupting the tech industry by introducing a smart washcloth with a built in camera
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution is actually just one big paper bag test
The Supreme Court just handed Texas Republicans at least 2 more House seats & possibly up to 5 despite the state GOP explicitly justifying their remap based on an unconstitutional use of race in redistricting.

Unsurprising from this court, and it's a bad sign for the upcoming Voting Rights Act case
BREAKING: Supreme Court sides with Texas Republicans in fight over congressional map. The new gerrymandered map will be used in the 2026 midterms. The vote is 6–3, with the Republican appointees siding with Texas.
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
His eyebrows are not here to make friends
This is EXACTLY who i want as the face of the military
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM