Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral.
Guardian of cosmic ideas.
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Guardian of cosmic ideas.
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Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
· Oct 21
If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
Good morning. I guess. If you want it to be. Ya know what what? Fuck it. Go back to bed.
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Good morning. I guess. If you want it to be. Ya know what what? Fuck it. Go back to bed.
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If you interact with me prepare to be both dazzled and disturbed
January 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
If you interact with me prepare to be both dazzled and disturbed
I know not all skeets aren’t about me; but a man can dream.
January 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I know not all skeets aren’t about me; but a man can dream.
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The term “booty call” doesn’t make sense to me. It implies that all parties involved plan on doing butt stuff. But “clitoris call” doesn’t exactly sound politically correct, so—
January 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
The term “booty call” doesn’t make sense to me. It implies that all parties involved plan on doing butt stuff. But “clitoris call” doesn’t exactly sound politically correct, so—
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I will never believe that anyone is less than me because of race, religion, gender, sexuality, etc.
I'm all about equal opportunity.
You are less than me because you're an awful fucking evil asshole.
I'm all about equal opportunity.
You are less than me because you're an awful fucking evil asshole.
January 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I will never believe that anyone is less than me because of race, religion, gender, sexuality, etc.
I'm all about equal opportunity.
You are less than me because you're an awful fucking evil asshole.
I'm all about equal opportunity.
You are less than me because you're an awful fucking evil asshole.
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Stop asking for an OnlyFans. There's only maybe two people who would dig it, and that's not gonna buy me chicken.
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Stop asking for an OnlyFans. There's only maybe two people who would dig it, and that's not gonna buy me chicken.
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Somewhere amidst the nonsense, one can always find a banger.
January 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Somewhere amidst the nonsense, one can always find a banger.
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airplanes should have balconies
January 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
airplanes should have balconies
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Saying areola sauce instead of aioli
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Saying areola sauce instead of aioli
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If this is the end of the world as we know it, I don’t feel fine. I desperately want a bowl of cereal.
January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
If this is the end of the world as we know it, I don’t feel fine. I desperately want a bowl of cereal.
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Do all Swedish words suddenly sound like sneezes, or is that just the edible talking?
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Do all Swedish words suddenly sound like sneezes, or is that just the edible talking?
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going to take a shower so hot that it evaporates my thoughts
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
going to take a shower so hot that it evaporates my thoughts
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how many winters of discontent must we get
January 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
how many winters of discontent must we get
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Did I take this edible—
or did this edible take ME!?
or did this edible take ME!?
January 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Did I take this edible—
or did this edible take ME!?
or did this edible take ME!?
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I’m ……….
bored
in
da
house
and
I’m
in
da
house
bored ….……
….…… I’m
bored
in
da
house
and
I’m
in
da
house
….…… bored
bored
in
da
house
and
I’m
in
da
house
bored ….……
….…… I’m
bored
in
da
house
and
I’m
in
da
house
….…… bored
January 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I’m ……….
bored
in
da
house
and
I’m
in
da
house
bored ….……
….…… I’m
bored
in
da
house
and
I’m
in
da
house
….…… bored
bored
in
da
house
and
I’m
in
da
house
bored ….……
….…… I’m
bored
in
da
house
and
I’m
in
da
house
….…… bored
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It’s alright, you guys—very few people get me. You are not alone.
January 13, 2026 at 9:34 PM
It’s alright, you guys—very few people get me. You are not alone.
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[taps brain with knuckles]
Is this thing on? … Oh, it is!? Well, is there a way to turn it off, then?
Is this thing on? … Oh, it is!? Well, is there a way to turn it off, then?
January 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
[taps brain with knuckles]
Is this thing on? … Oh, it is!? Well, is there a way to turn it off, then?
Is this thing on? … Oh, it is!? Well, is there a way to turn it off, then?
Why appointment time if appointment time not being kept?
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Why appointment time if appointment time not being kept?
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Protip: Do not show up at an attorney's office expecting to be seen that day.
January 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Protip: Do not show up at an attorney's office expecting to be seen that day.
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What if you were a dragon but also very scared of heights and fire? You guys—that would be such a sad life
January 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
What if you were a dragon but also very scared of heights and fire? You guys—that would be such a sad life
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I was expecting more than just a punch in the stomach for my performance review
January 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I was expecting more than just a punch in the stomach for my performance review
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i need a thanos snap so every maga everywhere dissolves into rainbow doritos
January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
i need a thanos snap so every maga everywhere dissolves into rainbow doritos
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Energy vampires everywhere these days.
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Energy vampires everywhere these days.