Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral.
Guardian of cosmic ideas.
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Guardian of cosmic ideas.
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Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
· Oct 21
If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
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Mind ya bidness. Good morning! 🩷
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Mind ya bidness. Good morning! 🩷
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Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
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Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
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I’m just Five Guys in a trench coat.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’m just Five Guys in a trench coat.
1st wave of guests are here. 2nd and 3rd wave showing up tomorrow. 20+ for Tday and I’m at “Fuck You” stage already.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
1st wave of guests are here. 2nd and 3rd wave showing up tomorrow. 20+ for Tday and I’m at “Fuck You” stage already.
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How I’m rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
How I’m rolling up to Thanksgiving
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In his world of sunsets, I was his Northern Lights
In English we say “I want you.”
In poetry we say______?
In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
In his world of sunsets, I was his Northern Lights
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a soup bowl that changes color once your soup has cooled to an optimal temperature
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
a soup bowl that changes color once your soup has cooled to an optimal temperature
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Hot singles in your area want to serenade you
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hot singles in your area want to serenade you
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Not to brag but I’m really good at minding my own business.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Not to brag but I’m really good at minding my own business.
Hosting 20 for thanksgiving and I’m a bit frazzled.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hosting 20 for thanksgiving and I’m a bit frazzled.
I feel like a resort. I have TWO patio heaters now. 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I feel like a resort. I have TWO patio heaters now. 🙄
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Just once could someone make wine from my tears
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just once could someone make wine from my tears
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He's a 10 but he breathes
He’s a 10, but no he isn’t
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
He's a 10 but he breathes
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He’s a 10 but his mom is a -8
He's a 10 but he breathes
He’s a 10, but no he isn’t
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He’s a 10 but his mom is a -8
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My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor. More on that after the break...
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My wife is kicking me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor. More on that after the break...
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He's a 10 but says nucular instead of nuclear
He’s a 10 but he told me his grandmother died 3 times
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He's a 10 but says nucular instead of nuclear
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Q: Why is income only gross until it’s deducted?
A: idk. nobody even knows.
A: idk. nobody even knows.
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Q: Why is income only gross until it’s deducted?
A: idk. nobody even knows.
A: idk. nobody even knows.
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he's a 10 but he says libarry
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
he's a 10 but he says libarry
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He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
he's a 10 but he says libarry
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
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He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
he's a 10 but he says libarry
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
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He’s a 10 but he told me his grandmother died 3 times
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
He’s a 10 but he told me his grandmother died 3 times
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Me: These are all my earnings.
The government: Ew! That’s gross. Give it to us.
The government: Ew! That’s gross. Give it to us.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Me: These are all my earnings.
The government: Ew! That’s gross. Give it to us.
The government: Ew! That’s gross. Give it to us.
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Murder, she answered.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Murder, she answered.
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I’d murder you.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’d murder you.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.