JJ Rymr
@jjrymer.bsky.social
Wisconsin shit-poster with mental health issues... enjoy!
May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼
Twitter refugee-2024 election
Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖,
comic🎙️, tequilas...
May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼
Twitter refugee-2024 election
Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖,
comic🎙️, tequilas...
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JJ Rymr
@jjrymer.bsky.social
· Jan 22
I've seen every season of me and I still don't understand my current episode...
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Why would I eat healthy to live longer when both those things sound bad
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Why would I eat healthy to live longer when both those things sound bad
[first date]
I've seen Clerks almost as many times as I've seen Monty Python's Holy Grail!
Her: *leaves
I've seen Clerks almost as many times as I've seen Monty Python's Holy Grail!
Her: *leaves
December 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
[first date]
I've seen Clerks almost as many times as I've seen Monty Python's Holy Grail!
Her: *leaves
I've seen Clerks almost as many times as I've seen Monty Python's Holy Grail!
Her: *leaves
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My brain parts hurt.
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
My brain parts hurt.
Four score and seven years from now we still won't have a decent ballroom at the White House!
-Lincoln probably
-Lincoln probably
“It is something that has been needed and desired at the White House for over 150 years, but something which no other President was equipped to do…”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Four score and seven years from now we still won't have a decent ballroom at the White House!
-Lincoln probably
-Lincoln probably
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chapstick but it makes ur lips more chapped. i call it chapstick.
February 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
chapstick but it makes ur lips more chapped. i call it chapstick.
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WHO ARE YOU CALLING ILLITERIT?
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
WHO ARE YOU CALLING ILLITERIT?
I'm still trying to find my "stroke" as it were...
As it were" is an idiom that means "in a way," "so to speak," or "as if it were really so". It's used to indicate that a phrase is not meant literally, to introduce a metaphor, or to soften a statement, making it sound less definite.
As it were" is an idiom that means "in a way," "so to speak," or "as if it were really so". It's used to indicate that a phrase is not meant literally, to introduce a metaphor, or to soften a statement, making it sound less definite.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I'm still trying to find my "stroke" as it were...
As it were" is an idiom that means "in a way," "so to speak," or "as if it were really so". It's used to indicate that a phrase is not meant literally, to introduce a metaphor, or to soften a statement, making it sound less definite.
As it were" is an idiom that means "in a way," "so to speak," or "as if it were really so". It's used to indicate that a phrase is not meant literally, to introduce a metaphor, or to soften a statement, making it sound less definite.
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i’ve taken the whole thing apart and still can’t find the dishwasher safe
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i’ve taken the whole thing apart and still can’t find the dishwasher safe
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ripleys believe it or else
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
ripleys believe it or else
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I don't know where the time goes, but I will find it and I will kill it.
December 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I don't know where the time goes, but I will find it and I will kill it.
Quiet coyote.. I need a minute
a man in a blue shirt is giving a middle finger
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is giving a middle finger
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Quiet coyote.. I need a minute
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If Kirby sucked me up his super power would be riffs and not sleeping
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
If Kirby sucked me up his super power would be riffs and not sleeping
If Kirby sucked me up his super powers would be thinking and not doing...
If Kirby sucked me up his super power would be riffs and not sleeping
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
If Kirby sucked me up his super powers would be thinking and not doing...
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An advent calendar, but full of different psych meds.
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
An advent calendar, but full of different psych meds.
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I've been stuck inside my own head a lot lately which is so weird with all the space that's in there.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I've been stuck inside my own head a lot lately which is so weird with all the space that's in there.
*watching a sword fight in an action movie
*hasn't intentionally exercised in 24 years
I could do that
*hasn't intentionally exercised in 24 years
I could do that
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
*watching a sword fight in an action movie
*hasn't intentionally exercised in 24 years
I could do that
*hasn't intentionally exercised in 24 years
I could do that
I used AI to skeet this...
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I used AI to skeet this...
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*forgetting I'm mentally ill and googling my symptoms* Lol oh right
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
*forgetting I'm mentally ill and googling my symptoms* Lol oh right
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Doing my best to stay on the naughty list
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Doing my best to stay on the naughty list
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I’m like the anti-Dorian Gray. There’s a painting of me somewhere getting more handsome
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’m like the anti-Dorian Gray. There’s a painting of me somewhere getting more handsome
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
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Who up thinking they getting uglier at an alarming rate
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Who up thinking they getting uglier at an alarming rate
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i can eat an unfathomable amount of different toasted bread products
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i can eat an unfathomable amount of different toasted bread products
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I named my fists Abbott and Costello because I'm about to let you know who's on first
I named my fists Moby and Dick because I am about to whale on you.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I named my fists Abbott and Costello because I'm about to let you know who's on first