Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Say, any of you boys smithies? - U. E. McGill
Me alone:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Say, any of you boys smithies? - U. E. McGill
Me alone:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
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Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
· Jan 22
This is a pleasing meme. I will talk about nice things and I'd love to hear about yours.
1 like = 1 thing I love
1 like = 1 thing I love
😳
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
😳
TFW you're cooking a steak on the grill and chicken in the oven and realize you've lived your way into a Moldy Peaches song 😆
@kimyadawson.bsky.social
@kimyadawson.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
TFW you're cooking a steak on the grill and chicken in the oven and realize you've lived your way into a Moldy Peaches song 😆
@kimyadawson.bsky.social
@kimyadawson.bsky.social
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West Point plaque: "Our code of military obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law."
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
West Point plaque: "Our code of military obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law."
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
Wow. So the chatbot is breaking its own terms of service in responding to questions about self-harm or suicide. 🤔
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Wow. So the chatbot is breaking its own terms of service in responding to questions about self-harm or suicide. 🤔
And the sequel:
Thanks for stopping by my broadcast but would throwing it a like or a comment fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
Thanks for stopping by my broadcast but would throwing it a like or a comment fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
And the sequel:
Thanks for stopping by my broadcast but would throwing it a like or a comment fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
Thanks for stopping by my broadcast but would throwing it a like or a comment fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
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All pies are good Ian, if they weren’t good why would they be in pie form
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
All pies are good Ian, if they weren’t good why would they be in pie form
Heroes everywhere if you just know where to look
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Heroes everywhere if you just know where to look
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I thought i was here alone but I just got busted singing to the cat
🎶We built this kitty
We built this kitty on rock n roll🎶
🎶We built this kitty
We built this kitty on rock n roll🎶
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I thought i was here alone but I just got busted singing to the cat
🎶We built this kitty
We built this kitty on rock n roll🎶
🎶We built this kitty
We built this kitty on rock n roll🎶
If the pro football hall is going to do rounds of competition like American Idol, we need to have at least one round of singing before the judges
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If the pro football hall is going to do rounds of competition like American Idol, we need to have at least one round of singing before the judges
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Col. Nicole Mann (USMC) is a pilot & NASA astronaut. She is the first #NativeAmerican woman to go into space & to go on a spacewalk.
US Naval Academy & Stanford grad (engineering), she is of Wailaki heritage (Round Valley Indian Tribes).
#NativeAmericanHeritageMonth #WomenInSTEM #AstronautEnvy🚀
US Naval Academy & Stanford grad (engineering), she is of Wailaki heritage (Round Valley Indian Tribes).
#NativeAmericanHeritageMonth #WomenInSTEM #AstronautEnvy🚀
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Col. Nicole Mann (USMC) is a pilot & NASA astronaut. She is the first #NativeAmerican woman to go into space & to go on a spacewalk.
US Naval Academy & Stanford grad (engineering), she is of Wailaki heritage (Round Valley Indian Tribes).
#NativeAmericanHeritageMonth #WomenInSTEM #AstronautEnvy🚀
US Naval Academy & Stanford grad (engineering), she is of Wailaki heritage (Round Valley Indian Tribes).
#NativeAmericanHeritageMonth #WomenInSTEM #AstronautEnvy🚀
It is slightly raining and I find this a personal affront to me personally
a man with a beard says " i challenge you " in front of a table of food
Alt: a man with a beard says " i challenge you " in front of a table of food
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It is slightly raining and I find this a personal affront to me personally
or...does it? 🤔
Technically speaking, I think it stops being vegetable soup once your mom got in there
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
or...does it? 🤔
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"I have learned to photosynthesize so as not to support any problematic cultures"
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"I have learned to photosynthesize so as not to support any problematic cultures"
Define your music taste in eight artists
The Beatles
Miles Davis
Robert Johnson
Joni Mitchell
Einstürzende Neubauten
Igor Stravinsky
Fela Kuti
Hank Williams Sr.
The Beatles
Miles Davis
Robert Johnson
Joni Mitchell
Einstürzende Neubauten
Igor Stravinsky
Fela Kuti
Hank Williams Sr.
Define your music taste in eight artists
In Flames
Aretha Franklin
Nightwish
Kris Kristofferson
Orbit Culture
Johnny Cash
Nirvana
Patti Smith
In Flames
Aretha Franklin
Nightwish
Kris Kristofferson
Orbit Culture
Johnny Cash
Nirvana
Patti Smith
Define your music taste in eight artists
Insomnium
Mike Oldfield
New Order
Joy Division
P. Lion
The Durutti Column
Fischer-Z
Propaganda
Insomnium
Mike Oldfield
New Order
Joy Division
P. Lion
The Durutti Column
Fischer-Z
Propaganda
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Define your music taste in eight artists
The Beatles
Miles Davis
Robert Johnson
Joni Mitchell
Einstürzende Neubauten
Igor Stravinsky
Fela Kuti
Hank Williams Sr.
The Beatles
Miles Davis
Robert Johnson
Joni Mitchell
Einstürzende Neubauten
Igor Stravinsky
Fela Kuti
Hank Williams Sr.
Name something that Eelaware eats after midnight
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Name something that Eelaware eats after midnight
One of the most beautiful songs ever put to wax ✨
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
One of the most beautiful songs ever put to wax ✨
Won't someone think of the billionaires and their bottom line
It's a PROfit margin not an ANTIfit margin
It's a PROfit margin not an ANTIfit margin
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Won't someone think of the billionaires and their bottom line
It's a PROfit margin not an ANTIfit margin
It's a PROfit margin not an ANTIfit margin
🎶 "When we're out together dancing feet to feet" 🎶
coworker: hey are you going to the all-hands meeting?
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
🎶 "When we're out together dancing feet to feet" 🎶
🙏 godspeed
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
🙏 godspeed
Got my allergy shots, signed the final construction paperwork, I've been rockin in the free world this morning
And how is your Monday?
And how is your Monday?
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Got my allergy shots, signed the final construction paperwork, I've been rockin in the free world this morning
And how is your Monday?
And how is your Monday?
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again