Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Say, any of you boys smithies? - U. E. McGill
Me alone:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Say, any of you boys smithies? - U. E. McGill
Me alone:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
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Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
· Jan 22
This is a pleasing meme. I will talk about nice things and I'd love to hear about yours.
1 like = 1 thing I love
1 like = 1 thing I love
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Does your church have an issue with dogs wandering in? Get yourself some LAZY TONGS.
January 16, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Does your church have an issue with dogs wandering in? Get yourself some LAZY TONGS.
Tonight is all about french fries with mayonnaise and I am so into it
January 16, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Tonight is all about french fries with mayonnaise and I am so into it
Centrists, come get your hero
With fascist democrats like this, who needs MAGA?
With fascist democrats like this, who needs MAGA?
Breaking News: Governor Gavin Newsom called on California municipalities to outlaw homeless encampments and clear existing ones.
Newsom to Ask Cities to Ban Homeless Encampments, Escalating Crackdown
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Centrists, come get your hero
With fascist democrats like this, who needs MAGA?
With fascist democrats like this, who needs MAGA?
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Gavin Newsom is a slick-talking rich transphobic cop-loving dishonest opportunist. He takes his marching orders from billionaires.
Newsom is a phony. I think most Americans can see right through him.
I don't think he stands a chance in the general. He's Joe Lieberman with better hair.
Newsom is a phony. I think most Americans can see right through him.
I don't think he stands a chance in the general. He's Joe Lieberman with better hair.
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Gavin Newsom is a slick-talking rich transphobic cop-loving dishonest opportunist. He takes his marching orders from billionaires.
Newsom is a phony. I think most Americans can see right through him.
I don't think he stands a chance in the general. He's Joe Lieberman with better hair.
Newsom is a phony. I think most Americans can see right through him.
I don't think he stands a chance in the general. He's Joe Lieberman with better hair.
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In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
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January 16, 2026 at 5:54 AM
1985 ML albums league! The contenders:
Head on the door - Cure
Songs from the big chair - Tears For Fears
Centerfield - John Fogerty
Meat is murder - Smiths
Scarecrow - John Mellencamp
No jacket required - Phil Collins
Grace Jones
Rites of spring
Mine: Rain Dogs - Tom Waits
Head on the door - Cure
Songs from the big chair - Tears For Fears
Centerfield - John Fogerty
Meat is murder - Smiths
Scarecrow - John Mellencamp
No jacket required - Phil Collins
Grace Jones
Rites of spring
Mine: Rain Dogs - Tom Waits
January 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
1985 ML albums league! The contenders:
Head on the door - Cure
Songs from the big chair - Tears For Fears
Centerfield - John Fogerty
Meat is murder - Smiths
Scarecrow - John Mellencamp
No jacket required - Phil Collins
Grace Jones
Rites of spring
Mine: Rain Dogs - Tom Waits
Head on the door - Cure
Songs from the big chair - Tears For Fears
Centerfield - John Fogerty
Meat is murder - Smiths
Scarecrow - John Mellencamp
No jacket required - Phil Collins
Grace Jones
Rites of spring
Mine: Rain Dogs - Tom Waits
Itsa me, Eelio
There's a local chain here called El Diablo Burritos and I just really like their branding
January 15, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Itsa me, Eelio
Daiya pizza changed their recipe and it's really quite good now
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Daiya pizza changed their recipe and it's really quite good now
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All 3 branches of gov corrupt:
- Exec: war crimes, fails constitutional oath
- Judicial: bribes from billionaires, fails Alexander Hamilton test
- Legislative: bribes from billionaires/foreign entities, war crimes, fails constitutional oath
Looks more like a criminal enterprise than a government.
- Exec: war crimes, fails constitutional oath
- Judicial: bribes from billionaires, fails Alexander Hamilton test
- Legislative: bribes from billionaires/foreign entities, war crimes, fails constitutional oath
Looks more like a criminal enterprise than a government.
If it was not clear before, it is undeniable now: the President, Congress, and Supreme Court no longer support and defend the Constitution.
June 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
All 3 branches of gov corrupt:
- Exec: war crimes, fails constitutional oath
- Judicial: bribes from billionaires, fails Alexander Hamilton test
- Legislative: bribes from billionaires/foreign entities, war crimes, fails constitutional oath
Looks more like a criminal enterprise than a government.
- Exec: war crimes, fails constitutional oath
- Judicial: bribes from billionaires, fails Alexander Hamilton test
- Legislative: bribes from billionaires/foreign entities, war crimes, fails constitutional oath
Looks more like a criminal enterprise than a government.
Guys want only one thing and it's free time to read Gravity's Rainbow
January 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Guys want only one thing and it's free time to read Gravity's Rainbow
If Kyrsten Sinema asked me to introduce her to The Chemical Brothers, I would say no
If Krysten Sinema asked me if I could get some MDMA I would say no
January 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
If Kyrsten Sinema asked me to introduce her to The Chemical Brothers, I would say no
Anyway good morning
I'm up early for some insane reason
what's going right for you today? I'm going to listen to more of this
I'm up early for some insane reason
what's going right for you today? I'm going to listen to more of this
David Bowie Montreux the complete show july 18th 2002
YouTube video by DB and TM
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Anyway good morning
I'm up early for some insane reason
what's going right for you today? I'm going to listen to more of this
I'm up early for some insane reason
what's going right for you today? I'm going to listen to more of this
muting all the 30-something discourse about McCartney
yeah we get it - Wings "sucked"
🙄
yeah we get it - Wings "sucked"
🙄
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
muting all the 30-something discourse about McCartney
yeah we get it - Wings "sucked"
🙄
yeah we get it - Wings "sucked"
🙄
🙏🙌
January 15, 2026 at 4:16 AM
🙏🙌
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Velazquez: The American people are upset. They did not sign on for this. The most fundamental principle for the American people is fairness and humane policies, not beating the shit out of people, especially vulnerable women and children.
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Velazquez: The American people are upset. They did not sign on for this. The most fundamental principle for the American people is fairness and humane policies, not beating the shit out of people, especially vulnerable women and children.
seems your favorite Eel wasn't someone's cup of tea tonight (first date)
Oh well
Oh well
a woman is sitting on a couch with a lamp and the words how could anyone not like him ..
Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch with a lamp and the words how could anyone not like him ..
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
seems your favorite Eel wasn't someone's cup of tea tonight (first date)
Oh well
Oh well
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Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
Reposted by Eelaware
January 14, 2026 at 11:04 AM
All of them, not kidding
But when I have to pick one I usually say I Am The Walrus and Penny Lane and Something because I cannot pick one
But when I have to pick one I usually say I Am The Walrus and Penny Lane and Something because I cannot pick one
Name your fav song by The Beatles.
January 14, 2026 at 12:54 AM
All of them, not kidding
But when I have to pick one I usually say I Am The Walrus and Penny Lane and Something because I cannot pick one
But when I have to pick one I usually say I Am The Walrus and Penny Lane and Something because I cannot pick one
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The path here was laid by a hundred thousand failures & betrayals by everyone in power. Republicans, Democrats, judges, prosecutors. Decade after decade of bowing to capital. Refusing to punish white collar crime. Ignoring the demands of Black & Indigenous people.
Nothing less than TOTAL overhaul.
Nothing less than TOTAL overhaul.
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The path here was laid by a hundred thousand failures & betrayals by everyone in power. Republicans, Democrats, judges, prosecutors. Decade after decade of bowing to capital. Refusing to punish white collar crime. Ignoring the demands of Black & Indigenous people.
Nothing less than TOTAL overhaul.
Nothing less than TOTAL overhaul.
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sorry about the helium shortage i’m trying to get my yurt to the moon
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
sorry about the helium shortage i’m trying to get my yurt to the moon
ME, standing up: omg so tired can barely keep my eyes open 😴
ME, lying down: 😳 I wonder if any of my revolutionary war relatives played music 🤔
ME, lying down: 😳 I wonder if any of my revolutionary war relatives played music 🤔
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
ME, standing up: omg so tired can barely keep my eyes open 😴
ME, lying down: 😳 I wonder if any of my revolutionary war relatives played music 🤔
ME, lying down: 😳 I wonder if any of my revolutionary war relatives played music 🤔
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We need to bring back “we live in a society” but not fucking ironic joker shit because fuck man I have encountered so many people who do not understand how to be part of a fucking society
January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
We need to bring back “we live in a society” but not fucking ironic joker shit because fuck man I have encountered so many people who do not understand how to be part of a fucking society
sure thing
> universal healthcare
> UBI
> housing for all
> feed everyone
> tax the rich
> enforce corporate monopoly laws
then...police and prison abolition. hope that helps!
> universal healthcare
> UBI
> housing for all
> feed everyone
> tax the rich
> enforce corporate monopoly laws
then...police and prison abolition. hope that helps!
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in. n.pr/3NH3yso
As birthrates tumble, some progressives say the left needs to offer ideas and solutions
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in.
n.pr
January 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
sure thing
> universal healthcare
> UBI
> housing for all
> feed everyone
> tax the rich
> enforce corporate monopoly laws
then...police and prison abolition. hope that helps!
> universal healthcare
> UBI
> housing for all
> feed everyone
> tax the rich
> enforce corporate monopoly laws
then...police and prison abolition. hope that helps!