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Chris Huff Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son "Say, any of you boys smithies? - U. E. McGill Me alone: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · Jan 22

This is a pleasing meme. I will talk about nice things and I'd love to hear about yours.

1 like = 1 thing I love

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1h

ME: give it to me straight doctor. how long do i have
DOC: what
ME: left. to live
DOC: it's carpal tunnel syndrome. you're not going to die
ME: my god ... eternal life

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1d

Got really high and realized this is actually about the Democratic Party

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · Jul 14

In every single episode, the Scooby Doo gang discover a human is behind the mystery, not ghosts or mummies or whatever. Yet they begin each new case believing the villain is a supernatural being. Every time. Not once do they say “maybe it’s an old man like last time”

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 9h

It’s true: the cities are lawless and scary, if you live here sell your property as fast as possible, particularly if you have a 2 family row house from the 1920s with those nice bay windows.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 5h

That album kills me every time 💀🚪

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my demon totoro @woj.bsky.social · 5h

if piotr piwnik picked a peck of pickled polkas, how many pickled polkas did piotr piwnik pick?

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 8h

George Riting Ritenow Martin

Me and George RR Martin
He is sitting at a table signing books, I'm snapping a selfie

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 9h

George Ruh Roh Martin

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 9h

George Ryan Reynolds Martin

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10h

Wut now. Like Lassie?

Influential pet Friday afternoon - Spotify daylist

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 10h

Being brutally attacked here

Spotify playlist: Hipster Indie Sleaze Friday afternoon: Here's some hipster, indie sleaze, chill alternative, hanging out, 21st century, housewarming — inspired by your listening on Fridays in the afternoon. Made for Craig Calcaterra

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10h

He was super warm and friendly, as one would expect

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10h

"Does the sidewalk really end? We asked 100 groundhogs"

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10h

I'm also dressed like Homer Simpson 😃

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10h

I even know the music editor at WSJ (grade school friend). But tbf he was always kind of a dick 😂 so 🤷‍♂️

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10h

My kid LOVES it. She got a pic with all of them

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10h

Nifty! They are all sitting about 100 ft in front of me

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10h

I know WHAT it is, Rissaroni

I just don't know anything else about it

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10h

"Excuse me but which one of you is the Critical Role?"

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10h

😂 that's like saying The Fonz looks uncool compared to Ryan Gosling

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 1d

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.

Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.

on.wsj.com

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10h

Waiting in line in the middle of a fandom that you have no idea about is interesting

(holding a place on line for the kid)

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 10h

😂

Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 11h

TF is wrong with these people (rhetorical)

Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 1d

A tearful Kim Robinson reports that God showed her that Charlie Kirk was rewarded with a horse ranch in Heaven and she saw "Charlie riding on a horse, with Jesus."

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 11h

Your Eel and Charlie Starkweather

Martin Sheen and Eelaware at NY Comic Con

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 13h

so sorry for your loss