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Eelaware
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Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son

"Say, any of you boys smithies? - U. E. McGill

Me alone:
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He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦
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Well that's encouraging
JOSH ALLEN 0-6 CAREER RECORD IN OVERTIME 0-2 IN POSTSEASON
January 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Elvis died on the toilet for your sings Mirror images of the king framing a toilet sitting at the entrance of Graceland
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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not a word? Unpossible!
A screenshot from spelling bee says that the word acemilf is not a word
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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mmm limestone
UNCOOKED PURE 100% MEATLESS LIMESTONE Eat rocks. Only at Hardee's Picture of a block of limestone
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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children, be warned - this is what happens when you show your parent all the Hunger Games movies
first panel: Katniss and Gale walking down the street. Katniss says "gosh I'm hungry" second panel: Gale and Katniss seated looking at each other. Gale says "don't play games with me" third panel: Katniss looking up at Gale says "is that all you think this is? Just a hunger game?" fourth panel: Katniss and Gale are smiling in the grass
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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why does the wound have to be open
Wound center Push to open
January 12, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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This remaster is incredible

Transforms the record - A+++
David Bowie's heathen sitting on top of its case
January 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Discuss
Could John Coltrane have stopped the 2008 Subprime Mortgage Crisis? Picture of a house and a hand and John Coltrane holding a sax on an orange background.
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Such a metaphor
Mail mail no content A spam email
January 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Shut up please I'm manifesting It's a pig meditating leaning on a pillow Cartoon by Sid The Visual Kid on Instagram
January 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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I know I shouldn't look. But this makes me fucking ill. These people call themselves Christians and have names like "JoannaLovesDogs". Laughing over a woman being murdered like it's a big fucking game to them "ha ha look how upset the libs are". Hundreds of them. Friends of friends.
January 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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post something beautiful to combat the awful
two baby capybaras at the Cape May Zoo
January 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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found on FB - @jessicagraae.bsky.social
a very grumpy looking Michael Kors backpack
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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GOLD FRANKINCENSE MERRRR 3 wise men. Two are normal. One is a monster with a fangy underbite and a little creature in his hand that says Merrrrr
January 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Happy Epiphany to all who celebrate
SO THEN I SAYS TO HIM, I SAYS MELCHIOR, WHAT THIS FAMILY NEEDS IS SOME HIGH CLASS MYRRH. AM I RIGHT I'M RIGHT. I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. background pic is Heinrich Hofmann's the Visit of the Wise-Men
January 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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We're all very excited here

(except the progeny who is freaked out by me holding it and saying PRECIOUSSSS MY PRECIOUSSS 😂)
Two stuffed capybaras, slime cat, elf on the shelf, and a stuffed duck named Foosduck are sitting on the newest David Bowie box set
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Settle down Meta
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January 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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SUPER BLUE BLOOD TOTAL ECLIPSE MEGA UBER MOOOOOOON!!!!!!! !!!
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Tonight's listening since Clyde is not calling the game:

hilarious hippie board game included
"Acid trip take two extra turns"
I feel like I'm fixin to die by country joe and the fish album cover A hippie board game included with the country Joe and the fish record on a colorful piece of paper
January 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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"Oh MADURO! I thought you said....never mind"

Poster on wall of Oval Office:
Menudo album cover Reaching Out The boys are in striped tank tops and head bands
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Well I ordered it 🙏

The John Webber remasters of the last set were fookin incredible

I expect nothing less from this one

Merry Christmas to me 🎄
DAVID BOWIE I CAN'T GIVE EVERYTHING AWAY [2002-2016] DAVID BOWIE I CAN'T GIVE EVERYTHING AWAY (2002 - 2016) 18 LP BOX SET A picture of older David Bowie in a leather jacket
January 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Rectified Ian! You are like this amplifier, sleek and hip
A mesa boogie rectified amp head from the early 90s
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Feels like a personal attack tbh
A potato that has been fashioned into a couch
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Why is this in my saved photos?
Elf on the shelf cereal sitting on the shelf in the supermarket
December 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Rudolph's Shiny New Year aka one of the weirdest holiday shows ever
The stop motion figures of Rudolph's shiny new year featuring the baby new year, Father Time, Ben Franklin, Rudolph and the gang
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM