sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
six feet of radioactive decay and candy 🎄
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sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
· Dec 24
🎶 Making a list and checking it 14x because I have OCD and lots of other problems 🎶
i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
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Good morning to everyone except the small rodent under my hat who's instructing me to commit crimes
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Good morning to everyone except the small rodent under my hat who's instructing me to commit crimes
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i don't care how it happens. i hope it's funny, but more importantly, for the good of the world, i hope it's soon
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i don't care how it happens. i hope it's funny, but more importantly, for the good of the world, i hope it's soon
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Actually it's Frankincense's monster
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Actually it's Frankincense's monster
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Ballets.. for when you want a musical without the singing.
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ballets.. for when you want a musical without the singing.
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I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
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Some days you're the decoratively-painted windshield, some days you're the bah humbug
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Some days you're the decoratively-painted windshield, some days you're the bah humbug
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can we all agree to take it easy on ourselves tomorrow?
we are humans with hearts and souls and it's unnatural to soldier on as if we're unaffected
we are humans with hearts and souls and it's unnatural to soldier on as if we're unaffected
we are not meant to endure this much horrific news in a lifetime let alone a weekend
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
can we all agree to take it easy on ourselves tomorrow?
we are humans with hearts and souls and it's unnatural to soldier on as if we're unaffected
we are humans with hearts and souls and it's unnatural to soldier on as if we're unaffected
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Oversharing! In the replies
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Oversharing! In the replies
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Both cats are in bed with me. I can't do errands until they get up. I don't want to disturb them. This is an acceptable way to die.
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Both cats are in bed with me. I can't do errands until they get up. I don't want to disturb them. This is an acceptable way to die.
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If bread jokes make you challah, does it mean your sense of humor is rye?
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If bread jokes make you challah, does it mean your sense of humor is rye?
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there's funny people here
and then the rest of us
and then the rest of us
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
there's funny people here
and then the rest of us
and then the rest of us
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A major part of having dogs is asking why is that wet
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A major part of having dogs is asking why is that wet
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a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
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If you're cold they're cold, bring them inside
January 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you're cold they're cold, bring them inside
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An escape room but it's trying to change a duvet cover when you're high
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
An escape room but it's trying to change a duvet cover when you're high
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In lieu of furthering my career I have decided to be a vengeful spirit, dragging passersby into the cold grip of the lake's icy waters
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
In lieu of furthering my career I have decided to be a vengeful spirit, dragging passersby into the cold grip of the lake's icy waters
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sometimes I think about stores and the fragrance they put in the air that has been proven to make us want to buy things and then I forget how to breathe but anyway happy holidays to you too
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
sometimes I think about stores and the fragrance they put in the air that has been proven to make us want to buy things and then I forget how to breathe but anyway happy holidays to you too
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In some directions walking backwards is not only unencouraged but smiled upon. I do it as a way to undo things, and to get wound. Like crazy eyes to do it all again
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
In some directions walking backwards is not only unencouraged but smiled upon. I do it as a way to undo things, and to get wound. Like crazy eyes to do it all again
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Imagine hating me and I'm just over here wishing the very best for you
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here wishing the very best for you
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my baby took their first steps today towards driving me crazy
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
my baby took their first steps today towards driving me crazy
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Some famous people go by one name and everyone knows who they are. Madonna, Cher, etc. But we now have someone who sucks so bad they need zero name.
i love how no one even needs to use his name lol
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Some famous people go by one name and everyone knows who they are. Madonna, Cher, etc. But we now have someone who sucks so bad they need zero name.
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got to fucking around with the cigar box guitar again tonight and laid down this noisy bitch
walking blues
walking blues
December 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
got to fucking around with the cigar box guitar again tonight and laid down this noisy bitch
walking blues
walking blues
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hey is anyone else really fucking exhausted
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
hey is anyone else really fucking exhausted