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sweetie π

@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social

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six feet of radioactive decay and candy 🎃👻 sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · May 2

*knocking on your car window* a few miles back your dog’s ear was inside out thought you should know

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · Aug 29

Waffle House Introduces New Vegan Menu

A carrot and a cigarette on a Waffle House plate

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14h

she needs to be draped on a piano singing some cole porter standards

a rusty colored pussy cat reclining on a table and serving you know what

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15h

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15h

Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 1d

they should make doctor’s appointments that i am excited about

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harpy halloween @harpy.party · 15h

why do i post this shit

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 18h

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 18h

The nice thing about having such a dark imagination is that it makes living through nightmares relatively easy.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15h

i won it for my posts

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15h

i’m so relieved he didn’t win the nobel prize otherwise i’d have had to throw mine away

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

My posts haven't been good this year or since 2015 really but you caught me at a bad time.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2d

Never post in the middle of the night, or any other time.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 16h

Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Sep 26

[buying a pumpkin] One scary watermelon, please

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 18h

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sick of my awesome personality ruining lives and children's parties.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

*during sex

Sorry, I forgot to mention that I’m gross.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 17h

Who needs sex when you have cool ranch doritos?

Therapist: *scribbling furiously*

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 16h

Due to inflation I'll still be buying myself a little treat.

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BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 19h

Let's peek in on the Johnson's. We've switched their bidet to use rich warm Folgers Crystals.

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 4d

only watching the supermoon for the commercials

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 17h

Not enough people hate me. Going to form a ska band.

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 16h

(chomping cigarillo, squinting) making avocado toast like some kind of g.d. millennial

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16h

the arc of the moral universe is long but bends towards me crying in my car

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