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sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
six feet of radioactive decay and candy 🎄

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*leans out window* you there, boy! Is it still Lexus December to remember?
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whisper moon whispering
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
all those years i took ballet my steps were so light they wouldn’t crack glass and now i sometimes wonder if my legs are made out of logs
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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New from the creators of rainbows,
it’s The Snowbow
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Putting guacamole on like lipgloss to signal to potential mates that I can afford an avocado
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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“mondays, am i rite”

— bebé
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Seriously, just wandered past this place & thought of you, Sweetie
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Preview of a Forthcoming Supernova - From Goddard Space Flight Center - https://flic.kr/p/bka3Bw
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
the muppets take alcatraz
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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When the Muppets took Manhattan, I said nothing
March 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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judy blume's are you there goddamnit, don't leave me on read motherfucker
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
when it’s almost 3pm and all you’ve had to drink today is coffee
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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(David Lee Roth ghost) Iiiii ain’t got no body
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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They should invent a burrito that's already in my mouth.
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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People online will be like "do you even know who I AM in the Ducktales fanfic community??"
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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just got a text from my basement that says Scary Noise and i am freaking out
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I can no longer send "tips" to the FBI because they figured out I was just tricking them into listening to my demo tape
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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You had me at intolerable..
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Little House on the Prairie and chill?
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Jean Claude van darn
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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🎶 so thanks for making me a fighter 🎶
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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there are two types of women in the world.
the ones who think I’m handsome and the ones who aren’t my mom
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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My only motivation for leaving the house is the thought of getting home and taking my bra off
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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A Very This Mortal Coil Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a nice grilled cheeeeese! Four pepper jack, three gruyere and a side of camembert and brie
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM