Seamus O'Flaugherty
@seamussaid.bsky.social
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seamussaid.bsky.social
one my favorite things to do this time of year is attach 12 foot yard skeletons to the giant roadside crosses you find down here in the south
Imagine of a 12 foot yard skeleton attached to a giant Ibeam roadside cross like a often see in the American south (photoshopped by the author himself)
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robertscotthorton.bsky.social
Trey Reed, a student at Delta State University in Mississippi, was found hanging from a noose. Mississippi police ruled the death a suicide. Now an autopsy reportedly concludes that he suffered extensive blunt force trauma across his body before he died, meaning he was beaten before he was lynched.
Kaepernick-Funded Autopsy Reportedly Finds Trey Reed Didn’t Die by Suicide — Family Attorney Ben Crump Hasn’t Confirmed
According to a source who isn't authorized to comment publicly, the autopsy of Trey Reed reveals that his death was not caused by a suicide.
www.blackenterprise.com
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runoldman.bsky.social
Never become so old in your soul that your heart forgets how to laugh.
seamussaid.bsky.social
you've gotta hand it to Steven Miller, especially if it's way up on the top shelf
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anna-molly.bsky.social
I don’t want to brag, so I keep my life subpar
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splendidhobo.bsky.social
You can just say you’re the other guy from Wham! and people will believe you
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msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
upon my death i request to be placed in a clawfoot tub filled with marshmallows and suspended over a fire so people can make s’mores out of me
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stevesuckington.bsky.social
I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.
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scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help
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nursemurderer.bsky.social
urban outfitters is selling cassette walkmans for $99 if you wanna shoot your self in the face
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seamussaid.bsky.social
at first I was like *1st sax solo from Urgent ('81, Foreigner)*
then I realized I needed to be *2nd sax solo from Urgent ('81, Foreigner)*
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ironweed.bsky.social
The only place you need to be that tall to piss in a sink is probably Holland.
seamussaid.bsky.social
Yeah but at that height you have all the bases (and porch railings) covered
seamussaid.bsky.social
the thing you gotta remember about guys over 6'2" is that they have definitely pissed in a sink and they will again
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
my current road rage phrase is "by all means"
seamussaid.bsky.social
ngl it's pretty shitty being governed by folks that give more credence to war and spy movies than the lessoned learned by real war and spycraft
seamussaid.bsky.social
This is not about competition against the affordable care act this is about citizans who will see healthcare costs triple and you have no viable alternative in time
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barbiewithatude.bsky.social
Delulu extreme:
seamussaid.bsky.social
We should go bully them into giving Trump the Nobel Peace Prize
atrupar.com
Larry Kudlow to Sen. Eric Schmitt: "You and I should get on a plane, go to Davos or go to the UN or go to the Democratic Socialists who make these Nobel Prize decisions -- I think they'd rather shoot themselves than give him the Peace Prize. He deserves the Peace Prize."
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oneyebogey.bsky.social
Just give me a moment with the sound of the rain.
seamussaid.bsky.social
trying to reason with my daughter has me saying shit like “does miraculous ladybug do that at school? *buzzer sound* no.. do the K Pop Demon Hunters do that at school? *buzzer sound * no, if you wannabe a big girl you don’t do that at school“
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lisabug.bsky.social
The man next to me has cologne so strong that I’m dizzy with hallucinations, plus all those mushrooms I took.
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staykinduniverse.swifties.social
really hoping for civilization to make a comeback
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
Man I can’t process any of this bullshit and now you want me to wear pants?
seamussaid.bsky.social
We should go bully them into giving Trump the Nobel Peace Prize
atrupar.com
Larry Kudlow to Sen. Eric Schmitt: "You and I should get on a plane, go to Davos or go to the UN or go to the Democratic Socialists who make these Nobel Prize decisions -- I think they'd rather shoot themselves than give him the Peace Prize. He deserves the Peace Prize."