Seamus O'Flaugherty
@seamussaid.bsky.social
Howlin' forever, oh oh
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my pro wrestler title fight walk on music would be the sound of leafs dancing across the surface of glass smooth ponds on the autumn winds of humanity
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stop being such a brat, you’re the wurst
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
stop being such a brat, you’re the wurst
this administration melting down over former soldiers reminding current soldiers about lawful vs unlawful orders under the UCMJ is the reason there's rules about lawful vs unlawful orders in the UCMJ
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
this administration melting down over former soldiers reminding current soldiers about lawful vs unlawful orders under the UCMJ is the reason there's rules about lawful vs unlawful orders in the UCMJ
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A lot of people don't know this, but in Cincinnati they stuff the Thanksgiving turkey with chili
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A lot of people don't know this, but in Cincinnati they stuff the Thanksgiving turkey with chili
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one of these but with a hot dog
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
one of these but with a hot dog
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I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
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Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
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We need a new degree of murder
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We need a new degree of murder
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I drew a turkey by tracing my hand and mom put it on the fridge.
November 29, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I drew a turkey by tracing my hand and mom put it on the fridge.
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Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
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kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
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a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
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no muffin man could win my love
it's drury lane i'm thinking of
it's drury lane i'm thinking of
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
no muffin man could win my love
it's drury lane i'm thinking of
it's drury lane i'm thinking of
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Answer - Phil Collins.
I don't remember the question.
I don't remember the question.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Answer - Phil Collins.
I don't remember the question.
I don't remember the question.
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waffles should have more confidence
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
waffles should have more confidence
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*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
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If this is true, every halfway decent foreign intelligence service on the planet already has the receipts ….
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If this is true, every halfway decent foreign intelligence service on the planet already has the receipts ….
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This is where the magic happens [points to self, lying comatose and fully dressed, in a bathtub]
July 25, 2023 at 5:18 AM
This is where the magic happens [points to self, lying comatose and fully dressed, in a bathtub]
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Saving time by washing dishes in the bathtub
April 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Saving time by washing dishes in the bathtub
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[U.S. Postal Service]
Me: *hands over change of address form*
Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub”
Me: I live there now
Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub
Me: Yay
Me: *hands over change of address form*
Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub”
Me: I live there now
Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub
Me: Yay
August 3, 2023 at 12:55 AM
[U.S. Postal Service]
Me: *hands over change of address form*
Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub”
Me: I live there now
Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub
Me: Yay
Me: *hands over change of address form*
Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub”
Me: I live there now
Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub
Me: Yay
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[in bed]
me: do that thing I like
him: “NO”
me: please?
him: *sighs [puts on his British redcoat uniform] “I have your tea”
me: I WILL NEVER PAY YOUR TAXES
me: do that thing I like
him: “NO”
me: please?
him: *sighs [puts on his British redcoat uniform] “I have your tea”
me: I WILL NEVER PAY YOUR TAXES
July 27, 2023 at 10:30 PM
[in bed]
me: do that thing I like
him: “NO”
me: please?
him: *sighs [puts on his British redcoat uniform] “I have your tea”
me: I WILL NEVER PAY YOUR TAXES
me: do that thing I like
him: “NO”
me: please?
him: *sighs [puts on his British redcoat uniform] “I have your tea”
me: I WILL NEVER PAY YOUR TAXES
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Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
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i’m from a swing district and that means we sleep with all of our neighbors
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i’m from a swing district and that means we sleep with all of our neighbors