The Real Kim Shady
@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
Profane woman with a bad attitude. Some think I’m funny but you may not. I’m a survivor. Nickelback is fine
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Pinned
in the background of the violence of my heart plays a love song
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kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
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It should be illegal for life insurance companies, after you’re dead, to try and disqualify you for the benefits you left to your family. Like, you had your chance to disqualify when the person was alive and paying you money, now pay up.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It should be illegal for life insurance companies, after you’re dead, to try and disqualify you for the benefits you left to your family. Like, you had your chance to disqualify when the person was alive and paying you money, now pay up.
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Nails? Tools? Prop a board up on a stack of tires and recreate Evel Kneivel’s Caesar’s Palace crash.
idk where we got the wood and the nails and tools but we made that shit happen
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nails? Tools? Prop a board up on a stack of tires and recreate Evel Kneivel’s Caesar’s Palace crash.
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Come on you know you people aren’t really working today let’s swing* babies
*like, repost, reply, repeat
*like, repost, reply, repeat
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Come on you know you people aren’t really working today let’s swing* babies
*like, repost, reply, repeat
*like, repost, reply, repeat
kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
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I live downhill from the best salon in town and this is a hill I'm willing to dye on
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I live downhill from the best salon in town and this is a hill I'm willing to dye on
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
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People with kids have had to brace themselves for decades
Retailers Brace For An Uncertain Holiday Season As Consumers Pull Back
Retailers Brace For An Uncertain Holiday Season As Consumers Pull Back
Today’s Forbes Daily is all about the holiday shopping season: From tariffs to inflation to the K-shaped economy. Here’s a preview of retail’s biggest months of 2025.
www.forbes.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
People with kids have had to brace themselves for decades
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To infinity and beyond
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
To infinity and beyond
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my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
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Be a little early, don’t wanna be late
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Be a little early, don’t wanna be late
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at petfinder link, they describe this young two year old, 22 lb TERRIER EXTRAORDINAIRE, as a “one-of-a-kind little bean!” 🫘
i’m guessing this is what happened: they called him Garbanzo and he said:
“well okay, i suppose, but just so you know, i go by Carbanzo with a C”
i’m guessing this is what happened: they called him Garbanzo and he said:
“well okay, i suppose, but just so you know, i go by Carbanzo with a C”
Carbanzo 🐕🦺
Adult male Schnauzer mix
Adoptable from Abandoned Animal Rescue (Magnolia, TX)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/carbanzo-79648005/tx/magnolia/abandoned-animal-rescue-tx525/
Adult male Schnauzer mix
Adoptable from Abandoned Animal Rescue (Magnolia, TX)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/carbanzo-79648005/tx/magnolia/abandoned-animal-rescue-tx525/
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
at petfinder link, they describe this young two year old, 22 lb TERRIER EXTRAORDINAIRE, as a “one-of-a-kind little bean!” 🫘
i’m guessing this is what happened: they called him Garbanzo and he said:
“well okay, i suppose, but just so you know, i go by Carbanzo with a C”
i’m guessing this is what happened: they called him Garbanzo and he said:
“well okay, i suppose, but just so you know, i go by Carbanzo with a C”
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waffles should have more confidence
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
waffles should have more confidence
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They should be paying people to become nurses, not the other way around.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
They should be paying people to become nurses, not the other way around.
I can tell ur asshurt by the way you hit the like button
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I can tell ur asshurt by the way you hit the like button
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Chicago is healing
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Chicago is healing
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I think humanity is finally ready for dessert soups
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I think humanity is finally ready for dessert soups
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There's no way RFK Jr. doesn't have straight up grave breath, right? Just given what we know, factually. It's got to melt vinyl siding
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
There's no way RFK Jr. doesn't have straight up grave breath, right? Just given what we know, factually. It's got to melt vinyl siding
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Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
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*slides completely past your DMs and into a wood chipper*
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*slides completely past your DMs and into a wood chipper*
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*gets out of bed* parkour
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*gets out of bed* parkour