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Cobra Noob
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🇺🇸 Retired USAF mustang. Aerospace engineer. 🇺🇸 Space geek. 🚀 Speed freak. 🏎️ #BigBlueNation. #ArsenalFC
#FoxtrotDeltaTango
Democracy is the way. #NoKings.
“I will not give in to the lies. I will not give in to the fear.” J. Acosta.
Nails? Tools? Prop a board up on a stack of tires and recreate Evel Kneivel’s Caesar’s Palace crash.
idk where we got the wood and the nails and tools but we made that shit happen
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Made the solo call to take 3 of my grandsons (6 yrs old and under )to Whataburger for lunch today. Mostly okay but made a mental note to put them in a booth and not on the spinning stools. 🌪️ 😳
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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So wait, Trump “cut a deal” with China to: buy the soybeans they were already buying before the trade war, but now China gets advanced AI chips too?? Where is the win??
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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On 9/11, the American patriots aboard Flight 93 prevented terrorists from destroying the White House. This week, Republicans cheered as Trump destroyed the White House. #FDT #NeverForget #VetsAgainstTrump
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Makes me sick to my stomach.
It’s. Not. His. House.
What Trump is doing to the White House is so very wrong and makes me so profoundly sad. My latest Substack video. Have a watch.👇 open.substack.com/pub/socialco...
It's. Not. His. House.
On the demolition of the White House
open.substack.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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We've seen the White House play around with AI. It's likely they will issue AI generated videos and pass them off as Trump as his physical and mental abilities decline.
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Kegsbreath is an embarrassing POS. That sumbitch couldn’t lead a 2-person parade. An oxygen-stealing waste of skin.
My thoughts when hearing Hegseth live was that there are so many POC and women that serve. Including high ranking Generals and Admirals. How humiliating to sit through that and hear that you aren’t worthy or that you skipped the line because of your skin color.
1/3
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
That would be swell. I’m down with it.
I had an idle, whimsical thought that SecDrunk would look at the generals and admirals in the room and demand loyalty of them.

And that 15 minutes later, an unconscious, bleeding SecDrunk is thrown out of the room, with various 4-stars rubbing their knuckles and grinning at each other.
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I cannot adequately express how embarrassed I am for our country that #MangoMussolini is our president. 😱 What was that nonsensical blather at the UN yesterday? Not to mention the Tylenol/Autism idiocy. WTAF?
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yes, he did.
Navy SEAL Dan Barkhuff shreds the clownish faux-toughguy facade of insecure, weak fools like Trump and Hegseth and their lethality-war fighte-buzzword-spewing delusions about what makes the US military the most powerful and deadly force the world has ever witnessed.
open.substack.com/pub/dbarkhuf...
OMG
Pete Hegseth is a dork
open.substack.com
September 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Navy SEAL Dan Barkhuff shreds the clownish faux-toughguy facade of insecure, weak fools like Trump and Hegseth and their lethality-war fighte-buzzword-spewing delusions about what makes the US military the most powerful and deadly force the world has ever witnessed.
open.substack.com/pub/dbarkhuf...
OMG
Pete Hegseth is a dork
open.substack.com
September 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
We pours the whiskey over the rocks….
September 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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August 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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The Supreme Corpse
August 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
One question that keeps bugging me about the Putin/Trump tryst in Alaska - did Putin wear a condom?
August 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Crow: "Look at what happened. US military personnel in uniform literally were on hands & knees rolling out a red carpet for the most murderous dictator of the 21st century...we keep on acting like Putin deserves to be brought out in open like any of head of state. This is a historic embarrassment."
August 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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How horrifying are the Epstein Files that Trump's entire Administration including the FBI, DOJ, Vice President, US Attorney General, Department of Homeland Security, and Secretary of State are spending every waking moment trying to cover it up?
August 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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“Both of them.”
August 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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It says a lot when the cultists say they're sticking with Trump. ~AdminMatt (this is a satire shot, not a quote. We think. Holy shit it's so hard to tell)
July 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Yes, even if Democrats are on the Epstein List, even Presidents, Philanthropists, your favorite Celebrities, I couldn't care less. All names should be revealed, and if these people preyed on young children, then F them to the ends of the Earth. Justice and truth should trump partisanship.
July 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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That would be awful. Don’t share this.
May 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Achilles tear imo. Been there done that.
Aw man that shot of Tatum in the chair did not look good 😔
May 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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The U.S. economy just had its worst quarter in three years, and MAGA is blaming… Joe Biden.

Are you fucking kidding me?
May 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Hang tough, Canada! 🇨🇦🇨🇦 Congrats to Mark Carney.
Don’t give in to the threats from Mango Mussolini.
April 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM