Auntie Social
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She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
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Today, Trump said and/or did something stupid, unethical, and/or illegal.
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Today, Trump said and/or did something stupid, unethical, and/or illegal.
Bookmark this and reread daily to keep up to date on US news.
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Reporter: In a break from tradition, Waddle was pardoned only after gifting Trump some gold bars and a large investment in Trump-branded cryptocurrency.
However Gobble was executed after failing to come up with anything of value to the President.
However Gobble was executed after failing to come up with anything of value to the President.
President Donald Trump plans to bestow ceremonial pardons on Tuesday on two turkeys named Waddle and Gobble. He will then fly to his private Florida resort on Tuesday to celebrate Thanksgiving. https://to.pbs.org/4ohuCva
WATCH LIVE: Trump pardons turkeys Gobble and Waddle for Thanksgiving
Waddle and Gobble, the two birds that will be spared from the dinner table, enjoyed luxury hotel accommodations ahead of their White House visit.
to.pbs.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Reporter: In a break from tradition, Waddle was pardoned only after gifting Trump some gold bars and a large investment in Trump-branded cryptocurrency.
However Gobble was executed after failing to come up with anything of value to the President.
However Gobble was executed after failing to come up with anything of value to the President.
I live downhill from the best salon in town and this is a hill I'm willing to dye on
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I live downhill from the best salon in town and this is a hill I'm willing to dye on
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Apparently it’s survival of the fishest
So we got a fish tank about 10 days ago. Followed all the instructions, added all the bits and bobs. Got the temp, Ph, etc all spot on.
This weekend we went and got our first 6 fish.
At the shop there were 6.
In the car there were 6.
I released 6.
There are 5 fish.
This weekend we went and got our first 6 fish.
At the shop there were 6.
In the car there were 6.
I released 6.
There are 5 fish.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Apparently it’s survival of the fishest
Also good for holiday birds, or Tom Hanks branded drums and holiday birds, Tom's Toms and Toms
Tom Hanks branded drum kits called Hanks' Toms
Tom Hanks branded weiners called Hanks’ Franks
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Also good for holiday birds, or Tom Hanks branded drums and holiday birds, Tom's Toms and Toms
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Zero percent chance this guy did not say "all they have to do is follow the law" in response to the regime helicoptering SWAT teams into an apartment building consisting of 99% US citizens and three guys who overstayed a visa.
Missing Virginia high school football coach is wanted on child pornography possession and other charges related to soliciting a minor, police say
https://cnn.it/4oAMj9f
https://cnn.it/4oAMj9f
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Zero percent chance this guy did not say "all they have to do is follow the law" in response to the regime helicoptering SWAT teams into an apartment building consisting of 99% US citizens and three guys who overstayed a visa.
Female chickens are hens.
Female turkeys are hens.
They had to call male turkeys toms, because no one wanted to say gobblin cock at the dinner table.
Female turkeys are hens.
They had to call male turkeys toms, because no one wanted to say gobblin cock at the dinner table.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Female chickens are hens.
Female turkeys are hens.
They had to call male turkeys toms, because no one wanted to say gobblin cock at the dinner table.
Female turkeys are hens.
They had to call male turkeys toms, because no one wanted to say gobblin cock at the dinner table.
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"It is extraordinary for the Pentagon to directly threaten a sitting member of Congress with investigation. Until Donald Trump’s second presidency, the institution in charge of the US military had usually strived to appear apolitical."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Pentagon investigating US senator over call for troops to refuse illegal orders
Investigation of Mark Kelly after Trump accused Democrats in video of ‘seditious behavior, punishable by death’
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"It is extraordinary for the Pentagon to directly threaten a sitting member of Congress with investigation. Until Donald Trump’s second presidency, the institution in charge of the US military had usually strived to appear apolitical."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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My family Thanksgiving is very traditional. We go over to the nicer part of town, camp on someone's lawn, and complain about how hungry we are until we get invited in. Then we give the residents smallpox and take over their home.
November 22, 2023 at 1:56 AM
My family Thanksgiving is very traditional. We go over to the nicer part of town, camp on someone's lawn, and complain about how hungry we are until we get invited in. Then we give the residents smallpox and take over their home.
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I bought a gadget that claimed to rid me of a bad habit. It's called a de-vice.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I bought a gadget that claimed to rid me of a bad habit. It's called a de-vice.
Im looking forward to all the "when should i take the turkey out of the freezer" questions Thursday morning.
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Im looking forward to all the "when should i take the turkey out of the freezer" questions Thursday morning.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
Dems: You have a duty to disobey illegal orders.
Trump: How dare they say to disobey MY orders?!!?
Consciousness of guilt right there.
Trump: How dare they say to disobey MY orders?!!?
Consciousness of guilt right there.
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Dems: You have a duty to disobey illegal orders.
Trump: How dare they say to disobey MY orders?!!?
Consciousness of guilt right there.
Trump: How dare they say to disobey MY orders?!!?
Consciousness of guilt right there.
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BROTHER HE’S COPYING HIS LOOK NOW LMAO
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
BROTHER HE’S COPYING HIS LOOK NOW LMAO
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My friends, I must share with you a horrible Secret:
You can sing “Let It Go” to the karaoke of Duran Duran’s “Rio”
You can sing “Let It Go” to the karaoke of Duran Duran’s “Rio”
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My friends, I must share with you a horrible Secret:
You can sing “Let It Go” to the karaoke of Duran Duran’s “Rio”
You can sing “Let It Go” to the karaoke of Duran Duran’s “Rio”
Pretty sure Marge is retiring because shes been told if she keeps pushing against the pedo ring, theyll release proof of her pipe bombing.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Pretty sure Marge is retiring because shes been told if she keeps pushing against the pedo ring, theyll release proof of her pipe bombing.
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The Trump administration has begun referring to immigration judges as "deportation judges" in a recruitment push to hire more officials to carry out the president's mass deportation campaign.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Trump administration is hiring 'deportation judges,' Noem says
The Trump administration says it is hiring more immigration judges and has begun referring to the positions as "deportation judges."
www.usatoday.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The Trump administration has begun referring to immigration judges as "deportation judges" in a recruitment push to hire more officials to carry out the president's mass deportation campaign.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
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if i see a post at 68 likes, i'll like it before finishing reading because that's the right thing to do
conversely, if it's at 69 likes, i may repost it, but i ain't messing up the mojo
conversely, if it's at 69 likes, i may repost it, but i ain't messing up the mojo
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
if i see a post at 68 likes, i'll like it before finishing reading because that's the right thing to do
conversely, if it's at 69 likes, i may repost it, but i ain't messing up the mojo
conversely, if it's at 69 likes, i may repost it, but i ain't messing up the mojo
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I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
More like Mamdaddi amiright?
Trump was charmed by him and did not want anything to make this awkward.
It's how he handles things unless he doesn't like the person.
Good job Mamdani.
It's how he handles things unless he doesn't like the person.
Good job Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
More like Mamdaddi amiright?
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all that gold in the oval office - this guy really likes to be pampered. or some other brand maybe. *shrug* Depends, I guess
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
all that gold in the oval office - this guy really likes to be pampered. or some other brand maybe. *shrug* Depends, I guess
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Mark my words, teaching will be next.
The regime is targeting loans for traditionally female occupations.
The regime is targeting loans for traditionally female occupations.
I realized it was only a matter of time for other professions once I heard the professional, moral, intellectual & ethical requirements to be POTUS were completely eliminated. 🤷🏻♀️
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Mark my words, teaching will be next.
The regime is targeting loans for traditionally female occupations.
The regime is targeting loans for traditionally female occupations.
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ICE agents in Queens, New York break down a bedroom door and point guns at a mother & her four US citizen children
They dragged the mother out by her hair while yelling at the kids to “put your hands up, stupid!”
This is tyranny
These kids are traumatized
It was warrantless and no ID was shown.
They dragged the mother out by her hair while yelling at the kids to “put your hands up, stupid!”
This is tyranny
These kids are traumatized
It was warrantless and no ID was shown.
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
ICE agents in Queens, New York break down a bedroom door and point guns at a mother & her four US citizen children
They dragged the mother out by her hair while yelling at the kids to “put your hands up, stupid!”
This is tyranny
These kids are traumatized
It was warrantless and no ID was shown.
They dragged the mother out by her hair while yelling at the kids to “put your hands up, stupid!”
This is tyranny
These kids are traumatized
It was warrantless and no ID was shown.
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There was a decoder ring in my tomato bisque.
It was quite the soup prize.
It was quite the soup prize.
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
There was a decoder ring in my tomato bisque.
It was quite the soup prize.
It was quite the soup prize.