Viv
@v.milcom.in
Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
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Viv
@v.milcom.in
· Jan 27
I spend 30 minutes choosing the right podcast episode or youtube video before bedtime only to fall asleep as soon as the intro is done.
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What’s the Bluesky equivalent of politely smiling and nodding when you have no clue what anyone is talking about?
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
What’s the Bluesky equivalent of politely smiling and nodding when you have no clue what anyone is talking about?
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Hear me out, sauerkraut scented candle.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hear me out, sauerkraut scented candle.
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If ignorance is bliss, why do so many MAGA folks always seem so angry?
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If ignorance is bliss, why do so many MAGA folks always seem so angry?
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If work emails were honest:
Good morning! I won't be available today because I'd rather step in front of a bus than listen to corporate speak.
Good morning! I won't be available today because I'd rather step in front of a bus than listen to corporate speak.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If work emails were honest:
Good morning! I won't be available today because I'd rather step in front of a bus than listen to corporate speak.
Good morning! I won't be available today because I'd rather step in front of a bus than listen to corporate speak.
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what do you call a british mother who is unusually petite?
a minimum
a minimum
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
what do you call a british mother who is unusually petite?
a minimum
a minimum
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you're gonna die up there, charlie brown
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
you're gonna die up there, charlie brown
Ah, the Indian cricket team falling for the classic "batting pitch while opponent is batting and bowling pitch when opponent is bowling" psychology. 🏏
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Ah, the Indian cricket team falling for the classic "batting pitch while opponent is batting and bowling pitch when opponent is bowling" psychology. 🏏
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Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
July 15, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
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Me: For the holidays I bought you this vast expanse of concrete to park all your cars!
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Me: For the holidays I bought you this vast expanse of concrete to park all your cars!
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
It's that time again.
Boss earns a dollar, I earn a dime,
That's why I update the OS, on company time.
That's why I update the OS, on company time.
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It's that time again.
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Meta: I don't care how this one is interpreted.
If you use the block button for harmless replies that didn't quite land as funny to you, I'm jealous of you for finding so much time to curate your socmed experience.
If you use the block button for harmless replies that didn't quite land as funny to you, I'm jealous of you for finding so much time to curate your socmed experience.
March 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Meta: I don't care how this one is interpreted.
If you use the block button for harmless replies that didn't quite land as funny to you, I'm jealous of you for finding so much time to curate your socmed experience.
If you use the block button for harmless replies that didn't quite land as funny to you, I'm jealous of you for finding so much time to curate your socmed experience.
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
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There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
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Warning: will not stop you from always holding a gadget in your hand, it wants to live 🏆👑 Congratulations @v.milcom.in from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
I bought a gadget that claimed to rid me of a bad habit. It's called a de-vice.
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Warning: will not stop you from always holding a gadget in your hand, it wants to live 🏆👑 Congratulations @v.milcom.in from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
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instead of find my phone there should be a find my glasses app
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
instead of find my phone there should be a find my glasses app
I bought a gadget that claimed to rid me of a bad habit. It's called a de-vice.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I bought a gadget that claimed to rid me of a bad habit. It's called a de-vice.
Space movies make my tears stream like rockets. It's the cryogenics.
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Space movies make my tears stream like rockets. It's the cryogenics.
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misread directions and gave my enemy a cursed omelet
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
misread directions and gave my enemy a cursed omelet
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"This would fix me" and it's just salt and vinegar chips
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"This would fix me" and it's just salt and vinegar chips
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lotr noir "dial m for mordor"
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lotr noir "dial m for mordor"
Surely, someone has named the seeds of those fruits as pomegranites?
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Surely, someone has named the seeds of those fruits as pomegranites?
Under communism, it'd have been Saving Comrade Ryan.
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Under communism, it'd have been Saving Comrade Ryan.
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I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
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Teaching a class as a visiting prof at UCB now and we tried using an online midterm as the previous prof did. I'll never do an online exam again. The only way to test if the students really learned is to keep them away from LLMs while testing. Disappointing.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Teaching a class as a visiting prof at UCB now and we tried using an online midterm as the previous prof did. I'll never do an online exam again. The only way to test if the students really learned is to keep them away from LLMs while testing. Disappointing.
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Lumping them together as “AI” gives readers the impression that a single class of tool is discerning novel protein structures, teasing subtle patterns out of mountains of LHC data, writing a student’s History 101 paper, and arguing a ketamine-addled billionaire could post up Shaq in his prime. No.
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Lumping them together as “AI” gives readers the impression that a single class of tool is discerning novel protein structures, teasing subtle patterns out of mountains of LHC data, writing a student’s History 101 paper, and arguing a ketamine-addled billionaire could post up Shaq in his prime. No.