Viv
@v.milcom.in
Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
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Viv
@v.milcom.in
· Jan 27
I spend 30 minutes choosing the right podcast episode or youtube video before bedtime only to fall asleep as soon as the intro is done.
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a ghost pachyderm is just as an elephantom
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
a ghost pachyderm is just as an elephantom
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i have yet to mess up writing the date this year (i have yet to write the date this year)
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
i have yet to mess up writing the date this year (i have yet to write the date this year)
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wind breaker is a pretty
aggressive name for a jacket
aggressive name for a jacket
January 13, 2026 at 3:22 AM
wind breaker is a pretty
aggressive name for a jacket
aggressive name for a jacket
I got a grand refund of ₹130 on my income taxes this year. I'm surprised they gave it back instead of using that money to fund advertisements about income tax reforms.
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I got a grand refund of ₹130 on my income taxes this year. I'm surprised they gave it back instead of using that money to fund advertisements about income tax reforms.
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telling inside jokes outdoors
cuz that’ll show em
cuz that’ll show em
January 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
telling inside jokes outdoors
cuz that’ll show em
cuz that’ll show em
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my fav power move is exiting the zoom call before the organizer can end it
January 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
my fav power move is exiting the zoom call before the organizer can end it
All think, no tank.
all bing, no bong
All ying, no yang
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 AM
All think, no tank.
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all bibbity, no bobbity
all bibim, no bap
all bing, no bong
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
all bibbity, no bobbity
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“Eternal Sennheiser of the Spotless Mind”
Noise-cancelling headphones are pretty good. We should expand the technology further to cancel out other annoyances, like memories.
January 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
“Eternal Sennheiser of the Spotless Mind”
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“Absolutely not” is way more satisfying than just saying “no.”
January 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
“Absolutely not” is way more satisfying than just saying “no.”
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Please respect my piracy at this time
January 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Please respect my piracy at this time
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People be like, “people should be able to say and do whatever they want” and also like, “why are people so stupid?”.
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
People be like, “people should be able to say and do whatever they want” and also like, “why are people so stupid?”.
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scan my qr code to have me come and cry in your front yard
January 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
scan my qr code to have me come and cry in your front yard
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Don't put off to tomorrow what you know you won’t do at all.
January 12, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Don't put off to tomorrow what you know you won’t do at all.
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Wearing one of those hotel Do Not Disturb signs. Let's see how many people can't read.
January 12, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Wearing one of those hotel Do Not Disturb signs. Let's see how many people can't read.
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”I don’t normally post AI but..” how about you fucking don’t? Problem solved.
January 12, 2026 at 10:29 AM
”I don’t normally post AI but..” how about you fucking don’t? Problem solved.
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So, you're Shania Twain? Impressive.
So, you’re a philosopher? I wonder why.
You're abacus manufacturer? That counts.
January 12, 2026 at 10:57 AM
So, you're Shania Twain? Impressive.
I can brag about myself in several languages. I'm a polygloat.
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I can brag about myself in several languages. I'm a polygloat.
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My flabber is absolutely gasted. My bam is entirely boozled. My wampus is positively catty. My bum is just fuzzled. Someone has certainly smacked my gob. My horns have been totally woggled. My dumb is altogether too well founded.
March 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My flabber is absolutely gasted. My bam is entirely boozled. My wampus is positively catty. My bum is just fuzzled. Someone has certainly smacked my gob. My horns have been totally woggled. My dumb is altogether too well founded.
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So, you’re a philosopher? I wonder why.
You're abacus manufacturer? That counts.
So you’re an accountant? That adds up.
January 12, 2026 at 4:32 AM
So, you’re a philosopher? I wonder why.
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So you’re a hotel desk clerk? That checks out.
You're abacus manufacturer? That counts.
So you’re an accountant? That adds up.
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
So you’re a hotel desk clerk? That checks out.
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Forgot to turn off the space heater last night and now I can’t find Pluto on any star charts. Coincidence? Probably.
January 12, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Forgot to turn off the space heater last night and now I can’t find Pluto on any star charts. Coincidence? Probably.
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"You have to pay for 100% of the shots you do take", me, as a bartender.
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
"You have to pay for 100% of the shots you do take", me, as a bartender.
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Whoever invented Scrabble was into some really word shit.
January 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Whoever invented Scrabble was into some really word shit.