MadHatterMommy
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Me: I’m bored
My refrigerator: here she comes
My refrigerator: here she comes
People say, “listen to your heart, do the right thing”, like they are the same things.
December 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
People say, “listen to your heart, do the right thing”, like they are the same things.
People don’t think twice before breaking your heart.
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
People don’t think twice before breaking your heart.
“A little self humiliation keeps your ego in check.”, me, after talking to a teenager.
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“A little self humiliation keeps your ego in check.”, me, after talking to a teenager.
"It's funny, because it's false", me, clutching your beard.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"It's funny, because it's false", me, clutching your beard.
How dare you use sound and reasonable arguments with me?
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How dare you use sound and reasonable arguments with me?
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[leaving the allergy clinic, twirling my EpiPen like a drumstick] The doctor said I'm definitely NOT allergic to being cool
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[leaving the allergy clinic, twirling my EpiPen like a drumstick] The doctor said I'm definitely NOT allergic to being cool
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I think being cuddled and snuggled and held close tightly and dearly for 72 hours straight would fix me
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I think being cuddled and snuggled and held close tightly and dearly for 72 hours straight would fix me
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it’s like the movie mannequin but it’s me trapped in a tj maxx having fallen in love with a bunch of travel mugs that come to life
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
it’s like the movie mannequin but it’s me trapped in a tj maxx having fallen in love with a bunch of travel mugs that come to life
Any time soon, he is going to realise that I am playing hard to get.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Any time soon, he is going to realise that I am playing hard to get.
World news:
BBC - British Broadcasting Network
Social media:
BBC - Bitches Be Crazy
BBC - British Broadcasting Network
Social media:
BBC - Bitches Be Crazy
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
World news:
BBC - British Broadcasting Network
Social media:
BBC - Bitches Be Crazy
BBC - British Broadcasting Network
Social media:
BBC - Bitches Be Crazy
My superpower is to offend people effortlessly.
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
My superpower is to offend people effortlessly.
Some people are either the Sahara or the tundra - there’s no in between.
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Some people are either the Sahara or the tundra - there’s no in between.
I get tired of saying that people are stupid, but people never get tired of being stupid.
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I get tired of saying that people are stupid, but people never get tired of being stupid.
What makes you think that you aren’t actually AI?
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
What makes you think that you aren’t actually AI?
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We all deserve to be more than just an afterthought
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We all deserve to be more than just an afterthought
When your knife is jammed in the burger and you're stuck - it's a mid-knife crisis
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
When your knife is jammed in the burger and you're stuck - it's a mid-knife crisis
there are those who want to be young and sexy, those who want to sleep well, and those who simply want to sleep at all even for 15 minutes in the car pickup line...
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
there are those who want to be young and sexy, those who want to sleep well, and those who simply want to sleep at all even for 15 minutes in the car pickup line...
Q: What did the janitor say to his boss?
A: My cleaning skills are a bit dusty.
A: My cleaning skills are a bit dusty.
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Q: What did the janitor say to his boss?
A: My cleaning skills are a bit dusty.
A: My cleaning skills are a bit dusty.
Why does the circle symbolize zero when, by the isoperimetric inequality, it actually encloses the maximum possible area for a given perimeter?
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Why does the circle symbolize zero when, by the isoperimetric inequality, it actually encloses the maximum possible area for a given perimeter?
I don’t have a problem with you talking as long as you don’t want me listening.
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I don’t have a problem with you talking as long as you don’t want me listening.
Can’t, the elastic band on this Tupperware has turned into a Mobius strip.
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Can’t, the elastic band on this Tupperware has turned into a Mobius strip.
Maybe, ginger and black pepper tea will fix you up.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Maybe, ginger and black pepper tea will fix you up.
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Welcome to your 50s:
You lose your phone, so you look for your phone… to call your phone.
You lose your phone, so you look for your phone… to call your phone.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Welcome to your 50s:
You lose your phone, so you look for your phone… to call your phone.
You lose your phone, so you look for your phone… to call your phone.
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Husband: It's Cyber Monday!
8yo: What's Cyber Monday?
Me: It's a day your dad buys a bunch of stuff he thinks he has to have because it's on sale, but he really doesn't need any of it.
8yo: What's Cyber Monday?
Me: It's a day your dad buys a bunch of stuff he thinks he has to have because it's on sale, but he really doesn't need any of it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Husband: It's Cyber Monday!
8yo: What's Cyber Monday?
Me: It's a day your dad buys a bunch of stuff he thinks he has to have because it's on sale, but he really doesn't need any of it.
8yo: What's Cyber Monday?
Me: It's a day your dad buys a bunch of stuff he thinks he has to have because it's on sale, but he really doesn't need any of it.
My friend: I think I did something stupid
Me: wait, let me go get some popcorn…
Me: wait, let me go get some popcorn…
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My friend: I think I did something stupid
Me: wait, let me go get some popcorn…
Me: wait, let me go get some popcorn…