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Sometimes funny, always sleepy, I might be writing too much Link to my thoughts (courtesy @captantagonist.bsky.social ) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaapa2uougycq

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · Jan 17

Me: I’m bored
My refrigerator: here she comes

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 4h

I didn’t know that I was a successful person until my local magazine people interviewed me about my talent for using the same festive lights 5 years in a row.

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 14h

Them: Nothing moves faster than the speed of light

Me: Have you met my pug Artie?

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 15h

When it suddenly gets dark in a rest room it doesn't matter that you may have a personality that you have been told lights up a room.

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 14h

Omg u guys, someone bookmarked one of my posts!

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 18h

Often random people approach me to ask why I make up stories about random people approaching me

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 19h

No one:

My kid’s tiny friend: LEAVE ME ALONE, I NEED TO FART!

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

Loads here, come and join us and get chips

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

I did 😂

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

Awesome

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂😂😂😂😂

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

The sexual tension between the stickiness of the snack, and the probability of it falling down, is remarkable.

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 1d

Just so you know who you are dealing with there is a typo in my @ it’s pathological

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I haven’t been on lately. I was busy trying to open a produce bag for my apples

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 1d

Kinda thinking I’m gonna be a Drunk Dad for Halloween again this year.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

Chocolate

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

I was about to start on my to do list, and then I realised that this cake wasn’t going to eat itself.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 2d

But you are constantly dreading when they say they will until they do

MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 2d

People who say that they will call you and then don’t, also do not do any favours exactly.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 2d

[making another hole in my belt]

You are beautiful, no matter what they saaay

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 2d

8yo: Do you ever talk to yourself?

Me: All the time.

8yo: Really?

Me: Yeah. Mostly when I ask you, your brother, or your dad to do something or tell you something that I need you to remember.