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Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
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@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
· Jun 23
DATE: So what do you do?
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
Got banned for life from working in McDonald's on my first day for shouting YES McCHEF every time an order came in.
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Got banned for life from working in McDonald's on my first day for shouting YES McCHEF every time an order came in.
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If you’re authentically shy you’re legitimid
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 AM
If you’re authentically shy you’re legitimid
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Picture me naked! Wrong! There are more police
December 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Picture me naked! Wrong! There are more police
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November 10, 1971, 3:12 am
[Nudging wife awake]: someone just named a new baby Walton Goggins
[Nudging wife awake]: someone just named a new baby Walton Goggins
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
November 10, 1971, 3:12 am
[Nudging wife awake]: someone just named a new baby Walton Goggins
[Nudging wife awake]: someone just named a new baby Walton Goggins
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Wanna feel old?
1726 was only 300 years ago
1726 was only 300 years ago
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Wanna feel old?
1726 was only 300 years ago
1726 was only 300 years ago
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To this day, I’m still proud that I can spell beautiful correctly
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
To this day, I’m still proud that I can spell beautiful correctly
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If I was in Stranger Things, I would just call Vecna “Veccy,” but pronounced like “Vicky” in a Valley accent. This would really throw him off his game. This type of bullying was on par for the 80s, and known to be effective
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
If I was in Stranger Things, I would just call Vecna “Veccy,” but pronounced like “Vicky” in a Valley accent. This would really throw him off his game. This type of bullying was on par for the 80s, and known to be effective
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Doc Brown: Where we're going, we don't need roads
[Later]
Marty: This is the train station
[Later]
Marty: This is the train station
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Doc Brown: Where we're going, we don't need roads
[Later]
Marty: This is the train station
[Later]
Marty: This is the train station
Someone commented 'Good ass joke' under one of my posts and my brain immediately went 'Proctlology' and no I don't know why I'm like this either
December 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Someone commented 'Good ass joke' under one of my posts and my brain immediately went 'Proctlology' and no I don't know why I'm like this either
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me, seeing a lady in zumba class who i know from another class but she never makes eye contact & im pretty sure she hates me: *don’t engage don’t engage don’t engage*
also me: hi why do you hate me
*nailed it*
also me: hi why do you hate me
*nailed it*
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
me, seeing a lady in zumba class who i know from another class but she never makes eye contact & im pretty sure she hates me: *don’t engage don’t engage don’t engage*
also me: hi why do you hate me
*nailed it*
also me: hi why do you hate me
*nailed it*
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I've been waxing my car for years, and I still don't know karate
December 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I've been waxing my car for years, and I still don't know karate
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This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This has been a great year for people who love being angry
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Learned all of the music and feelings you should have as a human being just from a television experience so now I know that I am a sad and complete kind of person, I'll take it because it's closing creditsable
December 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Learned all of the music and feelings you should have as a human being just from a television experience so now I know that I am a sad and complete kind of person, I'll take it because it's closing creditsable
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imagine making it to the end of 2025 and still thinking you can make change in this world by scolding people on a niche microblogging website
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
imagine making it to the end of 2025 and still thinking you can make change in this world by scolding people on a niche microblogging website
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please doctor, it’s his foot. it’s really loose
December 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
please doctor, it’s his foot. it’s really loose
The person who named the fireplace was just fucken sick of naming things
December 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The person who named the fireplace was just fucken sick of naming things
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Know Your Time-Related Abbreviations
B.C. - before christ
A.D. - after dhrist
A.M. - after midnight
P.M. - pefore midnight
B.C. - before christ
A.D. - after dhrist
A.M. - after midnight
P.M. - pefore midnight
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Know Your Time-Related Abbreviations
B.C. - before christ
A.D. - after dhrist
A.M. - after midnight
P.M. - pefore midnight
B.C. - before christ
A.D. - after dhrist
A.M. - after midnight
P.M. - pefore midnight
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The best part of astronomy is how you can stare at the sky until you are absolutely terrified.
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The best part of astronomy is how you can stare at the sky until you are absolutely terrified.
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Therapist suggested I needed to work on my anger. He backed down pretty quick. Smart move, doc.
December 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Therapist suggested I needed to work on my anger. He backed down pretty quick. Smart move, doc.
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that time of the year of having to leave the house more often, not quite sure of what day it is and being fuelled by leftovers
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
that time of the year of having to leave the house more often, not quite sure of what day it is and being fuelled by leftovers
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Everybody's gangster until the end of It's a Wonderful Life
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Everybody's gangster until the end of It's a Wonderful Life
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Season's greetings from the sentient sludge at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Season's greetings from the sentient sludge at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
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A sommelier for medical side effects.
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A sommelier for medical side effects.
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Gingerbread house? You mean impenetrable fortified gingerbread fortress of solitude?
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Gingerbread house? You mean impenetrable fortified gingerbread fortress of solitude?
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I’m so confused can anyone just tell me if this is a day-drinking day
December 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I’m so confused can anyone just tell me if this is a day-drinking day