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@sofarrsogud.bsky.social

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Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · Jun 23

DATE: So what do you do?

ME: I race cars.

HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?

ME: No, the cars are much faster.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 9h

sometimes i think i'm doing ok then i start driving with the handbrake still up

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 19h

Me and bone broth are so tight these days I just call it b broth

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 18h

Cool. Cool. *runs away screaming

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 1d

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny, Charlie Brown?

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 21h

My retirement home is likely a cardboard box under a bridge.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 23h

If you want to search a vengeful ghost you need a warrant signed by a grudge but seriously, all the business you have collected so far isn't unfinished enough to be admissable

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19h

you evil fucking bastard, did you just leave me a voicemail!?!?

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 20h

Absolutely not. You don't get rewarded for calling everyone 'bro'

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 20h

I prefer 'Legend'.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 22h

[having 'the talk' with my teenage son] don't EVER call me bro

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 22h

Good idea. I'll get it out of the shed.

FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

'Microplastics had really taken over their bodies'

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty much

FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

Burying some 12-foot skeletons in my garden just to fuck with future archaeologists.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

Survived another hump day, thank god.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

have your enemy, within the enemy, call my enemy

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d

I just asked alexa if she loved me and she said no way in the nicest way possible

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

Last night a DJ saved my life.
Thank God they knew CPR.

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presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · 6d

the tumble setting on a dryer can be used to make cement but only once

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 1d

Sly Stallone would have given his ALL to become Sly Stone

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Apr 16

If only I was as humble as I am beautiful, smart, and funny

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 1d

don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

Every message I get from the beyond is like "you're poisoning my mind but sure, you do seem to read it first and that's an anomaly, even in close quarters psychic phenomena why is it so impossible to be heard" and I reply "Poison? sad face"

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