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Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
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@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
· Nov 29
McDonald's should put a nativity scene in all their restaurants in December.
Call it the McCrib.
Call it the McCrib.
ME: When I was young, I never needed anyone
ERIC CARMEN: and making love was just for fun
ME: *scribbling out ‘because I had an imaginary friend’* Yeah, that’s probably better.
ERIC CARMEN: and making love was just for fun
ME: *scribbling out ‘because I had an imaginary friend’* Yeah, that’s probably better.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
ME: When I was young, I never needed anyone
ERIC CARMEN: and making love was just for fun
ME: *scribbling out ‘because I had an imaginary friend’* Yeah, that’s probably better.
ERIC CARMEN: and making love was just for fun
ME: *scribbling out ‘because I had an imaginary friend’* Yeah, that’s probably better.
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Watching myself good, my old babysitter never calls me. Never did anything worth watching but everyone loves detachment whether it's leaving the house or hired as temporary observant. I'm a cheap break
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Watching myself good, my old babysitter never calls me. Never did anything worth watching but everyone loves detachment whether it's leaving the house or hired as temporary observant. I'm a cheap break
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screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
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I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot
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Sometimes I think about Dom DeLuise and everything's okay again for a little while
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sometimes I think about Dom DeLuise and everything's okay again for a little while
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there are 2 guys wearing wolf tees inside of you
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
there are 2 guys wearing wolf tees inside of you
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I made myself a big cup of tea. It was chaigantic.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I made myself a big cup of tea. It was chaigantic.
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The test subjects in the beta project today were labelled "testees" and my inner 13 year old absolutely frolicked
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The test subjects in the beta project today were labelled "testees" and my inner 13 year old absolutely frolicked
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DMV Worker: Has anything changed since last renewal?
Me: My spirit. My outlook. My will to live.
DMV Worker: …We just need your address, sir.
Me: My spirit. My outlook. My will to live.
DMV Worker: …We just need your address, sir.
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
DMV Worker: Has anything changed since last renewal?
Me: My spirit. My outlook. My will to live.
DMV Worker: …We just need your address, sir.
Me: My spirit. My outlook. My will to live.
DMV Worker: …We just need your address, sir.
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*sits backwards in a chair like a cool kid*
EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
*sits backwards in a chair like a cool kid*
EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
When you make a long story short it’s called a lessay.
Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
When you make a long story short it’s called a lessay.
Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading.
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It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
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replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
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You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
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i keep my 3D printer in the bedroom in case i get any good ideas
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i keep my 3D printer in the bedroom in case i get any good ideas
I wish I was rich enough to have Owen Wilson follow me around and say 'Wow' whenever I finish any routine task.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wish I was rich enough to have Owen Wilson follow me around and say 'Wow' whenever I finish any routine task.
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On Sundays I like to reflect.
Mostly on the mistakes I’m about to repeat on Monday.
Mostly on the mistakes I’m about to repeat on Monday.
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
On Sundays I like to reflect.
Mostly on the mistakes I’m about to repeat on Monday.
Mostly on the mistakes I’m about to repeat on Monday.
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My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats I’ve been feeding it
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats I’ve been feeding it
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Actually, I *am* happy to see you, but no, that's just my lucky potato in my pocket.
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Actually, I *am* happy to see you, but no, that's just my lucky potato in my pocket.
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Apparently, hospitals are not the best place to just start unplugging things so you can charge your cell phone. I know this now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Apparently, hospitals are not the best place to just start unplugging things so you can charge your cell phone. I know this now.
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High school is like the guy who wrote Les Misérables. It'll follow you wherever Hugo.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
High school is like the guy who wrote Les Misérables. It'll follow you wherever Hugo.
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Distant sounds of a drag race on the highway and I say vroom fucking vroom from my bed in my room
Excerpt from:
Dr. Seuss Under Covers: The Rest, Not the Best
Excerpt from:
Dr. Seuss Under Covers: The Rest, Not the Best
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Distant sounds of a drag race on the highway and I say vroom fucking vroom from my bed in my room
Excerpt from:
Dr. Seuss Under Covers: The Rest, Not the Best
Excerpt from:
Dr. Seuss Under Covers: The Rest, Not the Best
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Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
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All my life my Dad’s been callin me an imp which I thought means fairy, but I learned it’s a lil demon & it’s like the nerve on that guy
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
All my life my Dad’s been callin me an imp which I thought means fairy, but I learned it’s a lil demon & it’s like the nerve on that guy
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We need more use of the phrase 'slack jawed yokel' in our vernacular
July 14, 2023 at 1:21 AM
We need more use of the phrase 'slack jawed yokel' in our vernacular