Brick's House π
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The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing
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At a potluck eating socially acceptable portions thinking about what I'm gonna eat standing in the kitchen later
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
At a potluck eating socially acceptable portions thinking about what I'm gonna eat standing in the kitchen later
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Itβs too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Itβs too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
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Iβm great at flirting but only with the Costco lady handing out probiotic samples and only for two lines
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Iβm great at flirting but only with the Costco lady handing out probiotic samples and only for two lines
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Him: "why are you naked?"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Him: "why are you naked?"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
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rfk jr cancelling headphones
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
rfk jr cancelling headphones
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hello iβm (unintelligible) iβll be your uber driver tonight and i wanted to show you that hell isnβt just a word
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
hello iβm (unintelligible) iβll be your uber driver tonight and i wanted to show you that hell isnβt just a word
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newton when he came up with βbodies in motion tend to stay in motionβ
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
newton when he came up with βbodies in motion tend to stay in motionβ
Goldilocks: sweeeeet
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Goldilocks: sweeeeet
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a soup bowl that changes color once your soup has cooled to an optimal temperature
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
a soup bowl that changes color once your soup has cooled to an optimal temperature
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[port of miami]
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you canβt just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you canβt just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
[port of miami]
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you canβt just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you canβt just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
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i googled βfelchingβ so you wouldnβt have to, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
i googled βfelchingβ so you wouldnβt have to, Charlie Brown
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I just want to move to Maine and eat potatoes.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I just want to move to Maine and eat potatoes.
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My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats Iβve been feeding it
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats Iβve been feeding it
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Apparently, hospitals are not the best place to just start unplugging things so you can charge your cell phone. I know this now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Apparently, hospitals are not the best place to just start unplugging things so you can charge your cell phone. I know this now.
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Today is a good day for gravy practice. Whip up some test gravy to limber up for the big day.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Today is a good day for gravy practice. Whip up some test gravy to limber up for the big day.
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I don't like the things you like, and I'm on the internet SPECIFICALLY to let you know that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't like the things you like, and I'm on the internet SPECIFICALLY to let you know that.
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Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
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I canβt wait until archaeologists discover the Chuck Taylors Iβve ritualistically placed beneath the sill of my house
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I canβt wait until archaeologists discover the Chuck Taylors Iβve ritualistically placed beneath the sill of my house
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wife brought home an unrecognized tupperware from a friend and when i saw it in the fridge i hissed at it
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
wife brought home an unrecognized tupperware from a friend and when i saw it in the fridge i hissed at it
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May all your holes find glory this holiday season
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
May all your holes find glory this holiday season
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Google Maps: object on road ahead
Me: uh, yeah, they're called cars, jeez
Me: uh, yeah, they're called cars, jeez
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Google Maps: object on road ahead
Me: uh, yeah, they're called cars, jeez
Me: uh, yeah, they're called cars, jeez
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Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25Β’ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25Β’ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
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Me, starting my work day: alright, let's get this bread
My boss (who is secretly a duck): HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOO
My boss (who is secretly a duck): HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOO
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Me, starting my work day: alright, let's get this bread
My boss (who is secretly a duck): HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOO
My boss (who is secretly a duck): HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOO
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(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate