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Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · Dec 9

The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing

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AnnaMolly Orpan Maker @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1h

What is the plural of “butterscotch”

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 1h

Oh great

A screenshot that reads, "Subtropical Storm Activity Alert

Subtropical Storm Karen has formed in the N. Atlantic."

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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 1h

Would

Robot Cartoon character with a large crane instead of penis

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1h

I can’t explain it but Jewel sings in cursive

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1h

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Tiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 1h

Moon here. 🌙 Hi. Not quite as flashy as I was the other night, but I still be beaming! Get it? Moon BEAM! 😂😂😂😂

(26 people from Bluesky burst out into the night, load their slingshots, & aim upwards)

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 2h

y'all please mastodon't

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 2h

Lying in bed warm like a corpse before rigamortus sets in.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 2h

It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2h

plagiarizing the last 15 years of simpsons jokes because nobody’s ever heard them

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2h

this place is deader than your ability to be slightly humorous

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1h

My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 9h

when you totally misread the vibe

A cow leans over a fence and licks the face of a very surprised-looking woman.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 6h

Nobel Committee should just troll Trump, and give Obama a second Peace Prize.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 12h

Taking a break for awhile to try to figure out if anything matters anymore. Please be good to each other and don't drink the stuff under the sink while I'm gone ok 🤙

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10h

Them: WWJD

Me: WWYDIYSWAHCAAOTBFCHHATOWTFHITSWAMFALBOMAHDG

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 11h

feeling Baby, I could really go for a swan lift today

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h

“It’s not a competition”

- losers

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

“Do you want me to be honest?” isn’t a question. It’s a warning.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h

Maybe the hottest girls are covered in bruises from falling apart all the time, you don’t know

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h

A shock collar but for the urge to check somebody’s page

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 1d

bringing this back. show meee :)

muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · Jun 29

show me with a hex code picker your EXACT favourite colour

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 1d

i wonder if there's a world record for how quickly someone can eat the bible? This might be my chance at fame

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 1d

saw someone on youtube refer to reading scripture as "consuming the bible" so that's.... something.

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 1d

no i don’t want to renew my free subscription to sirius XM i want a car with a long pointy radio antenna on top of which i can put a styrofoam smiley face bauble!!!!!!!!!!!!

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